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<p>Created page with &quot; = EXEC REPORTS = Dez - had a weekend, had to move everything out of R7. Discovered many new species of mold Kaylie - Had a weekend, drove Dez&#039;s things to Kremlin. Now being...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div><br /> = EXEC REPORTS =<br /> <br /> Dez - had a weekend, had to move everything out of R7. Discovered many new species of mold<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Had a weekend, drove Dez's things to Kremlin. Now being an Uber service for the people in her house, and she'll do it for you for the low low price of $10<br /> <br /> Mitchell - Playtested jackbox over zoooooom, so now we have an event! It's remote video game, so basically just video game night over remote services<br /> <br /> Kate - Poi, where will we meet? Here, or somewhere else?<br /> <br /> Dez - We'll make channels for the games<br /> <br /> Mckenna - Had a weekend. It was mostly family stuff, and I experienced the horror of group facetime. It's dreadful. I did homework, I have so much homework. Please submit to pravda<br /> <br /> Woody - had a weekend, spent most of it fighting the dark lord malloc. He is winning.<br /> <br /> James - Had a weekend, realized he didn't have food so he went outside. Why are there so many people? Isn't there a quarantine? Guys?<br /> Clears decks, Dez throws coins at him<br /> <br /> Kushal - Had a weekend. CMU Dining services gave him a crustless PB&amp;J for lunch today.<br /> <br /> = COMMITTEE REPORTS =<br /> <br /> Henry - I'm a physcist and I hate my life - New flash physics - It's a lot harder to turn light into energy than you thought. Especially if it's EVIL ENERGY<br /> <br /> Sonia - Sonia memorial committee - With amazon offline, we're moving to using dragons to deliver mail. It will be called scale mail<br /> <br /> Liam - Actual biblical apocalypse - Salt lake city had an earthquake last week, and we're still feeling aftershocks<br /> <br /> Tim - NomCom - We're still taking nominations, so use the link and nominate people! Please reference the nominations so we don't do someone twice<br /> <br /> New nominations:<br /> <br /> Olive Garden for treasurer<br /> Sawyer for treasurer<br /> Woody for RecSec<br /> Woody for Corsec<br /> James for President<br /> Liam for President<br /> Woody for 2VP<br /> James for 1VP<br /> <br /> Woody - Hivemind Committee - We end no report eternal although we social distancing is bad but necessary sad end report report report<br /> <br /> Kate - MA CMU KGB War Criminals - Animal crossing - Sorry for spoilers, but there's an NPC that you have to help every once in a while. He's a pirate bird who keeps getting shipwrecked on your island. If you help him he'll give you gifts, and he sent me a moab head. I assume that this is plunder, and therefore a war crime<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Cats are stupid - My cat keeps getting on my lap during zoom calls, unless I make a better spot for her with a very, very soft blanket<br /> <br /> Liam - Po Shen Lo's extreme combinatorics - He makes two streams, one for us and one for middle schoolers, and we keep getting frequent crossovers of horribly confused middle schoolers. &quot;Po shen lo is a sexy, sexy man&quot;<br /> <br /> Kate - AH Real and relevant announcements - For pittsburghees, there's a rumor that we're going on a stay at home order starting at 8PM today, so if you need to go do something critical that won't be allowed you should definitely do that today<br /> <br /> Jonathan - I was just clicking the thing<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Carnegie Scenic Committee - David seems to be a little upset at our memes about him. When he tried to show us how to make knots, he made some suggestive motions, and he freaked out. &quot;Y'all can screen record me now, so this will probably go on your fucking meme page&quot;<br /> <br /> McKenna - AH war driving committee - If you see an elderly woman driving into a cmu dorm and typing on her laptop, don't worry, it's my professor<br /> <br /> Jonathan - Has no real business this time, either<br /> <br /> = Special business note =<br /> We'll be holding a special meeting on what we'll be doing about debts, at some point in the next week or two<br /> <br /> Keep your eyes out for a when-to-meet for that<br /> <br /> = OLD BUSINESS =<br /> <br /> Who has the thing? Dez, supposedly<br /> <br /> Who has the spirit of the thing? We're not sure<br /> <br /> Who wants the thing? Joy<br /> <br /> What's not her fault? The fact that graded work isn't accessible from Canvas anymore<br /> <br /> Orders of the day? Nah, those are for nerds<br /> <br /> = NEW BUSINESS (Oh my god, what is this part of the meeting?)