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<p>I&#039;m worried about the future, in many different parallel channels</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 10/3<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: slept for 8 hours on one day<br /> <br /> Twain: celebrated friend’s 21st birthday<br /> <br /> Charles: played watchdogs, EVENT: kontent, create memes (not posters) on friday, KGB unofficial shindig (after event)<br /> <br /> Izzy: had a weird dream where parents forced to go on vacation, PRAVDA<br /> <br /> Julia: Made crepes<br /> <br /> Howard: nothing, clear the decks<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> mealblock: 5$<br /> <br /> Tim: corn is 6.81<br /> <br /> Anthony: still getting succulents (mis. plants)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: fear the owl: lots of updates, keep up on streak<br /> <br /> Izzy: fear the owl: it is too late for her family, apologize<br /> <br /> Kaylie: OSHA violoations, over the weekend, tabs (black curtains) started flying out at head height to avoid lighting fixtures, got told they might catch on fire<br /> <br /> Elise: Photography, a groundhog on a grave<br /> <br /> McKenna: mis. owl : my cat has stolen my cake<br /> <br /> McKenna: Mr. Propaganda machine “we d hes just a large boy avacado are from mexico”<br /> <br /> Avalon has the thing, kaylie got the spirit of the thing, not fault: almost setting curtains on fire<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SPECIAL BUSINESS<br /> <br /> BOOTH VOTE<br /> <br /> (don’t actually have to be a dues paying member)<br /> <br /> voting yes is committing a not insignificant amount of time to helping (some effort — about 1.5 - 2hrs once a week), abstention is can’t commit personal time<br /> <br /> Booth chairs work in november to make documentation, approved in January <br /> <br /> build jan-feb until spring break<br /> <br /> Move on right after spring break<br /> <br /> Tear down Sunday after carnival<br /> <br /> Last year, wanted about 20 hours work on booth week <br /> <br /> VOTES <br /> <br /> Kevin: yes<br /> <br /> Twain: abstension<br /> <br /> Charles: yes<br /> <br /> Izzy: abstension<br /> <br /> Julia: yes<br /> <br /> Howard: yes<br /> <br /> Kaylie: abstension<br /> <br /> Teddy: yes<br /> <br /> Elise: yes<br /> <br /> Sydney: yes<br /> <br /> Avalon: abstension<br /> <br /> Tim: abstension<br /> <br /> Daniel: abstension<br /> <br /> Nick: abstension<br /> <br /> Anthony: abstension<br /> <br /> Prospekt: abstain<br /> <br /> Nick: abstain <br /> <br /> McKenna: yes<br /> <br /> Passed (we are probably making a booth, and it will be a blitz)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ORDERS OF THE DAY<br /> <br /> April 4th 2022 and May 2nd - motion to create the floor is magma committtee “excrutiating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”<br /> <br /> Charles- motion to table for half a year <br /> <br /> Elise: if we have it does it go away<br /> <br /> Tim: this will be right during carnival<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Last week &amp; the week before: poll Mr.propaganda machine for “the average color of every El Gallo in the universe” <br /> <br /> YeeHaw conducted<br /> <br /> Challenge! <br /> <br /> Anthony: YeeHaw<br /> <br /> Been polled (images in meeting nonverbal)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> New Business<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create the this is just a reminder that gerrymandering is legal committee, “demonstrate gerrymandering”<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to change purpose to “to mander many gerries” <br /> <br /> friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Anthony: gerrymandering<br /> <br /> Gerrymandering groups: 17 people, no gerrymandering this time <br /> <br /> Passed Sold for 10.13$ to Anthony chaired by Gerry Mander Seinfeld<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make the Jerry Space Mander committee “to commemorate Gerry Erwin Mander, communist, activist”<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Sold for 1$ to McKenna, chaired by anyone who does not consider themself a communist<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: motion to create a standing rule to sit down standing rule 27 (gerrymandering) emoji ballot box, succulent jade, the jade plant<br /> <br /> Anthony: require have categories beforehand (this would have to be a different standing rule)<br /> <br /> Nick: standardized gerrymandering map?