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<p>Created page with &quot; MEETING 11/30/2020 =EXEC REPORTS= Dez: did a buncha game design. Excel is a nightmare Kaylie: Outer wilds-induced existential crisis James: played videogames. Al...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div><br /> MEETING 11/30/2020<br /> <br /> =EXEC REPORTS=<br /> Dez: did a buncha game design. Excel is a nightmare<br /> Kaylie: Outer wilds-induced existential crisis<br /> James: played videogames. Also, this week we have improv night<br /> Sawyer: also videogames. Bought Peanut butter bells, were delish<br /> Kushal - forgot to soften butter, did not end well. Pravda?<br /> Oliver - applied for TSA pre-check. Went to CBP at PGH for an interview, wanted to know if he had relatives of the CCP<br /> <br /> =COMMITTEE REPORTS=<br /> <br /> Liam - corn sub board - it's time to blaze it, $4.20<br /> Sam - misapp. landmine comm - failure (this time)<br /> Tim - the misapp. ad-hoc corn sub boards - DON'T BLAZE CORN, THEY CAN BURN DOWN. no, it doesn't cause popcorn<br /> <br /> =OLD BUSINESS=<br /> <br /> Thing? Kate had spirit, Kaylie wants it. Is not her fault that outer wilds caused existentialism. Everything else, including the fact that outer worlds and outer wilds are confusing. Also, that provel? cheese exists.<br /> Tim - O.O.D.:<br /> orders of the day commitee: to make sure tim always has something to say at the start of the meeting<br /> Sam - mtn to table for one week<br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> =NEW BUSINESS=<br /> <br /> Kevin - motion to make the comm. debt accruement comm - purpose: to raise comm. debt by 3 to five so his donation gets doubled<br /> Kushal - we should raise it by more so we get more money<br /> Liam - we all know someone is going to raise by 3 dollars at least right?<br /> Kevin - well then it will serve its purpose<br /> Oliver - S@A and acting treasurer is friendly to this<br /> Passed! Sold to James foe $10, chaired by Kevin<br /> Kaylie - mtn to create the conical princess comm - to always watch at least one movie w/ the word princess in the title every movie night<br /> Tim - POI - do these princesses have conical dresses that are entirely cone shaped?<br /> Oliver - motion to amend to &quot;always watch the princess bride&quot;<br /> Liam - motion to rename to &quot;the conical princess comm&quot; -&gt; friendly<br /> Passed! Sold to Kevin for $3, chaired by anyone who ever doubted him<br /> Liam - motion to create the committee for provel removal - to provel removal<br /> Kushal - motion to allocate some amount of money to buy us all provel cheese<br /> Passed! Sold to Oliver for $9 - chaired by don't have a joke but wanted to increase debt to have a donation of $69 - chaired by WHICHBANDED HELL YEAH I ACTUALLY ENJOY IMOS PIZZA<br /> James - motion to create the communist party<br /> Oliver - does it have a manifesto&gt;<br /> James - it will be the communist party. So you'll have an answer to the government questions<br /> Moves to vote, Paaaassed? Chair auctioned to Kushal for $1<br /> Tim - KGB anti-anti-corruption comm - &quot;Scruples? I thought you said rubles!&quot;<br /> Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by anyone who has ever been involved in coercement of someone to buy a comm they didn't want, or for more than they wanted<br /> Kaylie - motion to create a standing rule such that the chair must use emojis for votes that are related to each other on some level. This can be disputed by the general body. If more than one member of the general body disputes, it must go to a vote. If the vote passes, and the chair is found guilty of choosing unrelated emojis, they will be ejected. If the emoji is found relevant, anyone who raised the dispute will be ejected<br /> Tim - POI - both Tim's motions messages were at 6:02, soooo<br /> Dez ignored a rule. Slippery slope logic will ensue<br /> Passed! Been changed<br /> Oliver - Motion to create a standing rule such that the lightbulb emoji is considered the &quot;it's a good idea&quot; passage by acclimation, and having it reacted on a motion is a call to pass such motion by acclimation<br /> Moves to a real vote: Main motion passes, standing rule is in place<br /> JAMES AND OLIVER MOTION TO DISPUTE (which would /not/ bring us below quorum)<br /> So, we're gonna see if they're imposters<br /> Tim- lack of quorum must be noted by the body to take into effect....<br /> FAILS, Oliver, James are ejected<br /> -----------Oliver Was the Impostor--------------<br /> <br /> =REAL/RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS=<br /> <br /> We exist, as exec!<br /> We're doing improv this week as the event<br /> Oliver had the announcement about giving day. We'll get double da hella skrilla if you give between 5 and 250<br /> <br /> =SCHMUCKS=<br /> <br /> Kaylie - if you would like to not live where you currently live, and are a freshman, come live at Kremlin! We're ganna do a virtual tour<br /> Liam - do ya like videojames, maybe of the strategy variety? Dm him<br /> Oliver - I PM'd you debts, don't 4get to pay us money that you owe us or we'll break your kneecaps<br /> Dez - hi, do ya like tabletopjames, maybe that he is designing? Join his quest to create a good ass game of the tabletop variety<br /> Tim - motion to P,S and gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> MEETING ADJOURNED</div>

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