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Meeting 4/19/2021

=Officer Reports=
Dez - I had a four years, it's been a bizarre time. Turns out he's not the longest serving prez, someone from the lost years actually served longer. There's been a pandemic, a quad fire-alarm event, plans to put googly eyes on wean, it's been a really weird time and "I thank you all for it"

Kaylie - went to trader Joes for the 1st time, starting a support group for the way that Trader Joes does improv with you at the checkout

James - had a carnival, breaks are fun. Seeing friends is fun. Saw people in person! (outside)

Sawyer - thought he was about to get roasted for playing guitar on Kremlin's back deck, actually got told he was good. yay

Kushal - things happened, but he's just confused why Liam hates fire emblem

Oliver - trying to build a circuit, all of his multimeters things that he's got 50K ohms

=Comm Reports=
Kushal - zoom hand is comfy comm - yes

Kaylie - Qahtz r stoopid - moving the cats went ok! Rose decided she hates cass once again, but is adjusting well

Liam - advancewars comm - Fire emblem killed advance wars by way of horny weebs

Kevin - ad-hoc pravda revision comm - not actually running for moneyperson

James - Ad-hoc/misapp. horny weebs comm - fuck you cowards

Olive - ad-hoc fake CS major who hates his life comm - typing noises

Kaylie - the weird dreams comm (MLK Jr memorial comm) - panther cub and mom got into house, every time she googled the number for animal control she got the wiki page for animal crossing. Panther turned out to be nice, but still called 911

Liam - dangling comm may have a report - end report

Kate - comm to ass the 2VP , conj. with the misapp -or- adhoc former 2VPs comm, conj. with dangling comm - thanks James for trying so hard for making good online events, making KGB still feel like KGB

- Calls to salute james, maybe w/ love

Oliver - misapp. comm to ass the prez - FAILURE, we'll get the next one
Liam - not technically comm to ass the prez - the prez is stepping down, that's pretty dang closre to assassination
Kate - but is it though?
Liam - motion to create the comm to have the prez die a natural death - out of order

=Old Business=
Kaylie had the thing, Oliver wants it

not his fault Dez got to gradaute, is his fault that it took him a year longer to graduate is his fault

Tim - Orders of the Day:
Procrastination comm - "I'll think about that later"
James - motion to table for 6 months
Passed, been done
No other orders of the day

= Proctoring of Elections =

Tim presented a slide show about election stuffs, noting what is different because of the panini
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President:

Between James, Kaylie, Oliver

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

James Byrne is now the new President of the KGB!

may god have mercy on his soul

1VP:

Between Kaylie

Kaylie Carpenter is now the new first vice president of the KGB!

2VP:

Between Liam, Sawyer, Oliver

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

Sawyer Palsen is now the new second vice president of the KGB!

Corresponding Secretary:

Between Kevin

Kevin Song is now the new CorSec of the KGB

Recording Secretary:

Between Liam and the probable conclusion of no confidence

Liam Thomas is now the new Recording Secretary of the KGB!

[liam — 04/19/2021]

They're my minutes now, losers

[spalsen — 04/19/2021]

God have mercy on our souls!

- Sawyer Signing off, 2020-2021

[liam — 04/19/2021]

Treasurer:

Candidates:

- Oliver Li

- Kushal Dulla

Oliver Li wins the election

Sergeant at Arms

Candidates:

- Kushal Dulla

Kushal Dulla wins the election

We have a new exec, and now this is going to result in some horrible garbage

Nom Com is disbanded

======OFFICER REPORTS======
James had an election: escaped 2vp without ever buying a snack. never bought a snack which disappointed anybody

Kaylie had an election: Trader Joe's poem about being bantered with at the checkout

Sawyer had an election: Won't get to eat, which saddens. Gladdened to have more power. Spirit channeling Van Buren/Bob Dole. Event: Rules & Roberts

Kevin had an election: Has never held an office. Not sure what else needs to happen. Learn on the fly baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. submit to pravda!?

Liam had an election: Ran unopposed and seized power over records and history, thereby allowing the crafting of whatever narrative i desire

Oliver had an election: Ran and got a job he already had without raise. Mad at Proctors for muting him.

Kushal had an election: got demoted lmao. gave people blue milk. blue milk will happen again.

======NEWISH BUSINESS======
Outgoing exec recommends 20/15 dollars for dues

Liam: Motion to set dues to 20 for the year, 15 for a semester.

Voted on, passed.

Outgoing exec mentions 500 dollar discretionary fund

Outgoing (and incoming) treasurer mentions gift account and organization account moneys. Roughly 10,000 dollars in the accounts.

Liam: Motion to set discretionary fund to 694.20
-Sam SR: Nice
-Dez: We usually don't run up on it, don't worry too much
-Kate: Exec discretionary being a meme number is fine
-Dez: Call to question
-Voted on, passed
-The president says "feet"

Kate: Motion to make the anxiety dreams committee
-Purpose: To share my nightly anxieties with you guys because damn those things are sometimes hilarious despite causing massive amounts of trauma
-Tim: Does Kushal have bubble wrap right now? (yes) nice
-Sam SR: The annual Annual John Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee approves
-Voted on, passed

--Discussion on bidding up your own bid ensues due to oliver wanting to bid two jobs
-Sold to oliver for 20 dollars, chaired by Kate
Tim: Motion to salute the (outgoing president) and dezpot
-So moved

======REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS======
James: We are KGB exec, we have meetings, theoretically

Sawyer: Event! Rules and Roberts. Squares are banned.

-Tim rectifies the squareness of one of his avatars, so does Sam SR

======SCHMUCKS======
Liam: I'm not sure if it's easier or harder to riff on things now that I have to do the minutes

Saywer: I wanna do board games IRL in Kremlin

Kevin: As the current corsec, if outgoing exec wants to refer to their tenure in pravda that would be cool

-Liam: The Obituary section

-Dez: Outgoing exec is dead gods, Liam is god now (damn right)

Tim: Proctors need to meet and talk don't forget

Kate: On last day of classes we grill and eat. can we hang safely and vaccinatedly that would be chill

Oliver: Motion to purple purple seafoam green fuck i lost track and GTFO

James: Actually gets it i think, meeting adjourned

======END OF THE FIRST/LAST MEETING. A POOR PORTENT FOR THINGS TO COME. THE FUTURE IS BLEAK. THE CHANNEL IS EMPTY======

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