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MEETING 5/2\n\nREPORTS\n\nKevin: Movie\n\nTwain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad, \n\nNew person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park\n\nCharles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying\n\nKushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend\n\nJulia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy\n\nHoward: Little studying\n\nKaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!\n\nCommittee Reports\n\nCommittee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office\n\nTotally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm\n\nCorn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel\n\nCats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :(\n\nAd hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB)\n\nAd hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel\n\nPenguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving\n\nSword of gamocles: \n\nPinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders”\n\nMotion to take L: Out of order\n\nAdhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic\n\nOut of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :(\n\nTim: bruschetta hor’deurves\n\nLiam: everything is too much worse\n\nKaylie: we have an event this week\n\nOLD BUSINESS\n\nOliver has the thing \n\nThe fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault\n\n4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.”\n\nMotion to table until until October 1 2022, \n\nAmendment to 2202, failed (0-2)\n\nPassed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022\n\nAssassination attempts have been made on the president\n\nNEW BUSINESS\n\nHoward: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps\n\nOliver: Motion to table for one week (passed)\n\nLiam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order)\n\n“adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week\n\nJames: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees\n\nTwain: motion to table for a week\n\nPassed: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week\n\nLiam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow\n\nHoward: mad about hexcode\n\nKushal: not my fault\n\nHoward: all part of my plan\n\nJames: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe\n\nLiam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing\n\nOliver: eat beets\n\nLiam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots\n\nKaylie: motion to left\n\nTim: space program for mixing stars and piss\n\nCosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard\n\nLiam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign) \n\nCharles: dimensional analysis, $^2\n\nLiam: understand that dollars are scalars\n\nKevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.)\n\nTim: if you fold dollars can be square\n\nJames: mail dollar to KGB\n\nLiam: mail James to KGB, needs funds\n\nPassed! New standing rule.\n\nCharles: motion to the floor\n\nOliver: motion to table for two weeks\n\nJames: motion to table for 2 weeks\n\nLiam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that”\n\nSold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”\n\nKaylie: is the floor lava\n\nFloor is lava committee: yes\n\nTim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace”\n\nOliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly\n\nKaylie: magma these nuts\n\nSold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets\n\nANNOUNCEMENTS\n\nWE R KGB\n\nNo more meetings, no more exec meetings\n\nEvent sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy\n\nSummer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there\n\nSCHMUCKS\n\nKushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested\n\nOliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise\n\nLiam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole\n\nTim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix\n\nLiam: buy moar tangerines\n\nKushal: Space\n\nKushal: purple purple GTFO\n\n\n\n

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−	~~MEETING 5/2\n\nREPORTS\n\nKevin~~: Movie~~\n\nTwain~~: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad, ~~\n\nNew~~ person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park~~\n\nCharles~~: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying~~\n\nKushal~~ (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend~~\n\nJulia~~: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy~~\n\nHoward~~: Little studying~~\n\nKaylie~~: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!