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Nmongkol at 19:25, 28 September 2018

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Nmongkol at 22:47, 27 September 2018

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Nmongkol at 22:29, 27 September 2018

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Nmongkol: Created page with "EXEC Ian had a weekend. Dez is not here. Jonathan is fake Dez. had a weekend. what did i do this weekend. shit i forgot this part about being a Dez. I feel like someon..."

2018-09-27T18:52:31Z

Created page with "EXEC Ian had a weekend. Dez is not here. Jonathan is fake Dez. had a weekend. what did i do this weekend. shit i forgot this part about being a Dez. I feel like someon..."

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EXEC
Ian had a weekend.
Dez is not here. Jonathan is fake Dez. had a weekend. what did i do this weekend. shit i forgot this part about being a Dez. I feel like someone here had a more exciting weekend. Physics yeah I made The Thing into a pendulum.
Kate had a weekend. Wasn't exciting.
Event happening this friday if we find it. Help us Find the Event. Meet at WEH 5421, Friday Sept 28. The registrar lost the event. It's somewhere and we don't know where.
Ellen had a weekend. Mother Wean protected our S'mores and Bomb Lab was a blast. Pravda.
Janny had weekend. Ate 10 bananas. 2 Diderot posts made public.
Aren had a weekend. Normal weekend. Sick and Bomb Lab is blowing Aren up. Go to the TOC.
Mitchell had a weekend. Bomb Lab lasted. In class: "Fig a: jog (kink)" "I came to class today and a bunch of guys were kinking"

COMMITTEE REPORTS
kinks probably won't drag the markget but theres correlation that it probably does
Ninteno stock jumps and Conry shits rule the market
Ad hoc good boy com + misappropriated ross coker memorial com
Saw him. Recruiting for Quora. There's a picture on Is This Ross?
Bitcoin
more people hold bitcoin than bitcoin is mined. this is news
Comics are bullshit
star wars infinity comic. luke is frozen to death and no one saved him. nothing changed that much. vader shot in the head and died and froze to death or something.
Ad hoc I'm a mathematician and hate my life
someone again said they solved the riehmann hypothesis. bet $20
Stupid history
Ming treasure fleet. build around 1400 in Ming dynasty China. most advanced one at the time. Used it to reach as far as South Africa. Brought a Giraffe to china and emperor was a very big fan so sent fleet out to get more Giraffe. There's nothing more than giraffe that china can beat so they burned the fleet.
Stupid pr facts + comics are bullshit
25th anniversary. evil ranger kiled rangers so he can create a ranger team to take over the world. copied to saban's storyline but can't kill rangers cause it's a kid's show. alien wants to shatter barriers between universes. robot prs take over and the current cast go to the antidimension to stop him with the help of older rangers. it was alright. not as good as the comic books which are significantly better.
Booth
we're maybe building a booth. you guys tell us next week. people who can vote = paid dues before this meeting + don't have debts made within the last 60 days. booth is fun!! we've done it almost every year except for some point in the 90s. it's a good way to bond + relieve stress! if you're interested or really really like carpentry or art, then come next week and voice your opinions. if interested in being a booth chair, let kate know
Culinary standards + learn to live love life again
recommend the restaurant in the carnegie museum of art. good lunch
Cory worked there for a year. really good but unreasonably expensive.
misapp Ross Coker memorial
oh he's in the group
ad hoc what the fuck
genderbent bowser is a big thing recently. i'm not sure why
ad hoc com to make a horrible mistake since nobody made this horrible mistake yet
hello mr powesident. *goran slams into a corner and stands dangerously on a spinny chair in a corner*
ad hoc big foot lover
20 reported kissings of bigfoot. all are too shaky cause too focused on the smooches
i'm a mathematician & i hate my life + nicholas rauen
analysis aAEEEAAAEIIAAAAaaAA
rauen
analysis yay. algebra AEAEAaAaAEEAaaAA

OLD BUSINESS
The thing:
Jonathan has the thing. Rauen want teh thing. not fault=standing in line for job fair to get a job doing nothing at all.
Fault = career fairs' existence

Orders of the day:
18 Sept 2017:
C: Asher memorial
P: Dabbing. it's what's for dinner.
*A lot of aggressive dabbing in the audience*
Dylan for $25. Chair = The one, the only Asher Silverglade
It's been exactly 5 minutes. Goran can come back. Goran comes back to seat.
10 Sept 2018:
#define "i play pot of greed" = table for two weeks and draw two cards
Point of precedence. Point of privilege. Point of peaches; they're delicious. [floating point].
Table for two weeks: Passed

NEW BUSINESS
Standing rule = any standing rule can fit on a magic the gathering card but not yu gi oh card
p of clarification = so we don't take the entire meeting explaining their standing rule
Standing rule = any standing rule must be handed to Ian on a magic the gathering card.
rauen has latexed the basic rule sof the archive and will be next week's pravda. has probabilistic system to call thigns from the archive but newer things have more probability. 3+ paragraphs.
table for 5 minutes?
table for the next full blood moon? 21 Jan 2019 midnight (Monday morning)? Passed.

Standing rule = cannot be special summoned = [etc]
Dilatory.

Motion to create magic the gathering 5 card etc.
Dilatory.

