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EXEC REPORTS

Dez - Had a weekend. There was event, where he beat liam in a money much as ronald mcdonald x2. HAMMERS! TRY SOME FRIES. His breakfast today was hotdogs from Liam, at 3pm. That was pretty good, cause of homemade bread.``

Kaylie - Had a weekend, went sledding! And went to taco bell at midnight. I love it, fight me. Had a 'cat party' for her 'cats', but the cake did not arrive. Look forward to seeing a chicken/tuna 'cake', along with her 'cats'.

Mitchell - Had a weekend. For some reason, video game night became smash. Lots of smash. Had to read a research paper by FARNAM??????

Mckenna - Had a weekend. Went skiing on a 'Caution: Floor is wet' sign, and I took a photo of Kass at her party with a bunch of party hats. She's a catosaurus. Also, I blew up a bomb.

Woody - Pass out the attendance! - Had a weekend! Mostly defused bombs, and tried to make a game about how to play basketball when you can't see anything and also are a basketball.

James - Went to a cats birthday party instead of a humans. His friends now think that he thinks cats are more important than them. Coincidentally, this is true.
Kate - TBF, it was two cat's birthday parties
James - Coincidentally, it was also two humans.

Kushal - Had a weekend, at a lot of cheeseballs. Then went ice skating for the first time ever, and Oh god is it painful.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Liam - Pokemon rights - Tim has declared wigglytuff to not be real, and should be shamed.

Woody - The hivemind committee would like to report - We have nothing to report. And report.

Liam - Corn subsidies - We're up a few cents!

Kate - Cats are stupid - At said cat birthday party, half of it the cats spent rolling on the ground, in place, sychronized. It was the dumest I've ever seen a cat look.

Liam - Wait, fuck - Wait, fuck

Kate - Booth Committee - We're most of the way through our floor! We're hoping to get through the rest of it tomorrow! It will definitely be done by Saturday, unless you make us all cry by not showing up :(
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The chair would like to point out that you don't have to say POI before you ask. You can just called on.

Liam _ KGB counter revolutionary - The KGB government in exile is also our enemy

Tim - Spontenaituy, spelled spontenuigoo (?)
Brought to you by things found while looking for the "wait, fuck" committee

Kate - Point of happy birthday, happy birthday mitchell

Mitchell - POI, I don't like green eggs, fish fish fish....
Liam - Moition to \end{shut up nerd and political science and knuckles}
Motion died mid-process?
Kushal - Didn't mitchell "I don't like green eggs and ham"?
WE'RE NOW IN A MOTION TO EJECT KUSHAL FROM THE MEETING
Failed, Kushal remains
Back in the previous motion.
Oliver - Call the question
Henry - Floor is lava - The floor is not lava, has never been lava, and if you eject me will never be lava again.

Failed, not happening

OLD BUSINESS
Who has the thing? James!
Who wants it? Kate!
It's not her fault that she doesn't have to give it to Henry. Everything Henry does with it, though, is her fault.
*Immediately gives the thing to Henry*

Henry - POO
Liam - POI, how much do I have to pay you to go to Oklahoma, throw it into a cornfield, and return without it
Sawyer - Point of Inquiration?
Kate - Motion to allocate 50 cents for that

Tim - Standing rule that the presidents squeaky gavel become our new parlimentary mace. Takes effect February 17th.
Passed, been changed.

No further orders!

NEW BUSINESS

A nominating committee has been formed! Chaired by Mitchell, with Ellen, Tim, and Henry!
What's it do? Nomiate people to be on Exec! Have to maintain the appearance of Neutrality, but they dislike EMPTY SLATES.
When are the elections? Annual meeting, on 4/20!

Liam - Motion to recall the nomination committee?
NO

Liam - Motion to recall Mitchell from the nom com?
NO, EVEN MORE

Kushal - Organizing committee for the KGB government in exile approves of this committee.

Kate - Motion to make a subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the president: COmmittee to steal teh scepter
Purpose: What do you think, numnut[sz].
Passed, sold to Kate for $1, chaired by any member of Kremlin who also satisfies the rules for being the chair of the subcommittee.

Liam - SR such that a motion to create a committee is always a priveliged motion

Mckenna - Motion to #define "I can't hear you"{Said in a sing-song voice} as dilatory.

Liam - Motion to declare the chair vacant
Tim - When, in the course of human events, I become too tired to make a meme - Eh
Failed, by voter suppresion

Kaylie - Motion to create the real and true facts proven by graphs committee
Purpose - Informing the general body of basically that
Liam - I think, if you charge Nick Cage movies with deaths in pools, they correlate very strongly.
Mckenna - I have the book if you want to read it
Liam - Maine anti-nationalism committee would like to support the consumption of margarine
Passed, sold to Woody for $3, chaired by Woody and anyone who can be correlated with being on the committee

Oliver - Procrastination committee
Purpose: I'll think about that later
Tabled for a month

Liam - Motion to create the good time management committee
Purpose: Untabled the procrastination committee
Tabled to two months

Kate - #define a motion to snooze as a motion to be tabled for 1 week.
Ammendment - If liam wakes up Dez after his alarm has gone off twice, he is not an asshole.
Passed by abstention

Henry - Motion to #define #define as does not meme
"I can't hear you"

Liam - Motion to make a standing rule st #defintions are priviged motions. When these are passed inside of other motions, the count as ammendments to the motions.
Passed, been changed.

Henry - Motion to create the committee to lose the thing in washing machine
Purpose - Throwing two quarters into the washing machine
Tim - POO, this is why the food that was purchased for the committee to make Liam made was lumped into the snacks
Liam - Motion to allocate $1000 to just sit on the table next meeting
Liam - Motion to #define "Two quarters" as the thing
Failed.
Mitchell - Motion to #define oklahoma as a washing machine
Tim - POI, there is no longer corn in oklahoma
Woody - Motion to #define washing machines as the thing
Failed
Tim - Call the question
Passed, sold to Liam, for a bushel of corn that is no longer grown in Oklahoma, chaired by whoever is currently in posesion of the thing (Henry)

Mitchell - Motion to embezzle $69
Anti-seconded

Kate - Motion to embezzle $68.99
Sawyer - Motion to #define "Stalling" as "Making a very valid argument", passed

Tim - Motion to salute all of you all

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Dez - We're exec! We meet on thrusdays! This is fast so I'm not gonna write it all!

Mitchell - We have an event! It's bitterness night party! We buy overpriced candy, and you eat it!

Kate - Hello, we build booth like twice a week! *SCREECHING NOISES* ...making it on saturday! Also if you want to like, do art, let me know so I can add you to the art chat I'm making soon! As you know, our theme is Jojo, and every year we make shirts! If you're interested in making shirts, please tell the booth chairs!

SCHMUCKS

Liam - Motion to #define "jojo's bizarre adventure" as "naruto"

Tim - If anyone is interested in me reading to the kgb manifesto, it starts with "When in the course of human events," come see me

Oliver - Purple purple SG SG SG SG SG P P P SG fish fish fish

Tim - P P SG lots of colors and observe the giant tetrahedons observing outside.

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Woodmanan: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend. There was event, where he beat liam in a money much as ronald mcdonald x2. HAMMERS! TRY SOME FRIES. His breakfast today was hotdogs from..."