~~\n\nCommittee Reports\n\nCommittee~~ to assassinate president: nerf gun from office~~\n\nTotally~~ aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm~~\n\nCorn~~ subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel~~\n\nCats~~ are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :(~~\n\nAd~~ hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB)~~\n\nAd~~ hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel~~\n\nPenguin~~ movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving~~\n\nSword~~ of gamocles: ~~\n\nPinnacles~~ of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders”~~\n\nMotion~~ to take L: Out of order~~\n\nAdhoc~~ words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic~~\n\nOut~~ of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :(~~\n\nTim~~: bruschetta hor’deurves~~\n\nLiam~~: everything is too much worse~~\n\nKaylie~~: we have an event this week~~\n\nOLD~~ BUSINESS~~\n\nOliver~~ has the thing ~~\n\nThe~~ fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault~~\n\n4~~/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.”~~\n\nMotion~~ to table until until October 1 2022, ~~\n\nAmendment~~ to 2202, failed (0-2)~~\n\nPassed~~, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022~~\n\nAssassination~~ attempts have been made on the president~~\n\nNEW~~ BUSINESS~~\n\nHoward~~: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps~~\n\nOliver~~: Motion to table for one week (passed)~~\n\nLiam~~: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order)~~\n\n“adhoc~~ study for finals committee” been tabled for a week~~\n\nJames~~: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees~~\n\nTwain~~: motion to table for a week~~\n\nPassed~~: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week~~\n\nLiam~~: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow~~\n\nHoward~~: mad about hexcode~~\n\nKushal~~: not my fault~~\n\nHoward~~: all part of my plan~~\n\nJames~~: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe~~\n\nLiam~~: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing~~\n\nOliver~~: eat beets~~\n\nLiam~~: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots~~\n\nKaylie~~: motion to left~~\n\nTim~~: space program for mixing stars and piss~~\n\nCosmic~~ Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard~~\n\nLiam~~: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign) ~~\n\nCharles~~: dimensional analysis, $^2~~\n\nLiam~~: understand that dollars are scalars~~\n\nKevin~~ gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.)~~\n\nTim~~: if you fold dollars can be square~~\n\nJames~~: mail dollar to KGB~~\n\nLiam~~: mail James to KGB, needs funds~~\n\nPassed~~! New standing rule.~~\n\nCharles~~: motion to the floor~~\n\nOliver~~: motion to table for two weeks~~\n\nJames~~: motion to table for 2 weeks~~\n\nLiam~~: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that”~~\n\nSold~~ to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”~~\n\nKaylie~~: is the floor lava~~\n\nFloor~~ is lava committee: yes~~\n\nTim~~: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace”~~\n\nOliver~~: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly~~\n\nKaylie~~: magma these nuts~~\n\nSold~~ to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets~~\n\nANNOUNCEMENTS\n\nWE~~ R KGB~~\n\nNo~~ more meetings, no more exec meetings~~\n\nEvent~~ sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy~~\n\nSummer~~ meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there~~\n\nSCHMUCKS\n\nKushal~~: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested~~\n\nOliver~~: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise~~\n\nLiam~~: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole~~\n\nTim~~: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix~~\n\nLiam~~: buy moar tangerines~~\n\nKushal~~: Space~~\n\nKushal~~: purple purple GTFO~~\n\n\n\n~~	+	==OFFICER REPORTS==
		+	- Kevin: Movie
		+	- Twain: was supposed to volunteer, felt bad,
		+	- New person!!!:Chun/Chad, freshman, formal logic computation/Russian, from vietnam originally, pittsburgh since 3 years old, sometimes goes to park
		+	- Charles: has two finals on same day tomorrow, definitely studying
		+	- Kushal (Izzy): Has no clue what he did this weekend
		+	- Julia: Little studying, Szechuan food is spicy
		+	- Howard: Little studying
		+	- Kaylie: Antidepressants kicked in!!! Likes being alive now!!!! No finals!!!
		+
		+	==COMMITTEE REPORTS==
		+	- Committee to assassinate president: nerf gun from office
		+	- Totally aboveboard arms committee: not carrying an unregistered fire alarm
		+	- Corn subsidies board: $8.13 a bushel
		+	- Cats are stupid: cat jumped on stove, 500$ vet bill :(
		+	- Ad hoc point of order: KGB or MI6 (KGB)
		+	- Ad hoc ambiguous motions: kaylie almost cartwheel
		+	- Penguin movie of the week: not sure what it is, playing as leaving
		+	- Sword of gamocles:
		+	- Pinnacles of American journalism: “Biden’s Agenda at home Founders”
		+	- Motion to take L: Out of order
		+	- Adhoc words sounding similar: Twain identifies as asthmatic asiatic
		+	- Out of hors’deurves committee: no bucca di beppo :(
		+	- Tim: bruschetta hor’deurves
		+	- Liam: everything is too much worse
		+	- Kaylie: we have an event this week
		+	OLD BUSINESS
		+	Oliver has the thing
		+	The fact that everyone is trying to murder Kevin is not Kaylie’s fault
		+
		+	4/4,18,25 - Floor is magma committee, purpose “excrutiating discussions about the difference between magma and lava.”
