Woodmanan at 19:52, 23 September 2019

2019-09-23T19:52:39Z

Woodmanan at 19:47, 23 September 2019

2019-09-23T19:47:33Z

Woodmanan: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Dez - Had a thing, didn't do it. oof. Janny - Ran around, and got sore. Mitchell - UG Tour, dissapeared. Event! Mckenna - D..."

2019-09-18T21:21:22Z

Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Dez - Had a thing, didn't do it. oof. Janny - Ran around, and got sore. Mitchell - UG Tour, dissapeared. Event! Mckenna - D..."

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OFFICER REPORTS

Dez - Had a thing, didn't do it. oof.

Janny - Ran around, and got sore.

Mitchell - UG Tour, dissapeared. Event!

Mckenna - Did UG Tour, witnessed lots of projects disapearing into an oven. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?

Woody - Teacher played hooky. Oof.

James - Is apparently Iron Man.

Kushal - UG Tour, Hack CMU, HW. Didn't sleep. oof.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Liam - Culinary Standard - Nothing beats everyday noodle.
Point Bruge Cafe, and Pamela's Diner. Oof.

Janny - Scathe lover committee reports YAY

Dillen - AD HOC Advertising committee wants information. Your fault.

Tim - Culinary substandards and Culinary sub standards reports no good subs

Henry - R7 Buring + Not

Tim - Furry committees - Success!

Kate - Culinary Substandards committee wants to know about cheetos paws

Liam - Corn subsidies wants you to buy corn!

Tim - Ad hoc markets says no oil.

Henry - Committee to restore the islemari (?) reports no success.

Tim - Committee to not burn down R7 & committee to burn down buy apartment reports almost success

Henry - Stupid History Committee - 18th century swedish coffee tax laws were high. If you didn't pay taxes, you got the 'irs' coming to steal your cookware, and then leave.

Dillen - Misappropriated to burn down R7 wants to remember when someone exploded Riceroni on the stove.

Liam - Culinary standards - Ricerono.

Dillen - Riceronum.

OLD BUSINESS

Kaylie Brought back the thing! Emily gets the thing. It's not her fault that Henry lost the thing.

No other orders!

NEW BUSINESS

Janny - The pringle and the prison behind it appreciation committee
Purpose - The pringle and the prison behind it
Passed, sold to Janny for $4, chaired by anyone who loves scathe

Henry - Youth outreach subcommittee of committee to assassinate the president
Purpose - Too lazy to bother shooting you, but some young people might love to do so.
Passed, sold to Henry for $4, chaired by Kushal.

Kate - Motion to allocate office access to every freshmen so they can get nerf guns.
Purpose - The pringle and the prison behind it
Passed, sold to Janny for $4, chaired by anyone who loves scathe

Henry - Youth outreach subcommittee of committee to assassinate the president
Purpose - Too lazy to bother shooting you, but some young people might love to do so.
Passed, sold to Henry for $4, chaired by Kushal.

Kate - Motion to allocate office access to every freshmen so they can get nerf guns.

Henry - Motion to allocate $20 to the committee to assasinate the president to youth outreach

Dillen - When you become a chair of a subcommittee, you have to play a game of twilight emperium king of the hill at pitt on top of the panther statue for control of the committee.
Failed.

Woody - Supercommittee - composed of one or more committess, chaired by everyone who is a chair on those committess, plus a portion of anyone.
Passed! Mwahahaha

Dillen - Predicative Heirarchy supercommittee.
Purpose: To be the Supercommittee of all committees that are not supercommittees of themselves.
Contains: All committees that are not supercommittees of themselves.
Dilatory? Apparently not. Mwhahahaha.
Passed! Sold to Dillen for $20, chaired by bertred rusell, and lots of people who aren't

Henry - Super broken record committee
Purpose: Motion to create the super broken record committee
Contains : other instances of the broken record committee
Passed, sold to Woody by $4, chaired by motion to create th

Tim - <Large egglplant emoji> ooo <Bee Emoji>
Comprised: Committee of the whole
Purpose: <Large eggplant emoji> oooooo <Bee Emoji> '(DROP TABLE;--)
Nickname: Eggplant o<bee> tables
Officail theme song: A picture of an eggplant emoji (samsung) registered as a sound file.
Passed, sold to Tim for $10, Tim, TIm, the egglpant emoji, and the committe of the whole.

Mitchell - Motion to allcoate 42.69 dollars for food and supplies.
Passed.

Kate - Supercommitee of the committee to assassiante the president and committee to burn down R7 called the commitee to burn down R7
Purpose: Add riceroni to R7's shopping list.
Passed, sold to Kate, given to anyone who lives at R7 but isn't the president.

Woody - Motion to allocate $6.09 for buying riceroni.
Failed!

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - Meet at Wednesdays! Bring us food.

Mitchell - We have an event! It's improv in Scathe, we can get you there if you don't know where it is. Prison with a Pringle.

James - Pay your dues, fools.

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Culinary standards will be making liquid nitrogen ice cream at some point!

Tim - Spring Carnival needs a theme!

Woody - ITR is this weekend! Come!

Dillen - Tech talk! Come to GHC 6115 at 6:30! Free Pizza

Emily - Where to get updates about the org?

Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoom green, lots of food, fish fish fish, and gtfo.

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      Passed, sold to Woody by $4, chaired by motion to create th
-     Tim -🍆 ooo 🐝
+     Tim -🍆 ööö 🐝
      Comprised: Committee of the whole
-     Purpose: 🍆 oooooo 🍆 '(DROP TABLE;--)
+     Purpose: 🍆 öööööö 🍆 '(DROP TABLE;--)
-     Nickname: Eggplant o🐝 tables
+     Nickname: Eggplant ö🐝 tables
      Officail theme song: A picture of an eggplant emoji (samsung) registered as a sound file.
      Passed, sold to Tim for $10, Tim, Tim, 🍆, and the committe of the whole.

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Woodmanan at 19:52, 23 September 2019

Woodmanan at 19:47, 23 September 2019

Woodmanan: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Dez - Had a thing, didn't do it. oof. Janny - Ran around, and got sore. Mitchell - UG Tour, dissapeared. Event! Mckenna - D..."