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</table>Kevinsonhttps://wiki.cmukgb.org/index.php?title=Minutes20220131&diff=12412&oldid=prevKevinson: Old minutes dropped2023-09-04T16:45:05Z<p>Old minutes dropped</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== minutes ==<br />
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== officer reports ==<br />
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james - got off waitlist, is catching up<br />
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kaylie - helped host dancelight<br />
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- new members:<br />
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- - danny- meche + robotics, brooklyn, has 10 fingers <br />
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sawyer - is very into hot chocolate<br />
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EVENT: Tools Training, not urchins<br />
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- 7pm on friday<br />
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Kevin - weekend ended at 7am, with 8am classes<br />
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oliver - is addicted to wordle now, has very mature starting words<br />
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- 1.5 minutes of coin throwing ensues<br />
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kushal: got pokemon arceus, noticed nonzero amount of child kidnapping<br />
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== committee reports ==<br />
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woody: floor is lava committee reports<br />
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charles: Booth Committee - booth builds start sunday, 12-2:30pm, + fridays at 4:00-6:30<br />
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- also looking for tshirt designs<br />
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- tim: where's builds? ans: kage<br />
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- Tim: [something] committee: kage instructions<br />
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kushal - penguin movie of the week: no piplup in pokemon arceus<br />
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twain: explains diff btwn hot cocoa and hot chocolate<br />
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oliver: misapp. cultures committee: stole cultures from bio lab to whitewash crazy rich asians 2<br />
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woody: asks why sawyer didn't specify difference btwn hot cocoa/chocolate, sawyer refuses to elaborate<br />
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sawyer is saluted: -50 hp<br />
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also sawyer: laments DnD stereotypes<br />
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== THING ==<br />
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kushal - might have lost the thing?<br />
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proskept: spirits of dead is not fault<br />
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james: everything else is ur fault<br />
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== Orders of the Day==<br />
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procrastination committee comes back<br />
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oliver - is there deadline?<br />
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kushal - heat death of universe is p good<br />
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kaylie - motion to table for a year.<br />
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tim: if not much import, than is there export<br />
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oliver: considers putting off work forever<br />
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passes, been tabled <br />
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== New Business ==<br />
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sawyer: Concrast committee, to balance the Procrastination Committee<br />
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Tim: Calls the question<br />
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Passes, sold to woody for $2<br />
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chair= james<br />
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chood: standing rule so that the procrastination can not be tabled after a certain deadline<br />
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oliver: points out time difference<br />
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woody: motion to table until august<br />
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passed by acclimation<br />
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woody: standing rule - if you make a committee and the president can make a ligma joke from the committee, the motion maker loses all their hitpoints<br />
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[strongly opposed][strong motion]<br />
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tim: define appropriate ligma joke<br />
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- woody: inappropriate joke involving committee title<br />
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- howie change damage to 2x1d100<br />
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- twain: change to 2d100<br />
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- oliver: change descrip to bee movie script<br />
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- - fails, oliver takes -20 hp<br />
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prospekt: change to 100d2<br />
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sawyer: change to 100d2 + 2% tip, unfriendlied<br />
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tim: this is still instant kill<br />
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woody: change to 50d2<br />
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passes, been changed<br />
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twain: motion to pound define sawyer as [semi-boogie-motion], friendly<br />
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passed <br />
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woody: motion to pound define oliver as [semi-boogie-motion], friendly<br />
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[james nearly falls off chair]<br />
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- kaylie: change to [upwards arm motion]<br />
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- howie: add sound effect "[emoji:beeeeeee]"<br />
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passes, what the fuck<br />
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sawyer: motion to pound define kaylie as [ymca 'C' motion]<br />
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- woody: change to "Ccccccc..."<br />
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passes<br />
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oliver: motion to make a standing rule such that exec members with pound defined names resembling [stumbles] bloody letters sit sorted in alphabetical order at stage right<br />
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- sawyer: what was the civil war fought over?<br />
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- tim: what is a bloody letter<br />
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- woody: stage rights<br />
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- sawyer: change bloody letter to letter w/ less than 10 hp<br />
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fails<br />
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howie: motion to create the fake people committee<br />
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descript: allow fake people to bid money in auctions<br />
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- kushal: james is a tyrant<br />
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- kaylie: stage rights stage rights stage rights<br />
