https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Minutes20201116Minutes20201116 - Revision history2026-05-01T23:50:45ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20201116&diff=12190&oldid=prevSpalsen: Created page with " MEETING 11/16/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez - spent weekend doing game design James - spent it locked in a room w/ 4 people doing puzzles. were tired and slow but puzzled..."2021-01-29T03:30:00Z<p>Created page with " MEETING 11/16/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez - spent weekend doing game design James - spent it locked in a room w/ 4 people doing puzzles. were tired and slow but puzzled..."</p>
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MEETING 11/16/2020<br />
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=EXEC REPORTS=<br />
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Dez - spent weekend doing game design<br />
James - spent it locked in a room w/ 4 people doing puzzles. were tired and slow but puzzled<br />
This week: mooooooovie night<br />
Kushal - binge read stormlight archives. Needs to remember the details<br />
Sawyer - had event: Larry busted the codes even though he had canonically no hacking experiences<br />
Oliver - wanted some economic info, got ALL of the economic info. TMI, slice<br />
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=COMM REPORTS=<br />
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Liam - Puzzlehunt comm - made puzzles for friday, made puzzles for saturday, kicked some P*lantir ass<br />
Liam - corn sub board - $4.17 per bushel<br />
Tim - adhoc currency board - 100 yen is about 95.6 us centz<br />
Kushal - ass. pokemon kidnapping children board - dark monkey pokemon that canonically raises a human child<br />
Liam - European Folklore comm -90% of european folklore is about kidnapped children<br />
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=OLD BUSINESS=<br />
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Thing: James had it, who wants?<br />
...nobody it seems<br />
well, we're gonna give it to Liam<br />
not his fault we wasted a minute for nobody taking the thing, the fact that nobody wanted the thing in the first place is his fault<br />
No orders of this day<br />
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=NEW BUSINESS=<br />
Sawyer - motion to blue - O.O.O.<br />
Oliver - motion to create a standing rule such that nobody wants the thing after one minute, it goes to henry<br />
Chair will accept if it is decided what he is absolved for<br />
his fault that nobody wants the thing<br />
Liam -strike "it's not his fault no one wants the thing" replace with "all war crimes committed by any henries are not his fault this week"<br />
Amendment failed<br />
James - motion to strike "henry" and replace with "oklahoma"<br />
unfriendly on grounds of we don't know oklahoma's pronouns<br />
Passed, been changed<br />
Now: motion to make a standing rule such that if nobody wants the thing after one minute, it goes to oklahoma. It is then oklahoma's fault that nobody wanted the thing.<br />
Passed, been changed<br />
James - orders of the day comm - to make sure tim always has something to say at meeting's beginning<br />
Liam - motion to table for one week<br />
Passed, been tabled (and an attempted auction by dez, but no)<br />
Oliver - insider trading comm - no purpose, but it just so happens that TSLA is joining the S&P 500<br />
Liam - motion to allocate 200$ to short the S&P 500<br />
Liam - TSLAs are a death trap comm - if the touchscreen interface crashes, so too does the car apparrently<br />
Moves to vote: passes. Auctioned to oliver for 4$ - chaired by every/anyone not including Elon Musk<br />
James - outsider trading & Kushal's life comm - "wait, you guys know what's going on? I dunno"<br />
Kushal - I thought this was supposed to be the outsider trading comm, not my life comm<br />
James - would like to add "& Kushal;s life" between trading and comm<br />
Move to vote: passed, auctioned to James; chaired by anyone who doesn't know what's going on<br />
Liam - motion to create a standing rule such that ";", " ' ", and "$" are all interchangeable<br />
James - wants to point out the reasonable nature of the idea<br />
Oliver: It$s very reasonable<br />
Moves to vote: passes<br />
James - motion to ban the oxford comma's use in KGB meeting<br />
Point of sawyer should go remove stuff from the wiki<br />
also, that motion was ruled dilatory<br />
Oliver - motion to change the spelling of "oxford" to "cambridge"<br />
Tim - motion to tell a UDP joke<br />
Kushal - motion to oxford is cambridge and cambridge is cambridge<br />
Passed, been amended<br />
Main motion vote: passes, rule stands<br />
Sam - motion to change spelling of Central Michigan University to Carnegie Mellon University<br />
Oliver - change Carnegie Mellon University to Massachusetts Institute of Technology- dies<br />
Goes to vote: passes<br />
Tim - motion to obviate another Joke<br />
James - motion to have this joke declared dilatory - dilatory<br />
Oliver - motion to create the three digits comm - to enlighten all of the fools who have won an auction w/ 3 digit bids<br />
Passed, Sold to Kushal for $2.00 - chaired by anyone bankrupted by KGB auction<br />
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=REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=<br />
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Event: "Movie" night - will be chill<br />
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=SCHMUCKS=<br />
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Tim- demosplash from the computer club! Now in online format (which, isn't new, but will be good) - is this weekend - go to schmuck channel 4 info<br />
Kevin - doesn't know how to end meeting<br />
motion to red blue green yellow orange red blue seafoam green and purple - gitfo<br />
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MEETING ADJOURNED</div>Spalsen