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==OFFICER REPORTS==
Kevin: Puzzlehunt
Twain: No puzzlehunt, hackathon, “the corn subsidies board”, birthday on Friday (unicorn)
Charles: saw grandparents, difficulty adjusting to on campus food, picnic is on Friday
Izzy: Did not go to puzzlehunt, inching closer to finals, ready to be done
Julia: bad garlic knot
Howard: finals, womp womp, challenge: Izzy lost, waiting to be signed over
Kaylie: suddenly had motivation, worked 16 hrs straight, hammock today

==COMMITTEE REPORTS==
Corn subsidies board: transferred to whoever knows how much corn
Floor is lava: lava
Kgbrewing: (some) beer on ground, various mishaps
Penguin movie of the week: pokemon fan game penguin
Hivemind: that nobody has final this semester, except for exec.
Imaginary friends committee: formally invites adam adstar
Adhoc misappropriated airports are terrible: “pittsburgh” “international” “airport”
Stupid history - Julia
Culinary standards - twain
Floor is lava - charles
KGB govt in exile - Sawyer (will go to the hague)
Floor is lava on this
Hivemind - Sawyer and report
The committee to burn down, r7, not burn down r7, and r7 committee - charles
committee to assassinate the president - Kaylie
Booth committee: still a booth org, looking for chars, meeting porter hall A16 (probably) before event
Hivemind - Kushal
Executive committee - Kushal
Twain stole executive entertained?

==OLD BUSINESS==
Charles has the thing*
Oliver: the fact that you’ll never see the thing again because Oliver is graduation*
Order of the day
4/4 and 4/18 - Discussion of the floor is magma committee “excruciating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”. Tabled for a week

==NEW BUSINESS==
Liam: jeb bush memorial committee
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Clap circle
Passed, sold to Liam for 1$ chaired by jeb bush *
Name: Motion to create the committee to brace yourselves, it’s coming Purpose: Tick, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock Tabled until: March 4th, 2024
McKenna: Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping
*
Woody: Motion to pass by acclimation, Liam objects
Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping, passed
Oliver: Motion to create the nasa committee “NASA my dick”, failed by acclimation
Sawyer: Motion to projected logo committee object to the projected logos from cars (passed) Sold to oliver for 4$, chaired by all deez nuts
Liam: Motion to create the “motion to create the standing rule such that committees are standing rules committee” you know, like the first u letter (idk I feel attacked) (Been tabled until March 2024)
Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that all motions proposed 37 minutes into the meeting are out of order, emoji :clock: (Failed)
Various Harassment of Kevin
Make your own jokes committee - owned by no oned

Woody: Motion to create the you thought it was a time bomb committee “but it was I Dio committee” tabled until March 25 2024
James: Amend tabling to until pi years from now? (unfriendly- Passed)
Charles: Table amendment (plz stop)
Will untable in the middle of the summer of 2025 (pi years from 4/25)
Been tabled

Charles: Motion to allocate 420.69$ for this weeks event (passed, been allocated)
Twain: Motion to allocate 69$ from James’s bank account for exec (undefined)
Liam: Motion to create a standing rule such that may allocations have a minimum amount that must be spent, then Emoji: pound emoji, like english pound (Passed)
Kushal: append then (friendly, been changed)
James: amend then to than (no seconds)
Woody: Call to question
Oliver: motion to append “hivemind” unfriendly
Liam has been saluted

Woody: Name: Motion to create the “Gaslighting Committee”
Purpose: To capture the memes of 2016, and send them to the future. KGBackstreet Boys, I can’t hand-stand you committee, motion to salute the floor, KGB frat house colonial committee, making memes that don’t exist, motion to not create the broken record committee, an unreasonable amount of toilet paper rolls, please don’t mention 6 either actually, seafoam green is the color of impeachments (yes that’s where it comes from), magical green chalk ghosts
Tabled until: April 22, 2024

Liam: Motion to change the name to the gaslighting committee, strong (motion to table - dilatory)
Izzy: Motion to amend to gatekeep girlboss (out of order)
James: Motion to append, “magical green chalk ghosts”
Woody: Motion to table until April 22, 2024 (Passed, been tabled)
Howard: Motion to create standing rule such that “every time a general body meeting starts allocate 100 hp) :drop of blood:
failed
Twain: Motion to create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it.”
Oliver: append, “and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon”
James: + “and knuckles”
Liam: + “cum loudly”
Izzy: amend “cum loudly” to the sound of cumming loudly (pursued) Failed
CHAOS
Howard: change cum loudly to louder (unseconded)
Twain: change “cum loudly” to eggplant and 3 3 droplet sweat emojis ammended
Woody: Motion to put “summa” before cum loudly
Kushal: “sum ma”
Final committee: create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon and knuckles sum ma cum loudly” Sold to Woody for 11$ Chaired: Which ma? Ligma.

