https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Minutes20180212Minutes20180212 - Revision history2026-05-27T23:20:44ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20180212&diff=11866&oldid=prevDhreed: Created page with "KGB MINS 2.12.2018 OFF REPS -Dylan -Homework realized 2 days late; missed N2 for that -Katie -Booth? -"Ian" [Kate] - (explains events and..."2018-04-09T23:20:24Z<p>Created page with "KGB MINS 2.12.2018 OFF REPS -Dylan -Homework realized 2 days late; missed N2 for that -Katie -Booth? -"Ian" [Kate] - (explains events and..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>KGB MINS 2.12.2018<br />
<br />
OFF REPS<br />
-Dylan<br />
-Homework realized 2 days late; missed N2 for that<br />
-Katie<br />
-Booth?<br />
-"Ian" [Kate]<br />
- (explains events and such)<br />
-Ellen<br />
-Saw memes, spent all sunday on 122<br />
-Dez<br />
-The Com to Not Burn Down R7 will talk about it later<br />
-Joe<br />
-Phone can replace nervous system of an alien; showed people some absolute garbage<br />
-"Kate" [Fable]<br />
-My cool friend fable invited me to her studio and I should go to that<br />
<br />
COM REPS<br />
-Committee to Burn Down R7 & Not Burn Down R7<br />
-On Monday, there was a gas leak right next to our house and our heat was shut<br />
-On Saturday/Sunday R3's basement alarm went off at 5. It went off at 6:30 (R3 is the RA's unit)<br />
-Ad Hoc "Stupid things Cam's Frat did in Highschool"<br />
-Fire alarm went off but one guy continued to play League; "it's not a frat" he says<br />
-Shit My prof Said<br />
-"Ok Listen, so I got a PhD ok, so that means I argued with a bunch of geniuses and convinved them that they're wrong and I'm right, what makes you think you have a chance"<br />
-Main Nationalism<br />
-Angus King worked really hard to make the Lobster Emoji it a thing for some reason?<br />
-Non-Canon Zelda<br />
-Smash Bros<br />
-For N64, Sakurai was originally developing it without Nintendo characters; he secretly appropriated Nintendo characters because it looked bad and this is how we got Smash Bros<br />
-Was made super different to be not like<br />
-"Dragon King: THe Fighting Game"<br />
-Stupid History<br />
-Kansas Electoral system<br />
-Bloody Kansas; they had an election to determine if Kansas would be a slave state; 200% turnout<br />
-When Kansas became a state it forgot to actually put requirements on governership on its constitution; Henry wants to run for Kansas governor<br />
-Holofractal<br />
-Bitcoin has stayed within 10% of its value; Energy used to mine bitcoin eclipses Icelandic home<br />
<br />
OLD BIZ<br />
-Fable [Measles on campus]<br />
-[Nov 6 2017] Discretely ask Dylan how much I should make the Allocation for CTFWS<br />
-P Much that<br />
-HOLY SHIT IAN ISN"T HERE<br />
-POSTPONED FOR A WEEK (don't tell Ian)<br />
<br />
NEW BIZ<br />
-Valentines day Card Com<br />
-Help Me beat "Roses are red; Violets are blue; you are an ample source of emotional utility"<br />
-[Liam] "Roses are red; You increase my virility; you are an ample source of emotional utility"<br />
-"I'd walk to Scaife for you"<br />
-"You must be my work because you're in my heart"<br />
-something about tying up the UC stones<br />
-"I would wait on the Tazza line at 4:30 for you"<br />
-"You drive me crazy and there are no adequate psychological counseling services"<br />
-PASSED<br />
-$2 Fable [Liam and his virility]<br />
-Now requiring Exec to follow Robert's Rules for the next 20 Minutes<br />
-Motion to suspend rules<br />
-Motion to postpone this indefinitely<br />
-PASS<br />
-Toilet Paper USA Com<br />
-The TPUSA dressed up as babies and now the leader left with "if you want the diapers we still have them"<br />
-PASSED<br />
-$3 M [I didn't think I would actually get that]<br />
-"Is Math tax in the bylaws?" "I don't know but you aren't either"<br />
-Filibuster Com<br />
-[literally the entire bylwas as read by Tim to prevent anything from happening]<br />
-[it was ended quickly]<br />
-PASSED<br />
-$4 Fable [Phillip Bluster]<br />
-Allocation for event ($75)<br />
-PASSED<br />
-Teach M Robert's Rules of Order [dillatory]<br />
-Com for Respect of Article V sec VI<br />
-Seniorty of offices: President, 1st Vice President, 2nd Vice President, Corresponding Secretary, Recording Secretary, Treasurer, Seargeant at Arms<br />
-SHADOW REALM<br />
-Com to Respect Articles VI of the KGB Bylaws<br />
-Figure out what the musical interlude is<br />
-It's the guitar solo from Bohemian Raphsody<br />
-PASSED<br />
-$1 Joe [Freddie Mercury]<br />
-Com to move along Zelda Enemies in a Stream<br />
-Lizalflows<br />
-"Octococks"<br />
-"I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock"<br />
-PASSED<br />
-$2 Dez [Fucking Probability Current]<br />
<br />
<br />
REAL ANNOUNCE<br />
-"Ian"<br />
-Bitterness Party in Weh 5316<br />
-"Joy" [also Kate]<br />
-BOOTH is happen 8-11 mon 2-???????????<br />
-Exec meets UC 329 at 5pm on wed<br />
-Liam is getting Chinese food this friday</div>Dhreed