=<br /> <br /> Liam - Motion to create the country bumpkin committee<br /> <br /> Oops, he's gone<br /> <br /> Dilatory till he's back<br /> <br /> Sawyer - Motion to #define crashed as &quot;Experienced a significant emotional event&quot;<br /> Kate - Amended<br /> Passed by banana<br /> <br /> Henry - Motion to create a subcommittee of the stupid history commitee : the committee of poorly founded historical optimism<br /> Purpose - To remind of things, such as the fact that ghengis Khan set back carbon emissions by a full year through the mere act of killing a lot people<br /> Liam - Motion to rename this as the &quot;Eco fascism committee&quot; - Not seconded<br /> Passed by :deciduous_tree: , sold to Henry for $:two:, chaired by himself and any other historical bringer of Good News, like Ghengis Khan<br /> <br /> Oliver - Motion to create the stupid noose committee<br /> Purpose - To spread stupid news with an R0 of approximately 3<br /> Kushal - Motion to rename to the stupid noose committee - Been changed<br /> Henry - I would like to file a copyright strike and sue Oliver for fraud<br /> Oliver - Jokes on you, my committee is outside US jurisdiction<br /> Henry - Point of rebutal, I'm a war criminal so I don't care about US Jurisdiction<br /> Liam - Did you know that Rand paul is the only senator to vote against coronavirus funding, and the only senator to get coronavirus<br /> Sam - POI, wasn't it a thing about getting tested?<br /> Henry - Point of there are no rules:<br /> Passed via abstention, sold to Oliver for Corn (4, via emergency report), chaired by the last person in the world to get infected with the Coronavirus<br /> <br /> Mckenna - requesting report from the corn subsidies - Should we invest?<br /> Liam - Yes, of course<br /> <br /> Liam - Motion to create the country bumpkin committee<br /> Purpose: To represent the interest of all KGB members who are separated from the glorious metropolis of culture that is Pittsburgh<br /> Kaylie - What culture<br /> Liam - You mean the culture that's all around you?<br /> Kate - There was tons of culture in the stuff that came out of the fridge yesterday<br /> Mckenna - Does this only apply to people who are not in pittsburgh, in the country, or a bumpkin?<br /> Henry - Maine nationalism - There is no culture. ONLY MOOSE.<br /> Kaylie - Shield is just comfortable like this<br /> Henry - Pittsburgh primary food imports: Produce, Beer, and grains used in the production of beer<br /> Liam - Point of brewery, basically any grain can be used in the production of beer<br /> Passed, sold to James for $2, chaired by any member of the KGB who is not currently in Pittsburgh<br /> <br /> Sam - Motion to make the corn teen committee<br /> Purpose: to make sure that all of those between the ages 13-19 are well fed<br /> Mckenna - As a teen, yesterday I was fed corn, cornbread, and another form of corn I can't remember. It was great<br /> Passed by :corn:, sold to Liam for :corn:, chaired by Liam, the corn subsidies board, and any teens who eat corn (Like all cool teens do)<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Read your fucking emails committee<br /> Purpose - Making Kaylie read all of everyone else's emails<br /> Henry - Telling me to read my emails is a violation of my personal liberty, which trumps everything else. Also, I am the Senate<br /> Mckenna - Who is reading your emails? Kaylie, the owners of the committee, or Gmail???<br /> Tim - Henry, you don't have to read your emails, but please be responsible for what's in them. I know it's a lot<br /> Kate - As a person who has email anxiety, I gotta tell ya, there are some advantages to online classes, but the fact that I only read my emails once a week and miss things from my professor is not one of them<br /> Tim - You should make someone read your emails, and just tell you what's in them<br /> Kaylie - I'll just read all of Farnams emails to all of us<br /> Mckenna - Will you read my spam email, which says that all of Coronavirus is a scam made by the government?<br /> Keerthana - I definitely don't want kaylie of anyone else to read my emails<br /> Henry - I currently have about 3600 unread emails, which I would like Kaylie to read for me<br /> Liam - My emoji is just comfortable like this<br /> Oliver - All emails are a scam made by the government<br /> Tim - Having Kaylie read your emails for you seems like a great fundraising opportunity for the CMU KGB<br /> Keerthana - I heard a story about a professor who had his screen open on a lecture, and there was an email about firing someone who was in the room<br /> Henry - It's now 3601<br /> Passsed, sold to Kaylie for $1, chaired by &quot;I should have thought to make a chair&quot;<br /> <br /> = REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS =<br /> <br /> Dez - We're exec! We exist and do things. Also, there will be a meeting that we'll be putting out a when to meet for to figure out what we'll be doing about debts<br /> <br /> Mitchell - We have an event, pinned above (in the meeting chat), it's video game night<br /> <br /> = SCHMUCKS =<br /> <br /> Tim - Because the state of emergency we're in, it's looking like Pennsylvania will postpone it's primary till June 2nd, so it's very import to prepare your mail in ballots<br /> <br /> Kaylie - Are you stranded in pittsburgh, and want to live in my house?<br /> <br /> Liam - Puzzle hunt is the 25th of april, and it's all online!<br /> <br /> Henry - CMU War criminals association - I'm trying to get a big Civ game together, so if we can get enough people together we'll be doing that some point!<br /> <br /> Woody - The just quiet, or did he disconnect committee would like to report:<br /> <br /> Sam - We have a minecraft! Come join us<br /> <br /> Tim - Motion to purple, purple, SG, fish fish fish, and something<br /> <br /> MEETING AJOURNED</div>

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