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EXEC
Dez: hike but thunder. impossible
Janny: nine squares never became king
Mfy: i had a weekend? whatever
Event: ug tour postponed to next week
Event: Durian/GBGC friday 7pm
room TBA
Kate as Mckenna: picnic with boyfriend. Henry became king several times
Henry as Woody: woody is probably in Kentucky. Henry stranded in basement of fuel
James: lasertag. found a corner and stood there and shot anyone who came near
Kushal: tried to cook indian food. put too much chili powder

COM REPORT
c: stupid pr facts
new kr series: kamen rider zero-one! first series of the reiwa period.

c: children of immigrant parents
kate's mom visited. heavy bags of food. bought 2 whole bottles of wine. she's here for one day, don't know when she expects to drink two whole bottles. finished one together last night.

c: comics are bullshit
dr. ock got cancer so changed climate change for evil. spiderman punched algor in the face, in favor of doc ock's evil climate change. unsure why evil.

c: support c to assassinate the prez
gives one penny to the treasurer

c: ad hoc i'm empty inside, misapp aren't we all
vending machine: im empty don't understand me, emojis

c: cats are dumb
kaylie's cat snuggling but then both went upstairs. cat was upset so went to kate and stared at kaylie for two hours

c: maine nationalism
conflict where maine tried to annex nova scotia, which rightfully belonged to maine. didn't want to go to war, so fabricated letters from ben franklin. justification from maine lumberjack. death to the traitor.

c: furry appreciation + furry antagonism + furry ambivalence
soowoon what's this?

c: cats are dumb, again
kaylie's other cat. kate's mom allergic to cat, but the cat tried to attract attention and forced mom to pet her.

c: ad hoc stupid pokemon facts
pokedex for xatu. flying type that can see past and future. in ruby, it's so terrified of everything that it doesn't move. it can't change the future and is terrified of what's to come. south america exists in the pokemon universe.

OLD BUSINESS
the thing:
at jasper. goes to kate
not fault = coerced into taking the thing because henry can't be trusted
fault = everything including henry not trustworthy

archive
1. c: kgb archeology
p: ancient meme
m: table for 7 years
passed
2. MOtion to create the don't forget that committee
p: don't forget in three years that we did that
change p: oops we forgot
been changed
m: table for 2 years
passed

NEW BUSINESS
c: please be serious with the attendance sheet
p: the attendance sheet will be passed out one more time
p of info: henry was the first nrauen, not me - cam
cam: 11 nrauen. someone signed as cam, but not me - cam

passed!
sold to Janny for $5. chair=nick rauen or anyone who claimed to be nick rauen

m: disband that committee
need to be done at its own meeting

c: child kidnapping pokemon association
p: in pokedex, alarmingly large pokemons that should be in this association
passed by acclamation
sold to Kushal for $11. chair=kushal and any creepy pokemon

c: semi unprompted clapter wait no that's not a word give me a hot sec
p: no let me die
change c: semi unprompted cl?? 69 wait no that's not a word
been changed
change c: + give me a hot sec
been changed
m: table indefinitely
failed
m: table for four years
passed. been tabled

#define 4=1
the chair didn't hear a motion

#define "left"="exec's left"
not a strong motion

#define "exec's left"="the direction in which the audience go for exec"
?

#define "left"="stage left"
p of info: what is stage left?
left as far as the people on the stage is concerned
m: replace "stage" with "house"
p of info: house left is the audience's left
m: replace with "stage right"
done
m: replace "house" with "stage"
passed. nothing happened.
m: replace all instances of "left" and "right" with "center"
friendly. been changed.
m: remove "stage"
been changed.
m: capitalize one of the center's at current standing rec sec's discretion
we are now in #define "Center"="center"
m: change "center" to half a line below, in order to tone it down
yeah
m: replace "down" with "stage right"
no such thing

summary: #define "Center"=
"center"
that passed

c: on centrism
p: climate change is real but it's fine. the earth is flat anyway
isn't flat earth surrounded by the ice wall. won't it melt?
but the ice wall is really cold.
it also melt outside
what's outside the flat earth?
the ice wall
sold to henry for $1. chair= algor and alex jones

m: alloc <= $20 for snacks and drinks for this week's event, including v8
antiseconded, but is a strong motion
m: change "v8" to "v8 but not the kind that oliver likes"
friendly. been changed
oliver likes to think of it as drinking pasta sauce
m: replace "v8" with "cheetos paws"
the chair did not hear a motion
m: amend amount to $50
antiseconded
m: amend amount to $42.69+$6.90
ok
m: strike amount to be filled by parliamentary procedure
a tie
>:(
options
$69 for purity
$0 for fiscal conservativism
$49.59
$420 because smoke week everyday
13 bushels of corn (rounds to $4)
$118 because slurp soup everyday
$49.59.69 if gas station can list the tenth of a cent, i can do this
$20π
$50
$8.8.8.8
2.5 jobs (a job is $20) -> dilatory
$69 is chosen
done.

m: alloc <= $69
passed. we have an event

REAL ANNOUNCE
kgb exec. meeting tonight 8pm somewhere. probably don't come. it's weird
usually 4.30pm wednesday uc329

this friday: durian
bring cards and boards, board games
next friday: ug tour!!!!!!!!!!! 9/13 7pm
if you signed up but can't do it anymore once it's moved, please pm mitch or janny. people can be busy.

reminder to pay dues. $15 for semesters $20 for the year. obtain official membership, vote, t shirt discount. you don't need dues to participate in events. dues due before the booth vote. existing membership expires sept 30. we'll know booth theme oct 13 (scotty saturday)

SCHMUCKS
m: out of order

those of you who are junior+ will remember dylan. coming back to visit + toc. if people feel like getting food with him, you should! even if you don't know, he's a chill guy. hopefully will come to meeting or something

m: Center

m: seafoam green

m: out of order

m: broken record

m: dilatory

m: center

c: dez our president

m: purple x69
in order x69

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