Standing rule = at most 3 standing rules proposed per meeting
guys please. at some point people are dead.
send this to the archive? dilatory
amend: at least 3 standing rules proposed per meeting? ignored.
#define sitting rule= standing rule? no.
replace 3 by a blank to be filled by general body. => 1st hex of hased of previous minutes

Allocate money for this week's event
it's a good idea

Alloc <= $5 to buy cheetos
it's a good idea
just because it's made doesn't mean it has to be used

C: brain imaging
P: pretty much that
we're 3 floors too high for that. has that ever stopped before
P: imaging for people who're too high at that point in time? yes
C: braiiiiiins imaging? nah
C: braaaaaainz imaaaaaaging? yes
Summary:
C: braaaaaainz imaaaaaaging
P: imaging for people who're too high at that point in time
Matt for $6. chair=Chase.
"you have a committee now" Chase"wait what the fuck"

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Event: 7pm meet at the meeting room. we have an event except we don't have it
Booth: come to meeting next week if you really want booth to happen/not happen
Booth chair: message kate on fb or email kate
Do booth chairs need to be members in good standing?

Zombies = 1st week of Mini 2 semester. Tell Em if you want to be a mod. Come play and ruin your friends' week. Ruin everybody.
6/7 of KGB Exec (CMU is hard and Dez is on fire). Meet on Thursday at 6pm in UC 329. Open if you wanna see how and if we function. Bring food.

SCHMUCCS
M: alloc 1 fire extinguisher to Dez so we can put him out
out of order
Do you have deep mistrust in your friends? Want to stab them? ITR on Saturday.
Board game club.
Shelby going to TOC to represent PNC. "Don't make me look bad"
Aren wants to watch Nichijou with everyone. Message Aren.
Dylan will be at TOC repressenting Greenhill software. have a tech talk Tuesday 6pm WEH 6405. IoT is gonna be very bad and will stop it from being very bad.
Culinary standards = China man and American men = mid autumn festival, Liam will go get Chinese food at Szechuan Gourmet.
Rauen is creating a bunch of rules. If you have bad additional rules, can save time and pass them all in one go. Use weird archive shitposting.

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      ad hoc com to make a horrible mistake since nobody made this horrible mistake yet
-         hello mr powesident. *goran slams into a corner and stands dangerously on a spinny chair in a corner*
+         hello mr pawesident. *goran slams into a corner and stands dangerously on a spinny chair in a corner*
      ad hoc big foot lover

@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
      kinks probably won't drag the market but theres correlation that it probably does
          Ninteno stock jumps and Conry shits rule the market
      Ad hoc good boy com + misappropriated ross coker memorial com
          Saw him. Recruiting for Quora. There's a picture on Is This Ross?
      Bitcoin
          more people hold bitcoin than bitcoin is mined. this is news
      Comics are bullshit
          star wars infinity comic. luke is frozen to death and no one saved him. nothing changed that much. vader shot in the head and died and froze to death or something.
      Ad hoc I'm a mathematician and hate my life
          someone again said they solved the riehmann hypothesis. bet $20
      Stupid history
          Ming treasure fleet. build around 1400 in Ming dynasty China. most advanced one at the time. Used it to reach as far as South Africa. Brought a Giraffe to china and emperor was a very big fan so sent fleet out to get more Giraffe. There's nothing more than giraffe that china can beat so they burned the fleet.
      Stupid pr facts + comics are bullshit
 th anniversary. evil ranger kiled rangers so he can create a ranger team to take over the world. copied to saban's storyline but can't kill rangers cause it's a kid's show. alien wants to shatter barriers between universes. robot prs take over and the current cast go to the antidimension to stop him with the help of older rangers. it was alright. not as good as the comic books which are significantly better.
      Booth
          we're maybe building a booth. you guys tell us next week. people who can vote = paid dues before this meeting + don't have debts made within the last 60 days. booth is fun!! we've done it almost every year except for some point in the 90s. it's a good way to bond + relieve stress! if you're interested or really really like carpentry or art, then come next week and voice your opinions. if interested in being a booth chair, let kate know
      Culinary standards + learn to live love life again
          recommend the restaurant in the carnegie museum of art. good lunch
          Cory worked there for a year. really good but unreasonably expensive.
      misapp Ross Coker memorial
          oh he's in the group
      ad hoc what the fuck
          genderbent bowser is a big thing recently. i'm not sure why
      ad hoc com to make a horrible mistake since nobody made this horrible mistake yet
          hello mr powesident. *goran slams into a corner and stands dangerously on a spinny chair in a corner*
      ad hoc big foot lover
 reported kissings of bigfoot. all are too shaky cause too focused on the smooches
      i'm a mathematician & i hate my life + nicholas rauen
          analysis aAEEEAAAEIIAAAAaaAA

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 COMMITTEE REPORTS
-     kinks probably won't drag the markget but theres correlation that it probably does
+     kinks probably won't drag the market but theres correlation that it probably does
          Ninteno stock jumps and Conry shits rule the market
      Ad hoc good boy com + misappropriated ross coker memorial com
@@ Line 78: / Line 78: @@
          amend: at least 3 standing rules proposed per meeting? ignored.
          #define sitting rule= standing rule? no.
-         replace 3 by a blank to be filled by general body. => 1st hex of hased of previous minutes
+         replace 3 by a blank to be filled by general body. => 1st hex of hashed of previous minutes
      Allocate money for this week's event