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MEETING 8/31/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez - made insights about bubble physics, gained phat stacks for it
Kaylie (Not liam) - made a game, did secrets

WE INTERRUPT THIS EXEC REPORT FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN:
Iiiiiif you have never been to a KGB meeting before, do a virtual stand up!
else you shall kill dez and that is illegal
so tell us your major and name and maybe something not interesting!
or don't I'm not a cop

Nathan-man, an IS major w/ brown hair

Jojo - international political criminal, wears glasses

Shelly, CFA, maybe sitting down rn ?!??

Kevin - electrical conduit, may have fewer than three legs

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED EXEC REPORTS

James - Had a summer, happened, stayed inside like a god christian. Does not remember sun
Event this week! Remote game night. it's at like seven or something I don't know

OKAY ONE MORE INTERRUPTION:

Bianca! from STL/Il, Lightning design major - drinking applejuice FROM A MUGGING

also Twain! "am twain. ECE. un?interesting fact: ur mum" NOW BACK AGAIN

Kushal - had a quarantine, inside. talking to computer, wouldn't even talk back. left the 'burgh once, returned with eye patch
Sawyer - I had a summer vacation, it felt really long. I am in Kremlin and that is nice. Had some mac and cheese today that was good
McKenna - didn't move back into Kremlin, but will come back with money lol
Oliver - had a summer, spent it doing he did lots of things (actually didn't lol), will continue bullshitting, now over zoom!

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam- Culinary Standards com - series of goods and bads, some we won't talk about

Tim- Ad hoc initian newbies com - shield is comfy

Kushal - Hunt hoomanz for sport comm - avg temp of polar bear and african antelope are about the same. Fuck evolution

Henry - possibly ad hoc Grad student in exile - opening slides of orientation had a thing about impostor syndrome

Woody- floor is lava com - floor is lava

Keerthana - ad hoc coronamellon comm- had a 2 person class on campus

Oliver- very misapp. cats r stoopid com- cats are so dumb they don't want to live in kremlin!

=OLD BUSINESS=

The thing - who want it? (Liam currently presides over the spirit)
Sawyer! - the inevitability of online classes isn't my fault
the fact some peeps have all online is my fault!

No.. old business? Ok ;-;

=NEW BUSINESS=

Liam - motion to create the NEET comm
Purpose - support group for those affected by 'rona and aren't doing much else
Kushal - do I still get support if I'm in class
Liam - sure
Oliver - table for a year?
Passed! been tabled

Keerthana - motion to rename the general-body-meeting to Breed hall
Passed! by effectively acclimation, barring Henry

Henry - Motion to Create the Committee on Practical* Science* Solutions*
Purpose - expose public to all of the true science shit congress doesn't want you to hear about
Oliver- POV - what is the asterix is carrying?
Henry - orbital space elevators, rona stuff, all of the truth
Keerthana - math person studying logic and needing to use it more, feel solidarity
Espy - just shielding
Liam - POI - will or willn't this violate those conventions from geneva
Henry - no comment
Liam - motion to create the hague invasion committee (out of order, based on a sat-down rule)
Passed via teeth - Auctioned to Henry for $5 - chaired by Henry + Mr. Nye (pending a dropped lawsuit)

Tim - motion to create the nucular corn reactor comm
Purpose: corn CERN intensifying
Bushel of corn is at 3.59
Passed! Auctioned to Keerthana, chaired by members of corn subsidies board

Woody - motion to create the KGBrewing comm
Did you know you can ferment gatorade?
Unfriendly to culinary standards com
Liam - motion to shoot into the corona of the sun - ill defined
Passed by one! Sold to a Mr. Woodrow for one Job - chaired by Woody and anyone else who wants to brew weird shit

Sam - motion to make KGB Historical Tradition Preservation Society Committee
purpose :invite people to go back and observe Sam's message from 4:54 PM
Passed! Auctioned to liam for one dollarydo - chaired by anyone who knows what gleef is

Kushal - Motion to create the Ashton5 memorial comm
Purpose - to remember our boy Ashton, the one guy from club penguin and mourn the fact he had to go sup when we needed him most
Passed! Sold to Kushal for Ashton5$ - chaired by anyone who stood with Ashton

Keerthana - motion to make the committee comm
Antiseconded, but was strong
Purpose : committee
Kushal - committee?
Woody - Committee.
Tim - fish fish fish (verbatim)
Espy - motion to make the out of order committee - O.O.O.
Tim - motion to make the broken record comm
Woody -motion to make the broken record comm
Jojo - what?
''At this point Dez begged that someone call to question''
Sawyer- what's a question?
Sam - QUESSTION?
Liam - objection to assertion that that was a call to question - overruled
Liam - motion to suspend the rules - no
Auction to Liam - sold for 2 dollar dollars - disbanded

Oliver - Motion to create a standing rule that stands up and un-"sits down" the standing rule that defines a bushel of corn as the current price of a bushel of corn - FIXED
passed via tie and support via tyrant
now you can bid with corn

Henry - motion to create the comm to not get new jokes OWEN!
purpose - stop asking about Motion to Create the Broken Reccord Committee Motion to Create the Out of Order Committee the Archive Pounddefine 7777777777777 My Hand is just Comftorable Like This I Play Pot of Greed Shadow the Hedgehog the hedgehog the hedgehog... Dylantory Whic fish fish fish fishhbanded? Disbanded! The Hive Mind Committee Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and Knucklez free the floor is lava pointer null pointer fish fish fish goddamnit and banish this to the shadow realm null pointer space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name
Sawyer - motion to append "and Knuckles" - friendly
Sam - motion to appen- friendly
to append something I just fished it lol
Liam - motion to tangerine something - unfriendly
woody - motion to flip space and mexico
James - call to question
Passed! Sold to James for two dollars! chaired by anyone who made the original joke
Liam - motion to point to the clock emoji

=REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

KGB stuff! we have meetings at a time for exec (undecided)
James - Digital game night! 7 for pittsburgh peeps - hang out and alternatively have fun

=SCHMUCKS=

Tim added emoji that had no mouth to annoy dez

Kate! Mentioned earlier, wants to play AMONG US which is kinda shitler/TTT esque
is free! will do a when2meet
let her know if you get interest or get hype

Also Kate! less fun mouth off, someone vandalized the fence last night, but it got fixed!
was ready to plumb the depths of a lowes to fix it

Can join Twain to protecc the fence

Woody would speak but mouth is off

Oliver- motion to purple purple seafoam green fish fish fish fish

MEETING ADJOURNED

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