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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Dez - Had an event, lots of prego, oof Janny - Had improv and then a good time, then actually ate pasta. CTFWS might happen Nov 8. M...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Dez - Had an event, lots of prego, oof<br /> <br /> Janny - Had improv and then a good time, then actually ate pasta. CTFWS might happen Nov 8.<br /> <br /> Mitchell - Had a weekend, with improv. And event! (With smores!)<br /> <br /> Mckenna - Had a weekend, not sure what she did but spent yesterday making soup, in a pan. Pretty good. Submit to Pravda.<br /> <br /> Woody - Had a weekend, learned that lobsters were the best pokemans.<br /> <br /> James - Had a weekend, started with improv, ended with bombs. --CLEAR DA DECKS--<br /> <br /> Kushal - Had a weekend, had improv and become an HRT recruiter. Also, you can never trust henry. End Report<br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Liam - I'm a mathmatician, and I hate myself - Turns out, equivalance is bad and difficult. First order logic sucks, but it's not leaving.<br /> <br /> Henry - Comics are bullshit - Baby darkside! Got ressurected, but ressurected wrong. Still the omnipotent god of evil, but small. Ate zeus, that worked.<br /> <br /> Tim - Ad hoc 90's jingles stuck in my head against my will - prego prego prego<br /> <br /> Kate - Bizzare facebook suggestions - Thinks Kate is a Trump-publican<br /> <br /> Liam - Culinary standards - Top 20 restaurants include pamelas, 3 times. Hmmmmmmmm.<br /> <br /> Henry - Stupid History Committee - Bridge in West Virginia, needed to be fixed, couldn't get money from WV so they asked russia for money. That motivated some people.<br /> <br /> Tim - Giant committee to not burn down R7 + Burn down Tim's apartment + choir songs stuck in my head against my will<br /> <br /> Kate - Cats are stupid - You cannot sleep with a cat OwO what's this<br /> <br /> Woody - Story time committee - CMU is hard, we're here for you!<br /> <br /> Kate - Booth Committee - We are hopefully building a booth. There are some themes, we need to pick one!<br /> Metropolis - 7<br /> Passport - 3<br /> Adventure Awaits - 7<br /> Best of Broadway - 0<br /> 2020 Vision - 5<br /> Tiny Town - 10<br /> As strange as it seems - 16<br /> Behind the scenes - 9<br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> Emily has the thing, but hasn't brought it back. Jonathan has the spirit of the thing.<br /> <br /> Pot of Greed<br /> Tabled for two years.<br /> Came up 16 times in a year. hahahaha.<br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Ellen - Long way committee<br /> Purpose - Mitchel and ellen came the long way today.<br /> Passed, sold to Ellen for $1, chaired by anyone who doesn't like to walk outdoors<br /> <br /> Mitchell - Committee - Fish fish fish fish - Mitchellspaceisspacea|spaceloser! (Shellcode)<br /> Purpose - &lt;1000 copies of ASCII 28&gt;(I would put this in but you wouldn't see it + it would break the wiki)<br /> Passed, sold to Woody for $3, which banded<br /> <br /> Liam - Disbanded supercommittee<br /> Purpose: Commitee who is a supercommittee of all disbanded or whichbanded committees<br /> Contains: Supercommittee of all committess which have been *banded<br /> Failed! Wow<br /> <br /> Mitchell - Motion to allocate up to but not exceeding 69.69 dollars for food and supplies for this weeks event.<br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Dez - We're KGB exec. We do real things on Wednesdays. You can come if you like!<br /> <br /> Mitchell - We have an event. It's over there.<br /> <br /> Dez - Booth vote is next week!!<br /> <br /> Kate - If you decide to do booth, we need booth chairs! Be prepared to get on that.<br /> <br /> James - Need to be a member in good standing! Do that!<br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Liam - Corn subsidies board + CMU parlimentarians committee - What happens when the corn price changes mid vote?<br /> Kate - Whatever the president says after you bid.<br /> <br /> Henry - I am the senate<br /> <br /> Kate - Motion to make the out of order super committee<br /> Out of order<br /> <br /> Liam - More corn dear god - Get into corn now! It's only going up!<br /> <br /> Tim - Ad Hoc corn subsidies board - The vinyl is now down 56 cents.<br /> <br /> Tim - Motion to purple<br /> In order, now in purple<br /> <br /> Tim - Motion to seafoam green.<br /> <br /> Keerthana - Motion to ocean blue<br /> <br /> Tim - Motin to purple, purple, seafoam green, and gtfo.</div>

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