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Meeting 3/29/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - spent a long time trying to figure out why he needed something for a proof, didn't need it so is probably wrong

Kaylie - met nephew for the first time, was born in december of 2019. That's a bit strange

James - went outside, weather was nice, wtf

Sawyer - disgraced being the fastest man in the west by being slow

Kushal - was eating PBJ, friend said he preferred Jelly and Cheese sandwiches

Oliver - forgot about boardgames because shifting around project hell. Turns out it worked out well because partner has tons of HW

=Quick Note of Special Business=
Exec, as per bylaws, has proposed that dues are the same as last year ($15/sem, $20/yr). Inflation be damned

=Comm Reports=
Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid comm - cats didn't recognize her on video chat ;-;

Matt - Misapp. Qahtz r stoopid comm - cats didn't want to be in same room except for when snuggling

Oliver - misapp adhoc economists - due to inflation, dues are becoming cheaper

James - Hivemind - we should don't only sometimes talk like idiots like end report

Tim - the nomm comm would like to report:
NOMINATIONS:

James for prez - sure
Kaylie for 1VP - yes
Kaylie for prez - yes
Kaylie for Sergeant at arms - yes
Sawyer for S@A - obliquely
Oliver for Surgeant at urms - sure
James for S@A - no
Jane for S@A- no, she's not here
Matt for S@A - He's an Ol' Miss graduate, but accepts
Sawyer for 2VP - soon
Kaylie for Corsec - ok
Kaylie for 2VP
Kaylie for Recsec
Kaylie for Treasurer
Kaylie for god-emperor: rah rah rah
end of Nom Nom Noms

=Old Business=
Thing - kate wants it
Isn't her fault that she got a text from UPMC that she could get a vaccine from them two days after she left for philly for a vaccination. Is her fault that PA exists

No orders of the day

=New Business=
James - Ad-Hawk comm - to tie advertisements to birds of prey
Doesn't conflict with the add Hawk comm
but apparently it exists, links exist on the wiki
but we're not original so whatever
Passed, auctioned to Kaylie for 269, chaired by all birds other than hawks

Matt -motion to create the god emporor comitte, with the purpose of being chaired by Kaylie
James - motion to amend "Kaylie" to "Whoever owns the comm" - friendly
Tim - is emperor spelled wrong, or is it spelled right?
Passed, sold to tim for 420, chaired by meeeee (for now) <Tim Parenti>

Kate - to preface w/ a reminder that tim is the chair of the god-emperor comm, but also:
Motion to #define "The God-Emporor" as "Kaylie"
Passed, been done

Sam - motion to make the rapid fire comm comm - to make comms pass quickly
Kevin - hmm. I dunno, I don't know if I have anything to say
Sawyer - Kevin had a good point.
Keerthana - fish fish fish
Kate - According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, bla-
Tim - I am sam. I am sam. Sam I am. This should pass
Matt- fish fish fish
Kaylie - motion to change the name to the rapid-fire fire committee committee - friendly
Passed, auctioned to Kaylie for 300, chaired by the chaos god

James - motion to send everyone that dez disagrees with to the corner (the hague, Netherlands)
Matt - motion to change disagrees to agrees
Entire motion was fake because it was posted at 6:02

Kaylie - motion to create the astrology comm - dies b/c no seconds
James - motion to shame the prez for misspelling motions
that's not defined, but we can table people
chair is still tabled for being totally uncool

Tim - motion to make the crickets comm - "unfriendly"
Sawyer - amend purpose: to enjoy a weird baseball-like british sport - unfriendly, pursued - failed ;-;
Kate - motion to change purpose to "" - friendly
James - change purpose to "the empty string" - friendly
Keerthana - motion to change name of comm to rickets
Oliver - motion to change the purpose to "unfriendly" - friendly
Overall motion passes, auctioned to Kevin for 300, chaired by the wind

James - motion to change the speling of Wednesday to wendsday
Kaylie - motion to nominate Liam for 2VP - no, will have to wait until next meeting
Kaylie - motion to make a standing rule such that the God Emporor is whoever had the thing the previous week
Passed

Liam - moat talk
Tim - motion to make a standing rule such that The God-Emporor is whoever has the thing now
ill formed, unusually for Tim. Dies

=Real Relevant Announcements=

Boofcraft is a thing, we still do that

Event this week is kontent. Come make stuff!

=Schmucks=
Kevin - new and improved octominus

Liam - sign up for puzzlehunt or hate him

Sam - if you're a Jew, happy passover. If not, don't leaven

Tim - 3 things:
1: nomms happen during nomm comm reports, try to be present. Also, pay dues
2: God-emporor comm- now chaired by Kaylie
3: motion to GTFO

Meeting Adjourns

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