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MEETING 9/28/2020

EXEC REPORTS:
Dez - had event, ate doughnut cookies, played dusk and forgot twas horror
James - Missed the event, slept for 14 (fourteen) hours, and did nothing cool v besides that
Event! Create kontent
Kushal - did the event - was involved in the making of overcooked noodles + ice, argued twas worth points
Sawyer - white pizza is just cheese, now knows
Oliver - made dez make horrible vinegar soup pasta noodles, walked all the way to dez's place to eat two noodles and nearly vom

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Tim - the I just moved com (ad-hoc) - just moved, currently approaching old apartment for some wifi
Kushal - the hivemind com would like to report that end report
Oliver - the very ad-hoc com report com - the ad-hoc com report com is making a report

=OLD BUSINESS=

The thing; liam had it, who wants it now
Oliver - not his fault that someone added vinegar to edible noodles, is his fault that dez bought rice vinegar despite hating it
Tim - no O.O.T.D.

=NEW BUSINESS=

Keerthana - Motion to banish pathological functions in analysis to the shadow realm - purpose being just that
Oliver- motion to table for one week to define banishment to the shadow realm
Kushal - do we want to reuse old jokes
Told that tangerine joke is 25 years old
Secondary motion passed, been tabled
James - motion to make the dead air comm - breathes into microphone
Oliver - seeing dead represented by skull emoji and planes being air reminds him of a day in september
PASSED BY ABSTENTION - Auctioned to James for 3 , chaired by any zombie in any flying device
Sawyer - motion to create the dead heir committee - heir is dead, now has succession crisis
Kushal - isn't successor voted in by KGB, how can you know they're dead
Passed by abstention - auctioned to sawyer for 2 - chaired by any heir that happens to die
Woody -motion to create the dead hair comm - to find any of the hair that died
Sawyer - would this include frayed ends -> yes
Keerthana - what about dead hair from a live hair, or alive hair from a dead heir?
Passed by MENACING - Auctioned to Kushal for 4 - chaired by saitama
James - motion to create the dead hare commitee - to mourn all of the rabbit's we've lost over the years
Tim - RIP marco, was good bun
Tim - RIP fork, you were also good bun
Passed by abstention maybe - Auctioned to Tim for 1 - chaired by Marco and Fork
Sam - motion to make the dead lair comm - Purpose: to store the heirs, hairs, and hares + airs
Tim - what about the airs? - Sam says it can be appended
Keerthana - motion to amend purpose to
PASSED by a single vote - sold to liam for $, chaired by anyone who is a member of but not a chair of the previously passed comms
Liam - motion to ban mathematics
Dez ruled dilatory maybe, Liam may pursue to a higher power
Oliver - Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to declare another member of the meeting “sus” calls an immediate vote on if said person is the impostor or not. The vote will be decided by a complex majority vote. If it passes and the person is indeed sus, they will be ejected from the meeting and the spaceship, and must report if they are the impostor or not.
Tim - motion to remove the word 'delay' and the last sentence of the motion's descriptor
Ruled friendly, been done
Tim - motion to amend the complex majority to "the vote must have more votes in favor and also greater than kushal's SSN" - ruled likely dilatory? - withdrawn
PASSED, Been changed
Kushal - motion to declare dez sus
James - saw Dez vent
Kushal - remind people that it's a complex majority
Oliver - where?
Woody - when
Sawyer - saw woody and dez go to med bay, woody died
Liam motions to kill woody, Tim motions to create the woody memorial comm
PASSED - Dez is now in corner - wasn't imposter
Tim notes absence of chair, notes chair vacant
James ascended to chair pro tiem - chairs the vote to declare chair vacant
Chair vacant - Liam nominated as chair
It was attempted to vote for a replacement, but tyrancy prevented a traditional vote, so role call voting was established
Between Liam and Nate, Nate won by a single vote
A freshman has now taken the chair, oh god
Prospect - mtn to create the dead chair comm - purpose is to predict via mathematics when the death of the next chair will be
James - is a good idea
Sam - is a good idea
Oliver- motion to kill dez irl - ruled Nateatory
Kushal - nate wow u didn't study pravda?
Liam - motion to suspend the rules and declare the chair vacant
Tim - calls to question
PASSED - Auctioned to Oliver for $3 - chaired by all the dead chairs who insist on being undead

=REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Sawyer - we are KGB, we do things
James - This week is Kontent! make memes! we'll vote on the best ones and put them on the fridge
Oliver - Treasurer pro tiem - Dues are $20 a year, $15 a semester, don't need to pay them to attend meetings, but must pay them for certain votes (specifically exec, and being elected) - can pay for stuff we do! Don't pay them yet becaue SLICE isn't on top of it yet

=SCHMUCKS=

Kushal - I want to apologize to nate for making him the top of the organization for a little bit
James - comfy shield
Woody - create the out of order com - ruled no (Out of Order)
Sawyer - purple purple seafoam green
Liam - motion to GTFO

=MEETING ADJOURNED=

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Spalsen at 02:55, 29 January 2021

Spalsen: Created page with " MEETING 9/28/2020 EXEC REPORTS: Dez - had event, ate doughnut cookies, played dusk and forgot twas horror James - Missed the event, slept for 14 (fourteen) hours, an..."