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: gerrymandering committee should meet and report minutes to recsec<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to re-divide the partitions would be more friendly<br /> <br /> Failed, RIP jade<br /> <br /> McKenna: ? about uniqueness of <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to request a report from the plant misappropriation committee, <br /> <br /> Anthony: may names by word definition committee<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Howard: motion to allocate 69$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Charles: ammend to 69$ and 420 cents (passed)<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to ammend such that the allocation cannot be used to buy Summit Cola <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to ammend that it must be given in strictly non-sequential bills, serial numbers are not sequential (unfriendly, not pursued)<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to ammend such that a little sticky note is given to the person who is utilizing the allocation to buy little sandwich boxes from costco maybe <br /> <br /> PASSED, have SIPPY SIPS AND NUMMY NUMS<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make the El Gallora El Galloro committee, “to distribute propaganda against organizations that the KGB disapproves of” <br /> <br /> Sold for 1$ to McKenna: chaired by McKenna<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that 36 minutes after the start of the meeting, the first person to make a motion to allocate money for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event gets to determine whether the allocation may be used to buy summit cola.<br /> <br /> succulent: Cappy one of those little cactuses, bottle emoji<br /> <br /> Avalon: what clock<br /> <br /> Kaylie: At any point after 36 minutes into the meeting<br /> <br /> Nick: what if the money is allocated before this time<br /> <br /> Kaylie: if charles calls for the allocation before that, he gets to decide<br /> <br /> McKenna: more details for clock will be as defined by time by current best clock (highest in the room as compared to the highest clock at the start of meeting)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: if the person who makes this motion is not charles, they may shame charles, saying shame, shame<br /> <br /> Twain: ammend shame motion to shame<br /> <br /> McKenna: mis. bullying committee, no stop<br /> <br /> Passed, been STOOD<br /> <br /> Sold for $10.15 to Daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 69 cents for summit cola for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to shame charles<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to ammend to 73 cents for tax (friendly been changed)<br /> <br /> Nick: commend charles on such a great idea this time, really hope everyone votes for this<br /> <br /> Kevin decides (tie), FAILED <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that you’re allowed to bring summit cola to an event as long as you take a sip in front of anyone at the event, emoji: woozy face, succulent is named summit cola<br /> <br /> PASSED, been STOOD (only applies to events during general body meeting)<br /> <br /> sold to Daniel for 1$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to create a standing rule such that GBMs are defined as events for the purpose of the previous standing rule (fails, no seconds)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: standing rule such that if the president asks for a chair of a standing rule after the auction of a standing rule more than two times during a meeting, they are ejected from the meeting, and we elect a new chair of the meeting, emoji: chair_down, succulent: exit sign<br /> <br /> Nick: anticommend this motion, thinks it would be rude to kick him out, would not like to pay for it<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to salute nick<br /> <br /> Izzy: mis. committee to assassinate president commends this motion, would like to eject the chair and take his place<br /> <br /> Kaylie: you children do not understand, we’re supposed to be mean to the chair, tradition to make standing rules to eject the chair because it’s funny<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to anticommend because it would allow Kevin to escape<br /> <br /> PASSED BEEN STOOD <br /> <br /> sold for 1$ to Kaylie<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Real &amp; relevant announcements<br /> <br /> Exec is as mature as 5 year olds<br /> <br /> Meetings Uc 306, 12:30-1:30 on sundays<br /> <br /> Charles: Event - Kontent, just at computers with food, people tend to create sort of funny posters, unrelated to KGB<br /> <br /> Afterwards, small party after event on Friday<br /> <br /> Kevin: Exec has voted to extend dues paying period until October 30th (for continuing membership)<br /> <br /> Looking for murder mystery writers, murder mystery will be Nov 4th<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Twain: friend was wearing a penguins shirt far from pittsburgh, says lets go pens, homophobe thought it said lets go penis<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to I dunno fuck<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to colors, GITFO<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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