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- twain's hand is comfortable like that<br />
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passes, sold to howie for $15, chaired by fake people, spirits, cut outs of adam adstar, etc. <br />
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woody: motion to create the exec learns their abcs<br />
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descrip: abcdeez nuts<br />
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- james is disappointed in all of use<br />
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- two broken committees by sawyer and twain<br />
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- izzy: what's the committee<br />
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- - james: abcdeez n- [cuts himself off]<br />
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pass, sold to sigmund freud and his mother<br />
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kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that ligma jokes must be auctioned for $3 or more<br />
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- woody: who's steve jobs<br />
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- howie: change to 1dcorn<br />
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- - tim: randomness into rules is kinda...<br />
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- - fails, twain is blamed for making howard take damage<br />
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- tim: motion to change to at least $3, inclusive of tip.<br />
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passed by abstention<br />
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sawyer: motion to allocate $86.54 for event<br />
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- tim: motion to ament to $86.55, for inflation, is friendly<br />
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- izzy: will you use it to buy summit cola<br />
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- sawyer: rolls 1d2, "no" [unconvincingly]<br />
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- kushal: summit cola annihilation committee anticipates action<br />
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passed. pizza pizza<br />
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oliver: motion to create a standing rule such that every committee created from now on also creates anti-committee chaired by the complement of the original committee<br />
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- charles: do anti-committees get their own anti-committees.<br />
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- - recursion insinuated<br />
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- prospekt: what happens if a committee and anti-committee collide with each other<br />
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- oliver: amends to each motion created by a motion also creates...<br />
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- izzy: wonders about chairs fighting each other<br />
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- tim: disappointed at wasted opportunity for infinite<br />
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- also: suzuki suzuki suzuki suzuki suzuki suzuki suzuki...<br />
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passed, what did we pass again<br />
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woody: what the fuck<br />
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howie: motion to create the anti-committee<br />
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descrip: to be the anti-committee for the committee<br />
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passes, sold to howie, chaired by the complement of the chairs of the Committee<br />
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tim: motion to create the Uncle Committee<br />
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descrip: to be the complement to the aunty committee<br />
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passed, sold to oliver for $3.01, chaired by Tim's uncles<br />
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woody: moTion to create the CommitTee [capitalized queue]<br />
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purpose: anti-anti committee of the anti-anti-committee<br />
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- sawyer: capitalized C? yes<br />
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- also capitalized Ts now<br />
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- prospekt: committeez nuts<br />
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- tim: questions depth of committee<br />
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- kushal: [unrelated] finally got chair to face that way<br />
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passed, sold to woody for $3 , chaired by everyone who's the chair of the anti-committee<br />
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[discussion of anti-s and committees]<br />
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charles: motion to allow no-ops<br />
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- dilatory<br />
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- failed change of mind<br />
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motion to create health pack (+44+4hp) spawns every 23 minutes that spawns in, claim by shouting "i claim the medkit"<br />
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- charles: change phrase to "MEDIC [russian accent]", accepted<br />
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sawyer: ammend to 44+4 hp, accepted<br />
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tim: ammend to 5d5+5 hp, howie insteads changes it to 8+[8d4] hp [accepted]<br />
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sawyer: can you go above 100hp? probably, given no max is set.<br />
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passes<br />
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== real and relevant announcements == <br />
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tools training on friday, 7pm<br />
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cmukgb.org/kage<br />
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exec meetings on 3rd floor office in UC at 12pm<br />
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schmucks<br />
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tim: wordle sharing site, link in word-hole<br />
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woody is making games, ask him 4 details<br />
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woody: [misc hand motions]<br />
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tim : purpple purp seafoam green red purple<br />
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twain: motion to left<br />
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kushal: angry about red out of order<br />
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woody: motion to /knuckles<br />
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chood: motion to ultra violet<br />
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woody: motion to infrared<br />
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tim: motion to set contemplatively for 15-20 seconds<br />
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[sitting for seconds occurs]<br />
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oliver: motion to deal -100 hp<br />
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[chants of stage rights occurs]<br />
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oliver: lets us leave<br />
<br />
have some matrices:<br />
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[3 1][x x]' - 8 = 8 - 8 = 0<br />
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[3 1]([2 2] - [3 -1])' = [3 1]([-1 3])' = [0]<br />
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[3 1]([2 2] - [5 -7])' = [3 1]([-3 9])' = [0 ]<br />
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== end minutes ==</div>Kevinson