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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
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Dez - Useless stuff, bought a not bong. Not much else.<br />
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Janny - Moar useless stuff, bought a handwarmer (mmmm). No laundry. Oof.<br />
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Mitchell - Useless stuff? Made deserts, not enough lemons.<br />
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Mckenna - Bake barter, and bought a lamp mostly for the aesthetic. No more backpack. Oof.<br />
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Woody - Bake barter, bought many useless things. Got sick, but red eyes we're in style. #420<br />
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James - Way too many drugs, but not actually drugs. 10 hours of magic that gathering.<br />
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Kushal - Too many umbrellas, the cheaper the more usefull.<br />
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COMITTEE REPORTS<br />
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Children of foreign parents support group: Kate's dad wants to drink with Dez.<br />
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Ad hoc coolinary substandards committee: When you eat breakfast with cream cheese.<br />
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OLD BUSINESS<br />
The thing! Apparently the Metas reset. Liam had the spirit, meta two!<br />
- Kate took it, but its not her fault.<br />
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Orders of the day:<br />
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Motion to create the kgb executive committee: Bought by Woody.<br />
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Motion to create the archive memorial comittee:<br />
Purpose: To recreate the archives or mourn its death.<br />
Tabled until september 9th<br />
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Motion to create the "Create your own jokes" committee<br />
Purpose: Create your own jokes.<br />
Tabled for 1 week.<br />
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NEW BUSINESS<br />
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Motion to #define Placeholder as objection<br />
Failed<br />
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Motion to create the "Cut our losses (and our pennies) already"<br />
Purpose: Make a new thing, Henry's not bringing it back.<br />
Discussion: Possible named the thingg, of type thing->bool.<br />
Passed: Bought by Kate, chaired by anyone around next fall.<br />
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Motion to create the committee to assassinate the chair<br />
Purpose: Assinate the chair of the kgb executive committee.<br />
Passed: Sold to Janny, chaired by anyone interested in assassin<br />
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Motion to #define "Cia intervention" as Mitchell Yang.<br />
Passed<br />
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Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding $50 for this weeks event.<br />
Passed<br />
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Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding $50 for goods and supplies destroyed in last years picnic.<br />
Grill was full of rotten meet. Yuck.<br />
Passed<br />
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Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding $169.69 for new board games.<br />
Passed<br />
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Motion to create the KGB Intervention Committee<br />
Purpose: Resist CIA Intervention<br />
Passed, Sold to woody. Chaired by Mitchell<br />
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Motion to create the CIA Intervention Committee<br />
Pupose: Assinate the S@A<br />
Passed, Sold to Mitchell. Chaired by Dez.<br />
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Motion to create the committee to both mourn the loss and celebrate the return of electrons.<br />
Purpose: Needed a place to put his pepsi bottle, then a thing popped up and the screen shut off. And also that, electrons are stupid dood.<br />
Passed, Sold to Tim, Chaired by Tim and his best buddy, the electron.<br />
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Motion to mourn the archives.<br />
Silently mourned.<br />
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ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
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We exec. We meet. We cool. Say hi.<br />
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We have an event. Its GBGC. Come.<br />
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SCHMUCKS<br />
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GCS Release is happening!<br />
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People want to go see endgame, so people should do that.</div>Woodmanan