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EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend, started with event wherein he was Hitler, became hitler two more times but got it reshuffled. GAGE FIELDS, ooh spooky.

Janny - Kate is janny. Has no clue what she did, but played shitler and kept beleiving that she wasn't hitler. Janny is back, its her report now. Had a weekend, had a cultural org event but other than that it was chill.

Mitchell - Had a weekend. Started with oliver confessing that he was a werewolf. Then proceeding with him falling down the stairs. Also, we have an event!

Mckenna - Had a weekend. Began with her accidently electing hitler, specifically because Kate did not mention sawyer. Ended with her holding the fence, and realizing she should have meade pravda.

Woody - Had a weekend, got bamboozled because I trusted kate in secret hitler. Never again. Ended with me spending like 20 hours coding stuff I didn't know how to do.

James - Bought himself dinner, then got free meals.

Kushal - Spent most of the weekend working on NLP, which almost vaguely works. Almost painted the fence shirtless, but didn't. Coward.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Henry - COmics are bullshit - The condiment king. This is a real batman villian. He shoots ketchup and mustard, and almost killed robin somehow. Beaten to death by a cosmic being.

Kate - Cats are stupid - Casually in the kitchen, making pancakes, and she opens the cabinet and there's just a cat in there. It was closed. What.

Liam - Corn Subsidies - Corn is down again. What the fuck did you not learn last time.

Kate - Motion to allocate $69 for corn.

Kaylee - Ad hoc cooking disasters - Tried to make stuffed peppers, and almost died. Threw the pot outside.

Kate - The ad hoc cooking disasters committee - Kaylee cooks bell peppers regularly.
POI, this is not weird.

Liam - Culinary standards - You all have weird hangups on vegetables

Tim - AD hoc what the fuck is the pen committee - Basically that.

Kate - Booth committee - We're designing a booth! Come help!

Oliver - Ad hoc climate change committee - It's summer again! Rain and snow tonight.

OLD BUSINESS

Henry has the thing! Oliver is taking it. Not his fault that the lettters on the fence look like shit.

Motion - Discretely ask the chair how much I should allocate for CTFWS committee - Purpose basically that
Tabled until 3 weeks into next semester.

Motion 2 - Question is as is printed on your paper.
Oliver - POI, what happens when mitchell graduates/drops out/ceases to exist?
Mitchell - POI, what is multiplication?
Dez - Defined within the group, not chosen at the start.
Tim - Point of information - Mitchell's body temperature must not be above 50 degrees so long as someone is paying the fees.
Kate - POI, what happens if a group is made, has mitchell, and mitchell is kicked from the group?
Liam - POI - What happens if, after the creation of the group, what happens if enough people drop out so there's only one person?
Tim - Call the question
Liam - POI, does defining someone as isomorphic to mitchell mean they're the second vice president too?
Passed.

Motion 3 - Motion to untable the moton which was previously untabled for 14 trillion.
Kushal - Motion to table until one week after it gets drawn. 11 decemeber, 13 trillion 2017
Failed.
Passed, been untabled.

Motion 4 - Motion to create the wow, yall got very narcisstic committee.
Purpose - Pretty much that.
Henry - Motion to table for 14 trillion years.
Passed, been tabled.

NEW BUSINESS

Henry - Motion to grant emergency powers to the supreme chancellor.
Henry - Motion to table until the annual meeting.
Passed, been tabled.

Liam - Motion to create a group committee of all people on earth.
Committee -
Purpose - Come to group consensus about various issues plaguing humanity.
Passed, sold to Liam for $1, chaired by all people born since the proposal of this committee.

Kate - Motion to make a group commite

- Kremlin colonial minsitry
- Current residents of Kremlin, and Mitchell.
- Multiplying Mitchell by anyone gives them themselves, Self invers, anyone times another person gives the person in the room cyclicy clockwise to their room, with mckenna's room going to kaylies and joy's to kates.
- Purpose - Down with R7

Liam - Motion to \begin Shut up nerd and computer science and knuckles
- Tim - 3 or 7 and fight
Passed, so everything implodes.
This committee needs to be redesigned.
Call the question.
Sold to James for $21, chaired by the R7 Viceroyal Authority.

