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MEETING 5/4/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez - listened to entirely too much sawbones, headphones are dead so annoyed housemates
Kaylie - Packed alla dat shit to get the hell outta dodge
James - taking an exam, is Liam - mostly filled with screaming/excitement about not being in class, murdering sleep schedule
Kushal - good thing was told exams aren't real, procrastinated
Sawyer - Helped family with mulching, now hand hurts for some reason. Watched some Phineas and Ferb and am surprised at how genuinely good it is with humor
McKenna - Vanished? - was in Cali doing that McKenna life
Oliver - Tried to fight the darklord proxy lab - still regret everything

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam - Corn sub comm - $3.10 - doot doot end report

Kaylie - Cats R stupid com - cats are stupid, will miss them

Kushal - Comm to hunt humans 4 sport - avg body temp of polar bear is near that of an african antelope

Kaylie - I'm a physicist com - upon receiving this com, realized she didn't know how to spell Physicicst

=OLD BUSINESS=

The thing! - Keerthana has it
Liam gets it- exams are not his fault, everything else is his fault

Orders of the day:

Not the price of oil

=NEW BUSINESS=

Liam - #define not the price of oil -> Yes
Breaks? dilatory? Probs

Kate - make the committee to lock the president out of kremlin - "he's complaining about not getting enough time to be out side" - to improve his mental health
Oliver- Com to ass the prez approves
McKenna - How do you plan on getting him out? --- will need to take out the trash
Liam - Com to social dist the prez - friendly, changed
PASSED - Auctioned to Kate for 3 dollars - chaired by anyone who currently lives w/ prez

Oliver - Motion to Purple
Purple

McKenna - motion to #define lb as pound
Oliver- US Metrification board disapproves
Jimmy carter takes in consideration
Passed, been lb'd

Liam - Running Joke memorial com - Chinese conspiracies are being touted by prez of US, can't make jokes w/o being Xenophobic
Some change happened, didn't hear it so fish fish fish?
Dez needs to Learn ISO Codes
Passed! Sold to Oliver for $3, chaired by com to reunify both sides of straights

Liam - Motion to delegalize exams - dezpurposed to "KGB cannot give exams"
Oliver - "if finals aren't real, how can exams be legal"
Passed via abstention

Kate - motion to create the running joke memorial committee memorial committee - purpose is for a 2-parter russian joke (sigh)
Virtual Sonia disappointment to Liam via Kate
"Running joke" w/ Russian, KGB is russian, comedy is funny when dissected
Passed! - Sold to Kate for $2 rubles, chaired by Sonia and anyone else willing to insert puns where twas punless

Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that all outstanding KGB debts can be paid in rubles +10% to pay for the conversion fee
'''Emergency Treasurer report!''' "Fuck", "No"
Unfriendly to McKenna

Liam - Motion to strip Sawyer of Admin powers
Doublestrip as well, Dilatory

Sawyer - Motion to move channels around - passed w/o vote
Executive Abuse

Oliver - motion to event - seconded

Kate - motion to make a standing rule that a motion to event is a motion to move meeting from this VC to one of the ingame VCs - whichever one has most exec is new meeting
Liam - dilatory and also good
Dezmond - meeting would probably implode
Liam - motion to amend that meeting takes place in all VCs simultaneously and don't need to coagulate
KGB can Concurrency, no parallelism
If there is a tie then chat with highest exec member is chosen
But in this case exec rank is inverted - all hail the military dictatorship
Passed! been changed

Oliver - motion to event
Antiseconded, strong
Tim just started quoting a tale of two cities here, not technically filibustering because he's not Henry
Failure!

Liam - Motion to create an honorary exec position - Sarge at Arm - given to person in org with largest bicep
Tim - What is largest?
Liam - whatever has consensus
Kaylie - when will measurement take place?
Liam - honor system while online, when in person one can apply at the beginning of meeting
McKenna - motion to change to Sarge Ant Arm - largest power to weight ratio in arm
Liam - unfriendly, not strong
Passed! been created
Position currently empty, set to None for the moment, but probably Oliver
Kate - The rock has 270mm biceps, so if he is able he is it
Oliver, fell off chair
Seconded
Oliver - Motion to direct 1vp to invite #44 (Obama) to meeting
Would be good fodder for RYFE comm
Friendly enough to the 1VP, so is good
Passed by abstention - tied, then chair decided (dezsplained)

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUCEMENTS=

Exec exists!
There will be summer meetings, be there or be a quadrilateral
May send out a thing to decide when a good time for it is
Suspiciously Non-Cannon!

EVENT!
Mafia Night on Saturday at 19:00
Play mafia! No restaurants!
May be Town of Salem, may be Run by Liam via discord!

=SCHMUCKS=

Liam - bought a dominion account, will money match you for any value

Tim - Motion to Event - Tabled for one schmuck

Kate - Avatar Rewatch postponed, but there is still a will to continue

Tim - untabled - Motion to Event!
Passed!
Ended up in In-Game 2: GTFOD

MEETING ADJOURNED

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