		+	- Motion to table until until October 1 2022,
		+	- Amendment to 2202, failed (0-2)
		+	- Passed, floor is magma committee tabled until october 1, 2022
		+	Assassination attempts have been made on the president
		+
		+	==NEW BUSINESS==
		+	- Howard: Motion to make the “adhoc study for finals committee” purpose: try to stop procrastinating, maybe, perhaps
		+	- Oliver: Motion to table for one week (passed)
		+	- Liam: Motion to untable procrastination committee (out of order)
		+	- “adhoc study for finals committee” been tabled for a week
		+
		+	- James: Motion to make “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees
		+	- Twain: motion to table for a week
		+	- Passed: been “it is now later committeee” purpose: deal with tabled committees, tabled for one week
		+
		+	- Liam: motion to create the cosmic latte committee, purpose: to reckon with the fact that the background color of the universe is piss yellow
		+	- Howard: mad about hexcode
		+	- Kushal: not my fault
		+	- Howard: all part of my plan
		+	- James: motion to force kushal to change the background color of the universe
		+	- Liam: If you average the colors of stars and piss same thing
		+	- Oliver: eat beets
		+	- Liam: motion to allocate 20$ for the purpose of buying baseball bats to hit kidneys in parking lots
		+	- Kaylie: motion to left
		+	- Tim: space program for mixing stars and piss
		+	- Cosmic Latte Committee, sold for 13$ to Liam, chaired by Howard
		+
		+	- Liam: motion to create standing rule, such that you can bid two values to bid them together, two zombie = 12$, corn job = 180$. (Emoji = heavy times sign)
		+	- Charles: dimensional analysis, $^2
		+	- Liam: understand that dollars are scalars
		+	- Kevin gets roasted for not doing his job last year (mailbox etc.)
		+	- Tim: if you fold dollars can be square
		+	- James: mail dollar to KGB
		+	- Liam: mail James to KGB, needs funds
		+	- Passed! New standing rule.
		+
		+	- Charles: motion to the floor
		+	- Oliver: motion to table for two weeks
		+	- James: motion to table for 2 weeks
		+	- Liam: motion to create the confusing sandwiches committee, purpose: “basically that”
		+	- Sold to Oliver for 7$, chaired by: “Sand-dis”
		+
		+	- Kaylie: is the floor lava
		+	- Floor is lava committee: yes
		+	- Tim: motion to create “Charles hood magma memorial committee”, purpose: “rest in peace”
		+	- Oliver: motion to ammend to ligma, unfriendly
		+	- Kaylie: magma these nuts
		+	- Sold to James for 3$, chaired: all the hoods on Charles’s jackets
		+
		+	==ANNOUNCEMENTS==
		+	WE R KGB
		+	No more meetings, no more exec meetings
		+	Event sign ups closed, but we are meeting at 5:30 wednesday to go to Bucca di Beppo, message exec if want to go and haven’t signed up, dress fancy
		+	Summer meetings, if you’re in town, Doherty steps, 5:30, do fake meeting, just like 20 minutes, then get food. If in pittsburgh over the summer people will be there
		+
		+	==SCHMUCKS==
		+	Kushal: graduation party on Saturday, let Kushal know if interested
		+	Oliver: more booth shirts, react to message in discord if interested, min order is 12 shirts, 15$ for dues paying member, 20$ otherwise
		+	Liam: on wednesday we are going to Giuseppe’s hole
		+	Tim: good luck on finals, have nice summer, vulpix
		+	Liam: buy moar tangerines
		+	Kushal: Space
		+	Kushal: purple purple GTFO