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MEETING 9/7/2020

=EXEC REPORTS=

Dez- had a weekend, was filming of tour. Wore a sweatshirt, was fine at first but bad on second day. toughed it through for continuity
Kaylie - $20 at the moment - Peer pressured Kate to be Kaylie - had a weekend, didn't record undergound b/c detroiting, hung out with cats, Kate was then sad that no cat
James - being inside sucks, walked through schenley, figured out schenley is big
Kushal - learned about 10 mins ago that headphones are kaput. walked around campus with a piece of paper taped to chest that said CMU KGB - submit to pravda?
Sawyer - Got hubbed by the grub ordering wings from an apparently terrible place, spent forever filming the UG tour, talked with a friend and found out that Eureka is especially sad when conducted via interwebs
McKenna - skipped
Oliver - procrastinated saturday and didn't realize sunday and monday are UG tour - needs to pay on work debt

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Kushal - the hivemind committe would like to report that we are ending not horse reporting these fuck end report

Tim - com which will take 7 years to pass - passed on sept 2, 2013 - SUCCESS
Took 7 years to pass, has now existed for 7 years

Kate - the ad-hoc KGbagpiping comm - commend the drone of kushal's mic

=OLD BUSINESS=

THE THING - Sawyer had it, james gets it
Not james fault that dez wore a sweatshirt when it was hot, it is his fault that it was hot today

0 orders of the day - yet again we are stiffed

=NEW BUSINESS=

Sam - motion to salute tim for finding the original date for the 7 yrs to pass comm- FUCK YOU TIM

Kushal - mtn to create the ominous typing com - Kushal is typing... [purpose- basically that]
PASSED - Auctioned to Kushal for 5 dollars - "Didn't really think of a joke for this" <the specific string>

Kate - standing rule - Motion to make a standing rule that a delayed standing rule, which is a standing rule that enacts itself after a certain period of time, can be made by making a motion to make a delayed standing rule and specifying the delay time. Other than it's delay, a delayed standing rule acts exactly as a normal standing rule would. Its enactment is not announced when it goes into effect
Oliver - mtn to amend the motion such that "not" after is is expunged - VERY unfriendly
Pursued strongly - vastly Opposed
Kushal - pointed out only reason it is a good idea is because of O
Sam - was muted, reshield
James - is delay time of < 0 allowed?
Kate - behavior requires specification, but dez says it's undefined/up to discretion of chair or is dilatory
Sam - what is intent of last sentence
Kate - it's up to interpretation
Skim - what happens with the deal of sitting down? - same as any other standing ruke
POI from tim - all actions of the body from the year get sat down, but tabled items carry over - can't force future years to do things
Tim - restless shield - mtn to amend standing rule with a proviso that it not take effect until oct 5th of 2020
unfriendly, but pursued for reason of perceived accordance with the motion itself
LIAM INTEJECTION - mtn to delay vote for 2 weeks - very dilatory but actually not apparently

Sawyer - motion to # define Kushal Dulla as disbanded
Tim- Which banded?
Liam - mtn to change to # define Kushal Dulla as disbanded committee - O.O.O.
Oliver- does this work in the other way such that Kushal owns disbanded comms
Liam - motion to - OUT OF ORDER
Oliver- motion to amend such that disbanded is # defined as Kushal
Liam- did pound defn's sit down? no because people accept it as a thing
Kushal - wanted to point out to oliver that he wouldn't be the wealthiest comm owner because Keerthana owns the most - uncountably many
Liam objects - motion to disband the standing rule
Failed due to tyrancy

James - mtn to #define pound define to kilogram define
Tim - we have an existing #definition that defines lb as pound
antiseconded and wasn't strong motion

Liam - mtn to create a standing rule such that standing rules can be disbanded - purpose to be determined at a later date
dilatory until further notice

Oliver - motion to define KGB first law as "a meeting that is in motion will not change its motion until acted on by an external motion"
Sam - would it lb define or define? - who knows
Kate - upset and entertained - upsetertained
Tim - once motion is passed, will we be able to move out of this motion without another motion to move us out of it?
James - so creating a meeting would take an entire meeting? passing a motion would also not end the motion technically? - well we're in discussion of a question, not the motion. not memsafe but whatever
Liam - mtn to split motions into two parts and have them voted on individually
Kate - it's just a phrase, yall are big nerds
Sam - motion to remove the octothorpe
Tim - motion to amend the submotion to amend octothorpe to octopus - unfriendly for reason of causing dilatoryness
PASSED, been done

Tim - Motion to define the KGB second law as the prices at Entropy, which is an isolated system, never decrease over time
Sam - motion to add octothorpe before define - ONLY FRIENDLY IF AMENDED TO OCTOPUS
Unfriendly, pursued - failed
OVERALL MOTION PASSED

Liam - Motion to define the seventh law of the KGB as "Do not ask about the first or second laws of the KGB"
Tim- motion to amend by replacing talk with ask - been amended
Kate - motion to replace third with second
Oliver - what is the penalty? - don't ask
Liam objects but dropped it by reason of whatever
PASSED

Sam K - Motion to define the third law of the KGB as a meeting must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second Law of the KGB
Tim - if passed, the third law of the KGB would be the 4th law of the KGB
Kate - doesn't this violate the second law? DON'T ASK

Liam - motion to make all KGB laws as legally binding and require enforcement via corner sitting

Sam - motion to define the 5th law of the KGB as "there is not fourth law of the KGB"
Liam - motion to strike 5th and replace with 4th
unfriendly but pursued - failed
Passed

James - Discord exorcism comm - purpose: <was an image, so fish fish fish. just imagine a spoopy discord screen here>
Liam - motion to exorcise this committee
PASSED- auctioned to James for $15 - chaired by James and anyone who can fix it oh god please help

Oliver - POI- is a first year and wants to know about the 1st law of KGB

Liam - motion to define 6th law of KGB as "Don't"

=REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Dez - so KGB exists
James - event! streaming the UG tour on [WEBSITE REDACTED] - come on out and learn stuff about campus! and us because we'll do a Q&A

=SCHMUCKS=

Liam - made a game - if you like 2 test and have a windows computer hit him up

Tim - motion to colors - Dez did it well

Oliver - lips were just comfortable there

MEETING ADJOURNED

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