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<p>Created page with &quot;7 people came in the right door! EXEC REPORTS Dez - Had a weekend. There was build, and we started building the wall. There were events involving duct tape that certainl...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>7 people came in the right door!<br /> <br /> EXEC REPORTS<br /> <br /> Dez - Had a weekend. There was build, and we started building the wall. There were events involving duct tape that certainly didn't happen. Abused the blind.<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Had a weekend and Tech. Also made good soup in a jar.<br /> <br /> Mitchell - Is Rauen. Quit school, moved to New York on a whim, back for shitposting.<br /> <br /> Mckenna - Had a weekend, went to build, cooked, and didn't do much work.<br /> <br /> Woody - Had a weekend, died because of a project. Came into class today, and our professor gave us another week. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH.<br /> <br /> James - Had a weekend. Did build, played something that doesn't exist, and went for a nice walk. Aparently, Pitt campus is larger than I thought.<br /> <br /> Kushal - Had a weekend. At some point he made super spicy food. It became a challenge to see who could eat it with the least amount of yogurt in it. He won.<br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Liam - Culinary standards - If you're a vegetarian, inform me before ice cream night.<br /> <br /> Tim - Culinary substandards - The following email, sent to USA TODAY - To the bufoons behind the USA TODAY Crosswords puzzle, the clue was cookie that some people eat with Mustard. I assumed that I had just not known. THEN I TRIED IT. YOU BASTARDS.<br /> <br /> Liam - KGB PUZZLE HUNT - This is far from the worst thing I have seen a puzzle do. It is gaurunteed that there is at least one puzzle per MIT hunt that makes you cook for the judges.<br /> <br /> Henry - Stupid history - Stupid tactics - There was no good way to put guns onto the biplane. The solution was to carry a handgun, stick your hand out the window, and just shoot at the enemy.<br /> <br /> Liam - Corn Subsidies - $3.78. AGH.<br /> <br /> Hive Mind - Hive Mind Committee - Today is my birthday. Happy birthday woody. And mexico. And build a end. Tequila.<br /> <br /> Liam - KGB Investigation committee wants to investigate NRauen for manipulating corn prices<br /> <br /> Henry - Comics are bullshit - The green lanters divide the universe into about 3000 different sectors. These are squares, but are instead conic sections extending from one place. Infinitely. What the fuck.<br /> <br /> Liam - I'm a mathmetitican and a pedant - Conic sections are two dimensional.<br /> <br /> Liam - &quot;&quot; - In fact, sectors is the correct term, because that's what a mathematical sector is.<br /> <br /> Henry - Floor is lava - The floor is not lava.<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Real and true facts proven by graphs - Beef consumption is correlated with lightning strikes. Avoid beef ice cream.<br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> Kate may not have it. Henry has it? But not on him. It's gone now. Goodbye thing. I'll see you in Oklahoma.<br /> Liam - Point of oklahoma, why.<br /> <br /> Oliver gets the spirit of the thing - Corn prices are not his fault, in spirit.<br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS PART TWO<br /> <br /> Kate - Booth committee, you piece of shit - 'Dez is a bad booth chair, fuck yourself. Also, we have builds.' They are now building walls! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheeseballs are being restocked.<br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Liam - Motion to recall the floor is lava committee -<br /> Failed<br /> <br /> Oliver - Subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the recsec - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious committee<br /> Purpose - http://clipart-library.com/clipart/6Tp5akgjc.html &lt;Very detailed drawing of a fish&gt; &lt;Linux Kernel source code&gt; &lt;Everything sorted&gt;<br /> Sorted alpabetically - Passed<br /> Passed, sold to Kushal for $5, chaired by everyone except the recsec<br /> <br /> Woody - Subcommittee of the committee to assassinate the president - Committee to acquire a weapon<br /> Purpose - There's really only one weapon we can use<br /> Henry - We have $20 allocated for freshmen recruitment.<br /> Keerthana - You would need a weapon to assasinate the president<br /> Passed, sold to Woody for $2, cahired by Kushal<br /> <br /> Kate - Mark Zuckerbergs wild ride committee<br /> Purpose - To share things I had to see with my own faceholes. My facewholes want off mark zuckerbergs wild ride<br /> Kate - from the group this is a weird hill to die on - All alakazam have over 5000 iq.<br /> Olvier - POI, are pokemons only able to say their names, or do we name them after the only thing they say?<br /> <br /> Oliver - Motino to #define pokemon as pokemen<br /> Failed<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Motion to #define pokimon as pokipeople<br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Henry - Motion to #define pokemon as digimen<br /> <br /> James - Motion to #define pokemon as pokemon<br /> Passed, sold to Rauen for $20, chaired by him, jeremy, and anyone who has owned a neopet at some time<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Carnegie scenery committee<br /> Purpose - Report on cernegie meme pages and david bower as a person and an icon.<br /> Sold to kaylie for $3, chaired by anyone in CMU Drama in the KGB.<br /> <br /> Kate - Motion to embezzle $50<br /> Passed by acclamation.<br /> <br /> Kate - Motion to salute the dictator<br /> Dez saluted<br /> <br /> Woody - Recursion committee<br /> Purpose - Recursion Recursion Recursion... ... ...<br /> Tim - Motion to #define recursion as recursion recursion<br /> Tim - Motion to \shut up nerd and political science and knuckles<br /> Too many people, henry not ejected.<br /> Woody - #define recursion recursion as shadow the hedgehog<br /> Passed, sold to woody, chaired by everyone via recursion<br /> <br /> Kate - Standing rule that a motion to recurse starts a new meeting and automatically moves to a new meeting, where you are at the exact same spot.<br /> Dilatory<br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Dez - We're exec! We meet! We also have an event! It's Kontent, we will meet and do things! In the wean 5300 area.<br /> <br /> Kate - We're building a booth! (We are?) We're doing it tuesdays and saturdays! Please don't show up in the morning, that would be bad. We're doing carpentry rn, come help!<br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Kaylie - I have a show opening on Wednesday! Come see shows! The wells is in purnell!<br /> <br /> Tim - It is my disticnt and humble pleasure to say that we have been graced by the Unit. Would he like to say a few words!<br /> <br /> Shit got weird, I'm just ending these notes here. The unit adjourns the meeting.</div>

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