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Meeting 10/26/2020

=EXEC REPORTs=

Des - contained RPG knight and making food, also voted, which you should do
Kaylie! - first weekend has had; RPG knight, discovered dungin world was cool and the art museum was neat
James - first, trusted google maps. Then, crossed two other people, followed them and it took longer. Arrived late. Person was confused. Trust is an evolutionary mistake
Event! - Capture the flag rules meeting
Kushal - 2nd part of pokemon sword and shield came out, devoured him
Pravda submit
Sawyer - RPG night, flat stanley is a lil bitch
Oliver - on friday, promised, would finish chem. on saturday, promised chem hw. this is a recursive formula

=COMMITTEE REPORTS=

Liam - the debatably KGB affiliated puzzlehunt comm- STRESS
Woody - end report comm- end report
Kaylie- cats r stoopid comm - rose wants wet food, but not if water is in bowl. Needs to drag the food herself over to the water bowl. There's lots of dissolved foodwater. Also, cass ate some creamy siracha from wendys and had not good time
Liam - corn for the corn god - $4.17!

=OLD BUSINESS=

Dez tries to skip the thing, who has it?
Oliver has it, James has the spirit
Who wants one of those two things?
Oliver- is not his fault that henry didn't show up to give the spirit. Is his fault that the thing react exists is his fault.
Orders of Tha Day - NONE WTF

=NEW BUSINESS=

James - motion to make the baked goods differentiation comm
Purpose : declaring james cake and squashing all resistance to james being cake
Woody - POI, what is opinion on cornbread? - is part of a meal, but this is the purpose of the comm
Liam - cul stds comm, w/ ontology comm: strict binarism isn't always useful
Kate - POI, how much of a personal attack is this? - no comment
Liam - motion to change purpose to "declaring james cake and squashing all resistance to james being cake" - friendly
Passed - sold to James for 1 dollar - chaired by anyone who thinks cornbread is not dessert
Oliver - motion to create the foreign languages comm
Purpose - speaks anime "促进我们对外语的认识（如石头）and also to pwn the recsec"
"To promote the understanding of foreign languages, such as stone"
Kushal - fish fish fish fuck the recsec
Kate - Cyka Blyat
Passed! Sold to James for 6 dollars - chaired by anyone who speaks 1 or less languages
Liam - create the KGB constitutional contextualism comm
Purpose - interpret the rules/bylaws of the kgb as literally as possible
Chair questions if this isn't just the KGB
Passed, auctioned to Liam for $$, chair is to be determined by auction
Manan - motion to make the comm to be nice to the recsec
<3
Anti'd, strong
Purpose - to say nice, short words slowly
Liam - motion to change the purpose to the entire text of moby dick
Oliver gets possed by anime
James - motion to replace every space in name/ purpose of this comm w/ fish, friendly
Liam - motion to undo that last thing?
Tim- motion to replace every instance of fish in this comm w/ a space, friendly
Liam - comm to torment the recsec, fish appears 294 times in moby dick
Passed, sold to sawyer for 5, dis-fucking-banded
Oliver - motion to create the democratic national committee
Purpose - to nom exciting candidate for running and then actually nominate an exceedingly boring candidate for the role of KGB prezident
Liam - point of insinuation
Sold to kaylie for a dollar, chaired by diamond joe biden
Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to malarkey is Out of order
Sam says malarkey, Liam wants him to be ejected
Debate ensues on what type of punitive measures are possibe
Passed, been changed
James - motion to create a standing rule such that parties can be created by a vote of the general body, and have chairs auctioned off similar to commitees [sic]. Chairs automaticlly [sic] leave any former parties, and become a member of that party. These parties can be joined voluntarily by any member not already in a party and cannot be left in any way execpt by becoming a chair of new parties. No further powers are confered to the parties or their members by this standing rules [sic].
Liam - motion to strike apolitical
James fights with the express purpose of losing control
Liam pursues
Passed, been changed ^2
Oliver - motion to #define "UM" as "US"
Chair asks to rule something dilatory for reasons of grotesqueness
James - pount define M as S
Kevin - motion to create the mario party
Yahoo
Tim - what is party's platform?
Liam - point of info, are bonus stars on or off
Passed, moved to auction - chaired by Oliver
Liam - motion to allocate a sum less than or equal to $50 to have a vexillologist make a pot of dhreed flag
Kushal - if I make a shitty pot of dhreed flag, do I get fifty dollarydoos
no
moved to vote, passed...

=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=

Kgb doesn't exists
James - event is a rules comm meeting for redefining the rules of CTFWS! We will vote and do stuff and be complicated
Oliver- yen exists, you should go to cashnet to pay us real/relevant money
dues aren't necessary to participate but they help the org stay alive
try to donate on the match day for CMU if ya can

=SCHMUCK=

Liam - videogame
Tim - tomorrow is last day to do full in-person early voting. Ask Kate
Also, those who reached out about poll work, may have a lil somethin for u
James - motion to purple, purple, getfo. Anti'd, not strong
gitfo

MEETING ADJOURNED

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