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<p>Old minutes dropped</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>===GTFI===<br /> <br /> james: can actually read, read a passage about how onions are bad, pointed at kaylie<br /> <br /> kaylie: went to vegas baybee, did not get addicted to gambling<br /> <br /> sawyer: appreciate's james's &quot;reading a quote from a book voice&quot;, went to new yahk baybee, was cool except when he got fucked with by a guy who messed with airpods<br /> <br /> kevin: played elden ring<br /> <br /> liam: made gnocchi, letter of the day is Y<br /> <br /> oliver: time travelled on a plane, treasury is fat<br /> <br /> james says &quot;ANYWAY&quot;<br /> <br /> kevinshal: watched a penguin movie, watched the batman<br /> <br /> liam: it's x now<br /> <br /> ===COMM REPS===<br /> <br /> kushal: kevin stole my seat and thus my report: went to mexico, tried to kill his liver, met craig who knew that he was a coder<br /> <br /> oliver: ad hoc CBP agent: wants to deport kushal back to mexico for not being white enough<br /> <br /> kushal: ad hoc mexican immigration: only white people get interrogated in mexican CBP<br /> <br /> tim: corn sub board: corn is 7.26<br /> <br /> oliver: who wins? bushel of corn or gallon of gas?<br /> <br /> woody: kleptomanicas (steals yon desk)<br /> <br /> oliver: kleptomaniac's defense, got his charger back and it wasn't stolen<br /> <br /> tim: nominating commitee: <br /> <br /> -now with 80 percent less panini<br /> <br /> -APRIL 11: that's when election is for exec<br /> <br /> -platforms: make one<br /> <br /> --at cmukgb.org/platforms<br /> <br /> -- due april 8<br /> <br /> - color of elections is purple<br /> <br /> -- positions are in rank order<br /> <br /> -- to vote you have to be in good standing who attended a meeting prior to the annual meeting who have paid dues<br /> <br /> - we need quorum, if you can't make it, submit an absentee ballot<br /> <br /> - proctors cannot run but cannot vote<br /> <br /> - here's the snazzy ballot (snallot)<br /> <br /> - no panini<br /> <br /> - voting is instant runoff<br /> <br /> - bring your own pen or pencil and scissors<br /> <br /> - you can abstain<br /> <br /> - example absentee ballot<br /> <br /> - nom com is to try to appear neutral<br /> <br /> - will not tell you who to vote for<br /> <br /> - try to make sure a slate cannot be exhausted<br /> <br /> - noms are open from march 14 through april 4<br /> <br /> -- nom must be there to accept<br /> <br /> ACTUAL NOMINATIONS<br /> <br /> -kaylie: twain for s@a<br /> <br /> -kaylie: twain for 1vp<br /> <br /> -liam: kaylie for pres<br /> <br /> -kushal: kevin for everything but corrsec<br /> <br /> -kevin: kevin for corrsec<br /> <br /> -oliver: charles for treasurer<br /> <br /> -liam: charles for recsec<br /> <br /> -kushal: everyone who is ineligble for s@a<br /> <br /> -oliver: comm to ass pres for pres<br /> <br /> -kevin: kaylie for corrsec<br /> <br /> --denied<br /> <br /> -oliver: howard for s@a<br /> <br /> -liam: kaylie for 1vp<br /> <br /> --denied<br /> <br /> -kaylie: prospekt for s@a<br /> <br /> -kaylie: izzy for s@a <br /> <br /> -charles: ksock for pres<br /> <br /> -oliver: julia for rec sec<br /> <br /> -oliver: julia for s@a<br /> <br /> -kushal: kiera for s@a<br /> <br /> --denied<br /> <br /> -kevin: sawyer for corsec<br /> <br /> --denied<br /> <br /> -kaylie: zack for s@a<br /> <br /> --denied<br /> <br /> oliver: kaylie for s@a<br /> <br /> oliver: charles for s@a<br /> <br /> kaylie: booth: we're painting shit this friday<br /> <br /> sawyer: kevin said sadge during meeting: existence<br /> <br /> ===OLD BEEZ===<br /> <br /> twain has it, spirit goes to woody, not