https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Minutes20190826Minutes20190826 - Revision history2026-05-02T02:10:54ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20190826&diff=12016&oldid=prevWoodmanan: Meeeeeetttingngggngngng2019-08-28T21:19:39Z<p>Meeeeeetttingngggngngng</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Exec Summers <br />
Dez - Many noodles, too many boxes. Too many trips.<br />
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Janny - In bay area, created a crochet snake. <br />
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Mitchel - Wean 4 has too many cleaners, hid in some stairwells overnight. <br />
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Mckenna - Not here today, but... Fought for the cause to get a nice room, but got stuck. Forgive <br />
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Woody - <br />
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James - <br />
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Kushal - Stayed in pittsburgh, then miami! <br />
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Comittee Reports <br />
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Stupid history - Henry - Man went to fight communism, started a cult, probably nazis, and eventually got the reagan adminstration to believe that he was smart. Started trying to shoot missiles with lasers, which does not work. <br />
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The commitee to assassinate the president - report from Kate, confiscated by James <br />
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Furry appreciation commitee + lots of furry committees - Soooooooon <br />
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UwU said with different connotations - OwO <br />
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Comics are bullshit - Henry - New moon knight show, but who is that. "I know you're here, dracula, you big fucking nerd. Where's my money?" <br />
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I'm a mathmatician and I hate myself - Liam - Model theory! <br />
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Old Business <br />
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HENRY HAS BROUGHT US THE THING, AND HAS RETURNED IT TO US <br />
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Jasper has the thing now. <br />
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Orders of the day <br />
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April 29 - Motion to make Liam mad <br />
- Passed, successfully <br />
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April 29 - Pot of greed motion <br />
- Tabled for two weeks <br />
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New Business <br />
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Motion to create the real donner experience commitee <br />
Purpose - to take the next person who says the donner chant and feed them to their roomate <br />
Passed, sold to henry for $1, chaired by hannibal lector <br />
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Motion to create the Cats are dumb committee <br />
Purpose: Discuss the happenings of Kaylie's cats and other cats. <br />
Passed, sold to Kaylie for $7, chaired by Kate <br />
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Henry - Motion to reimplement the archive rules <br />
Failed <br />
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Janny - Motion to create the 'archieve' in place of the archives as outlined by nicholas rauen. <br />
Dilatory <br />
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Liam - motion to create the vixra committee <br />
Purpose - find weird vixra articles and read them aloud <br />
Passed, sold to Liam for $4, chaired by anyone willing to find weird papers. <br />
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Kate- Motion to #define a donnler, as a dollar with a weird look from Henry.<br />
Unfriendly.<br />
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Motion to #define hey donner as second<br />
Not heard, whoops<br />
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Henry - Motion to create the commitee to overthrow the tyrant Dez<br />
Purpose - I'm winning<br />
Passed, sold to Henry for $3, chaired by the Senate.<br />
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Ellen - Motion to create the midwestern tourism board<br />
Purpose - Promote tourism to the midwest, to cities not unlike Kansas city.<br />
Passed, sold to Shelby for $4, chaired by the dude who denver was a state.<br />
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Kate - motion to make the american city-state committee.<br />
Purpose - Well, they're like interchangeable right?<br />
Kate apparently thought vermont did not exist.<br />
Sold to Kate for $2, chaired by Bernie Sanders<br />
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Ellen - Motion to the left<br />
Liam - Motion to #define a bushel of corn as the current dollar value of a bushel of corn.<br />
Currently worth $3.59, rounded strictly up.<br />
Passed!<br />
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Motion to #define a vinyl of corn as the current price of the vinyl of 'Corn'. Specifically, 'Korn' by Korn.<br />
Currently worth $26.96.<br />
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Motion to #define hand as corn, but only if dnah is nroc.<br />
Passed.<br />
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Motion to #define Korn as Corn.<br />
Passed.<br />
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Tim - Motion to create the "Rip my amazon recommendations committee"<br />
Purpose - Basically that.<br />
Dez tried to buy a new projector, and got recommended Centurion male supplement vitamins.<br />
Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by anyone with weird amazon recommendations.<br />
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Tim - The adhoc exec get it together committee looks at mitchel.<br />
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Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding $30.69 for food and supplies for this event.<br />
Passed by acclamation.<br />
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Liam - The corn subsidies committee would like to point that that we could have bought a bushel of corn and a vinyl of corn.<br />
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Kate - Motion to allocate a bushel of corn to buy a bushel of corn.<br />
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Henry - Motion to acquire a megabushel of corn<br />
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Liam - The corn subsidies committee thinks corn futures are a great way to make that money.<br />
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Failed, thank god<br />
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Kate - Motion to make a standing rule that anyone who allocates money must allocate it in bushels of corn.<br />
Dilatory.<br />
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Real and Relevant announcements<br />
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Mitchell - We have an event! Bring food if you're an upperclassmen<br />
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Janny - We have the UG Tour next week, help us pleaseeee.<br />
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Dez - We are exec, we have meeting at 4:30 on Wendnesdays at UC 329.<br />
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Schmucks<br />
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Kate - Since this week's event is Potluck, come cook at Kremlin or R7.<br />
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Liam - Based of off that, the culinary standards committee will eventually make bad icecream.<br />
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Henry - Come play boardgames.<br />
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Tim - What do we do after this? Get food!<br />
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Janny - We have a meeting next week!</div>Woodmanan