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<p>Created page with &quot; MEETING 9/21/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez - UG tour! didn&#039;t listen to it for fear of hearing his voice. Played dusk James - found out how twitch works. KGB now has twitc...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div><br /> MEETING 9/21/2020<br /> <br /> =EXEC REPORTS=<br /> <br /> Dez - UG tour! didn't listen to it for fear of hearing his voice. Played dusk<br /> James - found out how twitch works. KGB now has twitch-chievements. did homeowork.<br /> This week we have an event! Cooking via proxy with the KGB! Volunteer Chefism<br /> Kushal - handcuffed to one more person than usual. Also, Pravda? exists for this week. please submit to it<br /> Sawyer- went to pittsburgh overlook, was nice<br /> Oliver- emailed by tech reporter. Did a bad with person's name, awkward. Also, don't commit fraud!<br /> <br /> =COMMITTEE REPORTS=<br /> <br /> Sawyer Misappropriated Actual real shit comm- made a really good speech, eyewatering<br /> <br /> Liam - Corn comm - WE HIT $3.71 BAYBEE NO LIMITS<br /> <br /> Henry - comm for *practical *science *solutions - Climate change is a big problem? tested solution is just to have a massive asteroid hit the planet to cause a huge ash cloud and block out the sun! So if we hit the southwestern indian ocean with a fuck ton of nuclear warheads and set off the yellowstone volcano! That will cool the hell out of everything.<br /> <br /> Kushal - the ad-hoc playdough collection committee reports- oh god when is useless stuff auction<br /> <br /> James - misapp. culinary substandards comm - for the event this week we need chefs and ideas for themes - if you want to be a chef you probably should have a way to get groceries, also maybe a kitchen<br /> Liam, Kushal, Dez are our unlucky boiz so far. Who knows what shall become of them...<br /> 2 Themes:<br /> Al Gore for Siz dollars to Henry<br /> 20 AD for 5 dollars to James<br /> Tim - wigglytuf comm - wigglytuf<br /> Liam - cul stds comm - I anticipate sanctions coming by next meeting<br /> <br /> =OLD BUSINESS=<br /> <br /> Who wants the thing?<br /> Liam : not fault that pot of greed is banned<br /> existence of pot of dhreed is his fault<br /> <br /> Tim - Sept. 7th - amendment to a proposed standing rule with a proviso that it take place on oct 5th - was a proviso to a motion to create a standing rule about delayed introductions for standing rules<br /> sr: a delayed standing rule, which is a standing rule that enacts itself after a certain period of time, can be made by making a motion to make a delayed standing rule and specifying the delay time. Other than its delay, a delayed standing rule acts exactly as a normal standing rule would. It's enactment is not announced when it goes into effect<br /> Kushal - don't have strong feelings on amendment, but main mtn better pass<br /> Liam - motion to strike oct. 5th 2020 and replace with sept. 5th 2020, but this can't be done<br /> Proviso passes! Been enabled<br /> Returning to main motion:<br /> Kushal - it's a great fu*king idea<br /> Liam - POI - does the KGBstitution prevent ex-post-facto? - Tim: Yes<br /> Sam - POI - why are we making motions on his last name - joke<br /> Kushal - POI - why is sam's name SR<br /> Liam - objects - can create negative periods of time - Dez interprets that the time is a magnitude, and you can create dilatory motions but the SR is non-dilatory<br /> Standing rule passed! Be ready for October 5th<br /> No other orders<br /> <br /> =NEW BUSINESS=<br /> <br /> Sam - Motion to make the com to the three basic elements (earth, wind, fire)<br /> Purpose: do you remembah?<br /> Spelling changed to remembah<br /> Kaylie - is listening to it in the background, thinks tis a good idea<br /> Tim - motion to rebuke the discord calendar emoji for being six months away from a relevant date<br /> Liam - motion to strike three and replace it with four (unfriendly)<br /> Sam - just taking the opportunity to shill his SC playlist to shitpost september celebration<br /> James - motion to strike three and replace w/ 118 - unfriendly<br /> Motion to strike three and change it with four, and change fire to fire and corn - unfriendly, pursued<br /> Liam objects but unmeaningfully<br /> Amended - The com to the four basic elements: earth, wind, fire and corn<br /> Passed! Auctioned to Kaylie for $2, chaired by the month of september<br /> <br /> Liam - motion to create a standing rule defining an &quot;important motion&quot; as one that can be made during a non-important, non-priviliged motion, and during which only priviliged motions may be made<br /> - effectively just adding another layer of privlidge<br /> Died from lack of seconds<br /> <br /> Kaylie - motion to make the discord mobile is bad comm<br /> Purpose - serve as an excuse when one is doing poorly in meeting due to being on mobileular discord<br /> Liam - doesn't the idea of a notion of doing poor in meeting conversely imply that one can do well in meeting?<br /> -Kaylie: couldn't answer a question for like a minute<br /> Henry - is tapping on mic and saying &quot;Hello?&quot;<br /> James - respond to liam - whaddaya mean there's not a way to win meeting?<br /> Passed! Auctioned to Kaylie for un dollar - chaired by discord mobile as a concept<br /> <br /> Kushal - motion to create the comm that can never meet<br /> Purpose: make the recsec happy<br /> Kaylie - Is it dilatory because already been done? - when has that stopped us<br /> Sawyer may be happy<br /> Kushal - POI - things<br /> James - POI - is this how you use a point of information?<br /> Tim - point of annoyance- are we there yet?<br /> Henry was sussed out for not being cam<br /> Liam - POI - when is it ok to call a comm meeting? when it do<br /> Henry as Cam - should not be the recsec's job to be happy, just to be god<br /> # nicene conference<br /> Sold to james for Six - chaired by literally anyone who can meet<br /> Various discussion about ontology and also set theory and also what can be a chair (not the sitting kind)<br /> <br /> THE FINAL MOTION APPROACHETH<br /> Liam - motion to create the great discord heist comm<br /> Purpose - steal the juicy chat logs of the discord server channel<br /> Sam - was gonna do that amendment<br /> Kushal - KGB govt in exile approves<br /> Tim is heccin comfy<br /> Sold to Liam for $3 - chaired by anyone who currently doesn't have access to the exec channel<br /> <br /> =REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=<br /> <br /> Dez- KGB exec exists?<br /> <br /> James - for event, we have chefs now! Join a team! Please!<br /> <br /> Oliver- don't commit tax fraud (paraphrased from complete silence)<br /> You shouldn't do donations for reason of not wanting to commit fraud<br /> dues are 15 dollarydoos for a semester or 20 for a year<br /> need them for cheaper shirts and to vote in the exec runnings<br /> <br /> Kaylie - can I pay my dues via discord nitro - nu<br /> <br /> Kate - point of ordermation - booth isn't probably happening?<br /> <br /> Tim - carnival will be different for sure, just be realists yo<br /> <br /> =SCHMUCKS=<br /> <br /> Tim - before you go out to register to vote in KGB, you should proobably register to vote for the slightly less important US election!<br /> <br /> Sam - played chungus amongus and enjoyed it so hit him up, also, happy Jew year (jewish new year)<br /> <br /> Liam wants testers for a video jame<br /> <br /> Tim - motion to P,P,SG, RB, and indigo, and gitfo<br /> <br /> MEETING ADJOURNED</div>

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