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<p>Dredging minutes from the depths of #the-minutes</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>meeting 9/5<br /> <br /> kevin: fish<br /> <br /> twain: made pasta, did not hang out with friend<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE!!!!<br /> <br /> cassidy, she/her, sophomore, utah, was at party yesterday<br /> <br /> theo, he/him, freshman, philadelphia, has a dog<br /> <br /> charles: fish as well<br /> <br /> izzy: also made pasta, did hang out with friend, coerced cassidy into coming to gbm<br /> <br /> howard: also also made pasta, also did hang out with friend<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> meal block: 5, corn: 7<br /> <br /> penguin movie of the week: did not watch penguin movies, penguins appeared on google home <br /> <br /> unnecessary additions to penguin movie of the week: learned how to say penguin in italian<br /> <br /> technowizards: kgb needs a technowizard to run a server to serve real purposes, message chood for details<br /> <br /> pinguino movie of the week: google home did not have volume, so it counts as italian<br /> <br /> fake italian accent: fake italian accent<br /> <br /> spirit of spirit of thing to kushal - he will not return the spirit of the spirit of the thing is not his fault<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> charles: motion.<br /> <br /> -dilatory<br /> <br /> tim: motion to the ocean<br /> <br /> mckenna: motion to create committee mr. propaganda machine, purpose: create dalle prompts<br /> <br /> -twain: pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> -passed<br /> <br /> --sold for $3 to mckenna, chaired by all dalle users and all robots<br /> <br /> kushal: what happened to emoji thing<br /> <br /> -it was a standing rule, now sitting<br /> <br /> tim: motion to create committee for espionage, purpose: welcome to a bunch of email lists<br /> <br /> -passed<br /> <br /> sold for $1 to tim, chair: whoever the chairs of the last committee for espionage was <br /> <br /> mckenna: do old committees die or live on forever<br /> <br /> -they die once they're forgotten<br /> <br /> try not to think about it <br /> <br /> twain: motion to create a standing rule: anytime a committee is sold for &gt;$10, kevin must raise his voice for rest of meeting, emoji: 💰 <br /> <br /> friendly <br /> <br /> &quot;raised&quot; specifically means &quot;higher&quot; <br /> <br /> mckenna: append: if you don't want to, spin in place every 5 minutes <br /> <br /> unfriendly, friendly if it stacked <br /> <br /> theo: demonstration? <br /> <br /> kevin: voice crack <br /> <br /> kushal: amend: kevin can raise either pitch or volume as he chooses<br /> <br /> prospekt: amend: pitch/volume can overflow<br /> <br /> howard: amend: physically raise kevin off the ground<br /> <br /> tim: resignation won't save you<br /> <br /> kushal: amend: &quot;kevin&quot; to &quot;chair&quot;<br /> <br /> kushal: demonstration?<br /> <br /> tim: call the question<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> mckenna: motion to pull general body to create dalle prompt<br /> <br /> twain: defer to hivemind<br /> <br /> &quot;the president in an abstract made outfit and his cat propaganda&quot;<br /> <br /> kushal: motion to create standing rule: anytime hivemind reports, it is automatically run through dalle, emoji: :menacing~1: <br /> <br /> twain: fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> mckenna: add max per meeting<br /> <br /> failed<br /> <br /> twain: call for new people<br /> <br /> tin, is, freshman, hong kong, was figure skating champion (TOO INTERESTING) is 18<br /> <br /> twain: motion to ⁠unknown asmr mode as whispering<br /> <br /> twain: motion to create (applause): interrupted by kushal, emoji: 💩 <br /> <br /> mckenna: pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> charles: motion to allocate $420.69 for this week's event <br /> <br /> kushal: not if i can't have any<br /> <br /> charles: motion to amend: also money to ship food to kushal<br /> <br /> -against bylaws<br /> <br /> howard: amend: send pictures of food to kushal<br /> <br /> twain: motion to create old meat committee<br /> <br /> howard: amend: set up separate area for grilling old meat, then send to kushal<br /> <br /> twain: beef?<br /> <br /> mckenna: where is the beef<br /> <br /> twain: leaves the room<br /> <br /> kushal: beef is in kage(?)<br /> <br /> howard: cheese balls are probably attracting cockroaches<br /> <br /> prospekt: motion to name cheese balls &quot;schrodinger's balls&quot;<br /> <br /> tim: call question<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> (pictures of said meat)<br /> <br /> charles: motion to create committee to identify kushal's address, purpose: that<br /> <br /> tim: is it 1 main street<br /> <br /> -no<br /> <br /> tim: is it 2 main street<br /> <br /> -no<br /> <br /> twain: endorsed by find kushal's ssn committee<br /> <br /> tim: is it 12<br /> <br /> -higher<br /> <br /> tim: is it 2b main street<br /> <br /> -no<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> sold for $11 to tim, chair: all residents of main street<br /> <br /> kushal: motion to create committee to find kevin's vocal range upper limit, purpose: to be bid on for experiments <br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> sold for $11 to kushal, chair: kevin, but only in a loud/high voice<br /> <br /> theo: report from just formed committee?<br /> <br /> kevin: fuck you<br /> <br /> howard: motion to create vocal overflow committee, purpose: that<br /> <br /> mckenna: antiseconded<br /> <br /> howard: unfriendly<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> kevin: i'm going to make you all suffer<br /> <br /> sold for $11 to howard, chair: disbanded<br /> <br /> howard: one quick motion to create vocal overflow #2 committee, purpose: that <br /> <br /> -seconded a lot<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> sold for $11 to howard, chair: disbanded 2 <br /> <br /> kevin: voice crack<br /> <br /> kevin: overflow<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> gbms, events on fridays, 9/9 underground tour, meet at 7pm at black chairs<br /> <br /> dress in conspicuously<br /> <br /> technowizard committee is real, talk to chood if interested<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> howard: ghost of vocal overflow committee: it took 3<br /> <br /> charles: kremlin party 9/10 at 8pm until very late<br /> <br /> tim: motion to create broken kevin committee<br /> <br /> kushal: have we broken you kevin<br /> <br /> -a little <br /> <br /> tim: colors<br /> <br /> mckenna: mauve gtfo</div>

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