==ANNOUNCEMENTS==
WE R KGB (Exec meetings? Maybe in UC 306 3-4 this Saturday)
No GBM next week, non-canonical unless enough people show up
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EVENT: LDOC picnic, meet UC Black chairs friday, 6pm, going to Schenley park
Mafia night (4:30, for reservation at 5) Please fill out the form

SCHMUCKS
Woody: silence
Tim: People on exec who were given wiki accounts that don’t work
Izzy: *
Liam: some motion
James: some motion
Woody: some motion
Oliver: Colors and GTFO (strike GTFO)
Kushal: Motion to end fanfic
FANFICTION OVER
Liam: motion to exit math mode
James: Motion to slash end fanfiction
Woody: colors, LIFO
Liam: Motion \usepackage tickz-amongus
Kushal:GTFO
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 ==SCHMUCKS==
 Woody: silence
 Tim: People on exec who were given wiki accounts that don’t work
 Izzy: *
 Liam: some motion
 James: some motion
 Woody: some motion
 Oliver: Colors and GTFO (strike GTFO)
 Kushal: Motion to end fanfic
 FANFICTION OVER
 Liam: motion to exit math mode
 James: Motion to slash end fanfiction
 Woody: colors, LIFO
 Liam: Motion \usepackage tickz-amongus
 Kushal:GTFO
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 ****
 Clap circle
 Passed, sold to Liam for 1$ chaired by jeb bush *
 Name: Motion to create the committee to brace yourselves, it’s coming Purpose: Tick, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock Tabled until: March 4th, 2024
 McKenna: Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping
+*
 Woody: Motion to pass by acclimation, Liam objects
 Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping, passed
 Oliver: Motion to create the nasa committee “NASA my dick”, failed by acclimation
 Sawyer: Motion to projected logo committee object to the projected logos from cars (passed) Sold to oliver for 4$, chaired by all deez nuts
 Liam: Motion to create the “motion to create the standing rule such that committees are standing rules committee” you know, like the first u letter (idk I feel attacked) (Been tabled until March 2024)
 Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that all motions proposed 37 minutes into the meeting are out of order, emoji :clock: (Failed)
 Various Harassment of Kevin
-Woody: Motion to create the you thought it was a time bomb committee “but it was I Dio committee” tabled until March 25 2024
+Make your own jokes committee - owned by no one
 James: Amend tabling to until pi years from now? (unfriendly- Passed)
 Charles: Table amendment (plz stop)
 Will untable in the middle of the summer of 2025 (pi years from 4/25)
 Been tabled
 Charles: Motion to allocate 420.69$ for this weeks event (passed, been allocated)
 Twain: Motion to allocate 69$ from James’s bank account for exec (undefined)
 Liam: Motion to create a standing rule such that may allocations have a minimum amount that must be spent, then Emoji: pound emoji, like english pound (Passed)
 Kushal: append then (friendly, been changed)
 James: amend then to than (no seconds)
 Woody: Call to question
 Oliver: motion to append “hivemind” unfriendly
 Liam has been saluted
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 Liam: Motion to change the name to the gaslighting committee, strong (motion to table - dilatory)
 Izzy: Motion to amend to gatekeep girlboss (out of order)
 James: Motion to append, “magical green chalk ghosts”
 Woody: Motion to table until April 22, 2024 (Passed, been tabled)
 Howard: Motion to create standing rule such that “every time a general body meeting starts allocate 100 hp) :drop of blood:
 failed
 Twain: Motion to create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it.”
 Oliver: append, “and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon”
 James: + “and knuckles”
 Liam: + “cum loudly”
 Izzy: amend “cum loudly” to the sound of cumming loudly (pursued) Failed
 CHAOS
 Howard: change cum loudly to louder (unseconded)
 Twain: change “cum loudly” to eggplant and 3 3 droplet sweat emojis ammended
 Woody: Motion to put “summa” before cum loudly
 Kushal: “sum ma”
 Final committee:  create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon and knuckles sum ma cum loudly” Sold to Woody for 11$ Chaired: Which ma? Ligma.
 ==ANNOUNCEMENTS==

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 ==OLD BUSINESS==
 Charles has the thing*
 Oliver: the fact that you’ll never see the thing again because Oliver is graduation*
 Order of the day
 /4 and 4/18 - Discussion of the floor is magma committee “excruciating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”. Tabled for a week
 ==NEW BUSINESS==

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 ==COMMITTEE REPORTS==
 Corn subsidies board: transferred to whoever knows how much corn
 Floor is lava: lava
 Kgbrewing: (some) beer on ground, various mishaps
 Penguin movie of the week: pokemon fan game penguin
 Hivemind: that nobody has final this semester, except for exec.
 Imaginary friends committee: formally invites adam adstar
 Adhoc misappropriated airports are terrible: “pittsburgh” “international” “airport”
 Stupid history - Julia
 Culinary standards - twain
 Floor is lava - charles
 KGB govt in exile - Sawyer (will go to the hague)
 Floor is lava on this
 Hivemind - Sawyer and report
 The committee to burn down, r7, not burn down r7, and r7 committee - charles
 committee to assassinate the president - Kaylie
 Booth committee: still a booth org, looking for chars, meeting porter hall A16 (probably) before event
 Hivemind - Kushal
 Executive committee - Kushal
 Twain stole executive entertained?

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 ==OFFICER REPORTS==
 Kevin: Puzzlehunt
 Twain: No puzzlehunt, hackathon, “the corn subsidies board”, birthday on Friday (unicorn)
 Charles: saw grandparents, difficulty adjusting to on campus food, picnic is on Friday
 Izzy: Did not go to puzzlehunt, inching closer to finals, ready to be done
 Julia: bad garlic knot
 Howard: finals, womp womp, challenge: Izzy lost, waiting to be signed over
 Kaylie: suddenly had motivation, worked 16 hrs straight, hammock today
 ==COMMITTEE REPORTS==