Liam - Motion to make the don't fuckles with knuckles comittee

Henry - Motion to ruin tomorrows board game stuco
Purpose - Forced to run a one shot, currently created randomly generated level 3 dnd characters
Janny - Hanging chads
Kate - Dragonborn rogue
Tim - Actaully a wigglytuff
Liam - Character is dead, and everyone else has to lug them around
Cam - Three gnomes in a trench coat
Sawyer - Town crier
Liam - Four gnomes in a trench goat
Liane - Sentient trenchcoat dressed as a gnome
Tim - Dez in a trenchcoat, being livestreamed across campus
Mitchell - Dez in a trenchcoat
Liam - Old warrior and bard catalouging his adventures.
Sold to jonathan for 5, chaired by whoever breaks Dez's phone.

Liam - Motion to embezzle $420.69

Kate - Motion to embezzle $4.20

Liam - Motion to embezzle $142.69
Henry - Morally opposed to spending
Cam - Request a report from the treasurer.

Kate - Embezzle is food and supplies, right?
Yee
Liam - Motion to add to this allocation 4 green potions
Can't work, by definition
Passed

Henry - Create the committee to audit the governing board
Purpose - I want all your fucking tax returns
Henry - How can we trust a man with no tax returns
Kushal - Motion to nominate henry for treasurer
Liam - Could demand parent's tax returns
Timn - Anyone but jameserur for anything but treasurer
Kushal - Anyone but jamesbyr for anything but treasurer
Passed, sold to Oliver for $7, chaired by drug dealers.

Mitchell - Motion to create a bad motion committee
Purpose - To create good motions & knuckless
Henry - Motion to censure mitchell on the grounds of bad content
Passed, been rebuked.
Passed, sold to Janny for $1, chaired by knuckle and knuckless

Liam - Motion to #define a motion to censure an individual as everyone turning to an individual, flick them off, and and say.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Dez - We're exec! We have meetings, they're open but somewhat less exciting than these meetings.

Mitchell - We have an event! It's CTFWS! Click the link and come table!

Kate - Booth! Design meetings are happening every saturday, including this saturday. Doing layout / art. Don't actually need any Jojo knowledge. Also, if you're a CTFWS judge and haven't been to a meeting, come talk to me

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Motion to make 'This must be the work of an enemy booth' the official slogan of booth committee

Henry - Hey, come sign up for boardgame stuco!

Henry - Also, the committee to burn down R7 + committee to not burn down R7 says we're having a party! Show up, and hang out! 9pm, not AM. 9am is the CMU Hazing committee.
Liam - POI, does the cmu hazing committee line up with Henry's twilight emperium game!

Jonathan - Turns out, judging for CTFWS counts for MCS Service.

Oliver - POI, what timezone
Henry - American time zone.

Kate - Not officially sponsored or run, but since our booth is Jojo themed, if you want to watch / rewatch some Jojo, let me know!

Tim - Motion to purple, Seafoam green, purple, purple, seafoam green, purple, seafoam green, fish fish fish, and gtfo.