fault: sadge, everything else including sad is fault<br /> <br /> out of order comm<br /> <br /> -fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> --failed by oliver<br /> <br /> -oliver saluted<br /> <br /> -sawyer: something about passing by coinflipping<br /> <br /> -sawyer: motion to pass by coinflip<br /> <br /> --passes, heads flip, passes<br /> <br /> -sold to oliver for 4 + 0% tip, whichbanded<br /> <br /> ===NEW BEEZ===<br /> <br /> charles: motion to create the based committee<br /> <br /> -purpose: for me to be it's chair<br /> <br /> --not failed by acclamation<br /> <br /> -howie: what's based<br /> <br /> --charles: no comment<br /> <br /> -woody: based on what<br /> <br /> -izzy: baste or based<br /> <br /> -woody: rename to baste committee<br /> <br /> --retracted<br /> <br /> -liam: rename to cringe committee<br /> <br /> --passed<br /> <br /> -woody: rename to sadge committee<br /> <br /> --liam: i will feast on your organs<br /> <br /> --kaylie: why<br /> <br /> --passed<br /> <br /> -ksuhal: where's your joke<br /> <br /> -passed<br /> <br /> -sold to woody for 7 + 0%, chaired by kevin<br /> <br /> Oliver: motion to create the bays committee<br /> <br /> purpose: of pigs<br /> <br /> -liam: bayes joke<br /> <br /> -oliver: reads some insane CIA shit<br /> <br /> -kaylie: motion to decide by coinflip<br /> <br /> --liam: omtion to decide by coinflip<br /> <br /> ---zack: motion to decide by coinflip<br /> <br /> ----twain: motion to decide by coinflip<br /> <br /> -----woody: motion to decide by coinflip<br /> <br /> ------passed<br /> <br /> -----heads/tails, back to liam's<br /> <br /> ---twain: out of order<br /> <br /> ---oliver: motion to decide by coinflip<br /> <br /> ---woody: motion to create the recursion purpose<br /> <br /> ----ooo, bribed for 0<br /> <br /> ---purpose: motion to create the recursion committee<br /> <br /> ----oliver/woody/twain decide by coinflips<br /> <br /> -------sawyer: motion to pause and get a pravda<br /> <br /> HE SAID SIX<br /> <br /> --------woody: motion to create the recursion purpose<br /> <br /> --------purpose: motion to decide by coinflip <br /> <br /> ---------passed<br /> <br /> ---------sold to liam for 6 + 0%, disbanded<br /> <br /> --------sawyer: motino to allocate 77.77 for this week's event<br /> <br /> ---------ooo, bribed for 3 dollars<br /> <br /> ---------passed<br /> <br /> -------passed<br /> <br /> -------tails, back to olvier's<br /> <br /> -----heads, passed<br /> <br /> -----sold for 2+0% to woody, chaired by woody and anybody who's next to a person who is a chair<br /> <br /> ---passed, tails<br /> <br /> -tim: motion to change to &quot;base case committee&quot;, prupose: &quot; to have a base case, fucking finally&quot;<br /> <br /> -sold to oliver for 6 and 60% tip, chaired by anyone who has done anything with 150<br /> <br /> tim: motion to create the committee for the advancement of french nines and ninenteens<br /> <br /> purpose: dix neufs<br /> <br /> -passed<br /> <br /> -sold to tim for 2 + 19%, chaired by anyone who speaks french no matter how little<br /> <br /> ===announcements===<br /> <br /> HE SAID EXEC<br /> <br /> we're exec<br /> <br /> HE SAID SIX<br /> <br /> we have an event, it's kontent<br /> <br /> ===SCHMUCKS===<br /> <br /> woody: 😶<br /> <br /> twain: let me sublet an apartment for 2 weeks from july 31 to august 15th<br /> <br /> oliver: jesus christ he's advertising my food<br /> <br /> tim: baskbetball, march madness, pay dues<br /> <br /> woody: motion to salute sawyer<br /> <br /> tim: hex 93e9be<br /> <br /> -out of order<br /> <br /> -woody: motino to decide by coinflip<br /> <br /> -tim: gtfo</div>

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