Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend, mostly just played infinite confusing minecraft. Janny - Not here, so Kaylie is janny. Had a weekend, doesn't remember it...."

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Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend, mostly just played infinite confusing minecraft. Janny - Not here, so Kaylie is janny. Had a weekend, doesn't remember it...."

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EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend, mostly just played infinite confusing minecraft.

Janny - Not here, so Kaylie is janny. Had a weekend, doesn't remember it. Mostly had essays and meetings.

Mitchell - Had a weekend, started with trivia night. Found out that people knew things about him. Also, we have an event! It's movie night!

Mckenna - Not here, so its keerthana. Did some things probably. Submit to pravda or don't; the universe marches out regardless.

Woody - Had a weekend, started with horrifying trivia and ended with inventing a programming language about how much fish suck.

James - Also not here. Oliver is James. Had weekend, began with Trivia night.

Kushal - Also helped designed a language about hating fish. Fuck fish. Also read a webtoon: it wasn't the power of love that rehabilitated the criminal; it was the power of agape. (A grape?)

SPECIAL BUSINESS - Culinary standards committee auction

Liam - I am the standing committee.

First slot - Sold to Dez for $5, strawberry is the choice.

Second slot - Sold to Woody for $11, Spaceballs: The icecream flavor

Third slot - Sold to Dez for $30, Regular King Crimson

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Janny - Culinary substandards - Disappointment but approval for our flavors

Liam - Culinary standards - Formally condemns the kgb

Kate - Misappropriated culinary standards - This is your fault Liam

Tim - Culinary sub standards committee + culinary substandards - Their disappointment in the lack of subs or subs in these flavors.

Kate - Booth Committee - We're designing a booth, but not this weekend.

Janny - Stupid power rangers facts committee - I will put up a poll for movie night, so if you want to watch something vote!

Liam - Culinary standards + I live in Utah - I will be here, if you're interested in a thanksgiving dinner let me know

Kushal - Misappropriated culinary standards + pokemon sword and shield - You can make curry with whipped cream

Tim - Wigglytuff

Kate - Culinary standards - Sadness that you didn't tell us that existed before the betting

Liam - Culinary insensitivity - Isn't that the opposite of what it should be?

OLD BUSINESS
Liam didn't bring it back. Jonathan has the spirit of the thing. Prego is not his fault, but everything else, including ragu, is his fault.

Motion - Committee to get passed right now
Purpose - Get passed
Kate - Motion to table for ___ weeks, as determined by the general body.
Passed.
Tabled for π weeks.

NEW BUSINESS

Kate - Motion #define "I do not like green eggs and ham" as a motion to eject yourself from the meeting.
Passed by acclamation

Mitchell - I like green eggs ham.

Jonathan - Motion to #define "Fuck green eggs and ham" as ejecting the rest of KGB from the room, but not yourself. //This breaks meeting in all sorts of fun ways

Woody - Motion to make the time capsule time bomb committee
Purpose - Soon, said ominously
Sold to Woody for $1, chaired by anyone who wants to leave terrible messages for the future

Liam - Motion to #define eggs as ham
Dilatory

Liam - Motion to #define green as ham, ham as eggs, and eggs as green.

Mitchell - Motion to create a standing rule
Dilatory

Kate - I do not like green egss

Liam - Motion to create a standing rule that any standing rule applying to standing rules do not work when applying standing rules
Dilatory

Woody - #define green ham and ham as green eggs and ham
Passed

Kate - Motion to #define eggs as ham
Still dilatory

Liam - Motion to create the misappropriated ad hoc standing rule committee
Purpose: Motion to create a standing rule such that the misappropriated ad hoc standing rule committee

Tim - Motion to create the AH mis ap sr com
Purpose - Motion to create a sr such that the mis ah sr com
Failed

Keerthana - Committee for mandatory dance breaks
Purpose - Advocating mandatory public dance breaks while people are doing homework.
Jonathan - Fuck green ham and ham
Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by anyone who has done a dance break while doing or avoiding homework

Jonathon - POI, does flossing count as dancing?
Yes, but badly

Janny - Motion to heen green and gram.
Poorly defined?

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - We're exec! There's usually more of us. We normally meet Wednesdays at UC 329. We won't this week, so probably don't show up.

Janny - Movie night! There's a poll in the Facebook group, so vote if you're on campus and want to come!

Kate - Please don't come to booth design meeting this Saturday. No one will be there

Tim - Misappropriated Corn Subsidies + Weird currencies - Price of corn is 265 Indian Rupee

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Corn subsidies - Last week it was 3.68. This week it was 3.70. God dammit.

Kaylee - Do you want to live somewhere else? Come live in Kremlin!

Liam - Culinary standards + I live in Utah - Please consider getting food with me!

Liam - Culinary standards - You fuckers voted for:
- Strawberry
- Spaceballs: The icecream flavor
- Regular King Crimson

Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, and fuck green eggs and ham.
Passed, meeting destroyed.

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Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend, mostly just played infinite confusing minecraft. Janny - Not here, so Kaylie is janny. Had a weekend, doesn't remember it...."