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      Dez - Had a weekend, started with event wherein he was Hitler, became hitler two more times but got it reshuffled. GAGE FIELDS, ooh spooky.
-     Janny - Kate is janny. Has no clue what she did, but played shitler and kept beleiving that she wasn't hitler. Janny is back, its her report now. Had a weekend, had a cultural org event but other than that it was chill.
+     Janny - Kate is janny. Has no clue what she did, but played shitler and kept believing that she wasn't hitler. Janny is back, its her report now. Had a weekend, had a cultural org event but other than that it was chill.
      Mitchell - Had a weekend. Started with oliver confessing that he was a werewolf. Then proceeding with him falling down the stairs. Also, we have an event!
-     Mckenna - Had a weekend. Began with her accidently electing hitler, specifically because Kate did not mention sawyer. Ended with her holding the fence, and realizing she should have meade pravda.
+     Mckenna - Had a weekend. Began with her accidentally electing hitler, specifically because Kate did not mention sawyer. Ended with her holding the fence, and realizing she should have made PRAVDA?.
-     Woody - Had a weekend, got bamboozled because I trusted kate in secret hitler. Never again. Ended with me spending like 20 hours coding stuff I didn't know how to do.
+     Woody - Had a weekend, got bamboozled because I trusted Kate in secret hitler. Never again. Ended with me spending like 20 hours coding stuff I didn't know how to do.
      James - Bought himself dinner, then got free meals.
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 COMMITTEE REPORTS
-     Henry - COmics are bullshit - The condiment king. This is a real batman villian. He shoots ketchup and mustard, and almost killed robin somehow. Beaten to death by a cosmic being.
+     Henry - Comics are bullshit - The condiment king. This is a real batman villain. He shoots ketchup and mustard, and almost killed robin somehow. Beaten to death by a cosmic being.
      Kate - Cats are stupid - Casually in the kitchen, making pancakes, and she opens the cabinet and there's just a cat in there. It was closed. What.
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      Motion 2 - Question is as is printed on your paper.
-         Oliver - POI, what happens when mitchell graduates/drops out/ceases to exist?
+         Oliver - POI, what happens when Mitchell graduates/drops out/ceases to exist?
          Mitchell - POI, what is multiplication?
              Dez - Defined within the group, not chosen at the start.
          Tim - Point of information - Mitchell's body temperature must not be above 50 degrees so long as someone is paying the fees.
-         Kate - POI, what happens if a group is made, has mitchell, and mitchell is kicked from the group?
+         Kate - POI, what happens if a group is made, has Mitchell, and Mitchell is kicked from the group?
          Liam - POI - What happens if, after the creation of the group, what happens if enough people drop out so there's only one person?
          Tim - Call the question
-         Liam - POI, does defining someone as isomorphic to mitchell mean they're the second vice president too?
+         Liam - POI, does defining someone as isomorphic to Mitchell mean they're the second vice president too?
      Passed.
-     Motion 3 - Motion to untable the moton which was previously untabled for 14 trillion.
+     Motion 3 - Motion to untable the motion which was previously untabled for 14 trillion.
-         Kushal - Motion to table until one week after it gets drawn. 11 decemeber, 13 trillion 2017
+         Kushal - Motion to table until one week after it gets drawn. 11 Decemeber, 13 trillion 2017
          Failed.
      Passed, been untabled.
-     Motion 4 - Motion to create the wow, yall got very narcisstic committee.
+     Motion 4 - Motion to create the wow, y'all got very narcissistic committee.
      Purpose - Pretty much that.
      Henry - Motion to table for 14 trillion years.
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      Passed, sold to Liam for $1, chaired by all people born since the proposal of this committee.
-     Kate - Motion to make a group commite
+     Kate - Motion to make a group committee
      - Kremlin colonial minsitry
      - Current residents of Kremlin, and Mitchell.
-     - Multiplying Mitchell by anyone gives them themselves, Self invers, anyone times another person gives the person in the room cyclicy clockwise to their room, with mckenna's room going to kaylies and joy's to kates.
+     - Multiplying Mitchell by anyone gives them themselves, Self inverse, anyone times another person gives the person in the room cyclicy clockwise to their room, with McKenzie's room going to kaylees and joy's to Kate's.
      - Purpose - Down with R7
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      Sold to James for $21, chaired by the R7 Viceroyal Authority.
-     Liam - Motion to make the don't fuckles with knuckles comittee
+     Liam - Motion to make the don't fuckles with knuckles committee
      Henry - Motion to ruin tomorrows board game stuco
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          Janny - Hanging chads
          Kate - Dragonborn rogue
-         Tim - Actaully a wigglytuff
+         Tim - Actually a wigglytuff
          Liam - Character is dead, and everyone else has to lug them around
          Cam - Three gnomes in a trench coat
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          Tim - Dez in a trenchcoat, being livestreamed across campus
          Mitchell - Dez in a trenchcoat
-         Liam - Old warrior and bard catalouging his adventures.
+         Liam - Old warrior and bard cataloguing his adventures.
-     Sold to jonathan for 5, chaired by whoever breaks Dez's phone.
+     Sold to Jonathan for 5, chaired by whoever breaks Dez's phone.
      Liam - Motion to embezzle $420.69
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      Mitchell - Motion to create a bad motion committee
      Purpose - To create good motions & knuckless
-         Henry - Motion to censure mitchell on the grounds of bad content
+         Henry - Motion to censure Mitchell on the grounds of bad content
          Passed, been rebuked.
      Passed, sold to Janny for $1, chaired by knuckle and knuckless