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<p>Created page with &quot; MEETING 11/23/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez (Tim) - had a week, was good. Yeah. James - drove from Pittsburgh to SoCal - deer got fucky and ran in front of him Oliver - m...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div><br /> MEETING 11/23/2020<br /> <br /> =EXEC REPORTS=<br /> Dez (Tim) - had a week, was good. Yeah.<br /> James - drove from Pittsburgh to SoCal - deer got fucky and ran in front of him<br /> Oliver - made dez call his dad to pick his favorite movie for us to not watch it<br /> Kushal - got demoted, roommie moved out yesterday. Cleaned half of the room, removed slobbitude. Spent rest of day in the clean half of the room<br /> Sawyer - had a convo about James's origin - he's not from alabama because no roll tide, was determined to be socal because of coal mining<br /> <br /> =OLD BUSINESS=<br /> <br /> The thing - goes to kate - the fact people don't remember where james is from is her fault<br /> Orders of the day: Tim -<br /> From last week - orders of the day comm - purpose that Tim always has something to say at the start of meeting<br /> Kate - mtn to table for a week<br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> No further orders (of this day...)<br /> <br /> =COMMITTEE REPORTS=<br /> <br /> Tim - misapp. corn subs board - 4.27!<br /> Kate - comm to ass the prez - has recruited all of dez's professors to give him exams, so success<br /> Tim - the wigglytuff comm - the 40th unique species that ash recieves was Oshowat, though spiritual partner turtwig was 30<br /> Oliver- POI- the comm to ass the prez now targets James - no, he's just the chair acting with the powers of the presidency<br /> Tim - uncomfy shield<br /> Kushal - org. comm of KGB govt in exile- extends offer to Sawyer b/c demoted unnecessarily<br /> <br /> =NEW BUSINESS=<br /> <br /> Oliver- motion to create the comm to promote the S@A - with the purpose since the recsec and 2VP decided to leave the gov and join the gov in exile<br /> Sawyer - what rank would the promotion be to? Remains Sergeant, but is ranked above other positions<br /> Kushal - always in govt in exile and still outranks oliver<br /> Kate - POI - are standing rules still privlidged? No, that sat down. Speling is privlidged though<br /> Tim - point of inquiry - how does he remain shielded comfy? - accept yourself and your shield<br /> Sam - Motion to change the speling of &quot;James&quot; to &quot;Oliver&quot;<br /> Moves to vote - pass, been changed<br /> Kate - caught off by James preparedness<br /> Passed! auctioned to Kate for four dollars. Chaired by all current and past S@A. Will have a meeting on sunday<br /> Sam - motion to create the comm that only exec can bid on - to not be chaired by exec is the purpose<br /> Kushal - you want us to pay for it and not use it?<br /> Oliver- stand in treasurer looks favorably<br /> Moves to vote - passes by abstention , auctioned to kate for a dollar, chaired by exec<br /> Sawyer - consequentialists comm - to consider the outcomes of our actions<br /> Dies because antiseconded strongly and wasn't strong<br /> Oliver - motion to create a standing rule with immediate effect such that a motion to create a privilged committee, if passed, will result in an auction only exec can bid on, and said auction will be held in the exec server<br /> Sam - would this motion be a privlidged motion or a normal motion? - is normal<br /> Tim - well, we do have access to the exec discord channel...<br /> Sam - motion to amend the motion such that it takes place in auctions nonverbal, but it is locked so only exec can post<br /> Kushal - this is step one of tyrrany<br /> Put to vote, fails by tie, downed by the chair<br /> Kate - motion to make a standing rule that new motions can not be introduced at 6:02 PM<br /> Sawyer - which timezone? The standard time of Pittsburgh<br /> Tim - 3 pts of order. Is this the standard time of Pittsburgh, or Civil time of pittsburgh? - Standard she guesses<br /> Also, is this in relation to Chris's thing in chat? Yes<br /> Is this for the entirety of the minute? (yes) and also what clock and preciseness would we need? - clock of the chair can be used<br /> Tim - we could go by how discord timestamps the text? that works<br /> Passed, been put into action<br /> Sam - Motion to make a standing rule such that if the president does not call on the rec sec and cor sec in reverse order for committee reports, and the chair is declared immediately vacant<br /> Tim - makes a few grammar fixes<br /> Passed! rules been made<br /> Sawyer - motion to banish light theme to the shadow realm<br /> Tim - under standing rule 23, a motion to banish to the shadow realm will table any individual who mentioned it in the minutes for 23 minutes<br /> Sawyer was tabled<br /> Chris - motion to prevent the creation of future motions while this motion is in current memory - dilatory<br /> Currently dilatory, requires rules suspension<br /> Sam - quick POI - can you amend a standing rule? - yes<br /> Motion to amend the previously passed standing rule (42) such that it is changed &quot;for their officer reports&quot; rather than &quot;committe reports&quot;<br /> Passed, been amended<br /> Kate - Motion to make a delayed standing rule to enact itself at 6 pm on Feb 1, 2021, that between 5:48 and 6:07 pm, the previous standing rule regarding varying voting emojis is inactive, and instead only :xup:, :xdown:, and :squid: can be used as voting emojis, but cannot be used for the same vote position twice in a row. A breach of this standing rule results in a suspension of the rules and the chair being ejected from the meeting<br /> Passed by acclimation!<br /> Sawyer: motion to create the meeting landmine comm - to create annoying landmines for the acting chair to deal with whilslt administering meeting<br /> Tim - how many times can we get the prez to accidentally eject himself this year?<br /> Passed, sold to oliver for 6, chaired by dez<br /> <br /> =REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=<br /> <br /> We're KGB, we do things.<br /> We'll have non-canon meetings over winter mondays at 5:30<br /> Oliver - cashnet has not unfucked the ability to see who we're taking money from, but we're getting there. You can still pay dues though!<br /> <br /> =Shmucks=<br /> <br /> Oliver- are you tired of living in the closet in dorms? Come live at Kremlin!<br /> There's a when2meet, so sign up<br /> Tim - motion to P,P,S,P,R,P, and GTFAFH<br /> <br /> <br /> MEETING ADJOURNED</div>

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