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<p>minute? I hardly even know it</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 10/10<br /> <br /> Officer reports<br /> <br /> Kevin: ran in donut dash<br /> <br /> Twain: befriended a goose<br /> <br /> Charles: did skateboarding EVENT: movie night<br /> <br /> Izzy: was on tech for fall concert<br /> <br /> Julia: drank chai, couldn’t sleep<br /> <br /> Howard: may be addicted to caffeine<br /> <br /> Kaylie: hammocking, pickle hat <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Anthony: plant mis.<br /> <br /> Twain: mis. plant mis: saw lots of plants in pots very stealable, in virginia<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock: 5$<br /> <br /> Izzy: mis. mis. plant mis: it is very disappointed in mis. plant mis. for not misappropriating plants<br /> <br /> Twain: mis. corn subsidies: $6.97<br /> <br /> Kaylie: OSHA violations, sound guy put wires in fire door, punched wall. If someone commits a title 9 violation, report it <br /> <br /> Avalon: English teacher laughing<br /> <br /> Nick: ad hoc where’s tim committee: where’s tim?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Kaylie has the thing in PTM (on campus) Twain gets spirit of thing “the thing doesn’t get to visit san diego” is not their fault<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that if you come into meeting wearing red and green we sing we wish you a merry christmas. When someone walks in the room and they’re wearing both red and green, whoever stands up first and says it’s [insert month], and leads everyone one iteration of the song. <br /> <br /> emoji: christmas tree, succulent: spruce christmas tree name tom<br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to ammend such that it covers all holidays with a set of colors associated with it, and etc. (dilatory)<br /> <br /> McKenna: declare/how long sing<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend to only when we see someone walk (already covered)<br /> <br /> McKenna: could make people leave and come back for singing<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to ammend such that this rule always applies to the chair or former chair of the meeting regardless of whether they are wearing red or green <br /> <br /> Avalon: does this apply to all former chairs <br /> <br /> Kevin: would like it to be former chairs of the current meeting<br /> <br /> Kaylie: booth chairs?<br /> <br /> Izzy: now<br /> <br /> Howard: if it happens at every time it’s not funny<br /> <br /> McKenna: prefers if this was in a new standing rule with a new song. Otherwise could be a song about coming back? <br /> <br /> Kaylie<br /> <br /> PASSED, been ammended<br /> <br /> PASSED, been stood <br /> <br /> Sold for 5$ to Kaylie<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: standing rule such that at the beginning of meeting there must be one chair designated as the chair chair emoji: wheelchair succulent: chair called kevin<br /> <br /> Anthony: chair designated by a motion (adhoc during committee reports)<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend “designating chair” automatically designated to be all the molecules that form below Kevin’s ass. (Like air could be a chair) (FAILED)<br /> <br /> PASSED, been stood sold for 0$ to nobody<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to create something similar to the mace of the house of representatives for the sergeant at arms. (dilatory)<br /> <br /> Izzy: requesting report from the #define committee to find out if there’s anything #defined as a weapon<br /> <br /> Howard: some shit about maces in house of representatives<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create a committee for people who are fresh to the club to partake in isness “new business”<br /> <br /> Sold for 2.13$ to Anthony, chaired by Mr. Business<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: new standing rule such that bids with a prime number of cents excluding whole dollars are forbidden in auction emoji: <br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend such that the if the number of cents is above 50, <br /> <br /> FAILED, no standing rule<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 420 yen for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Charles: ammending to allocate an additional 420 yen for sippy sips and nummy nums<br /> <br /> Nick: Motion to ammend such that 14X420 yen is allocated for this week’s event <br /> <br /> PASSED, been ammended<br /> <br /> PASSED, been allocated <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to #define “doing a michael erdman” as wearing a hat and sunglasses to meeting<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to purple<br /> <br /> PASSED, been #defined <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to poll mr. propaganda machine <br /> <br /> Hivemind: “Italian people when chris pratt becomes mario end report” (violates content policy)<br /> <br /> Hivemind: “Nintendo pizza party time is Dasani in callipygian<br /> <br /> sepia propaganda”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that you can make a motion verify someone’s identity, if seconded, you can ask them a question, and they must state a true fact, but it does not have to be relevant to the question. If the fact is not true, the detective is very sad. Emoji: person with magnifying glass succulent: named ??? <br /> <br /> Kaylie: committee to guess Kushal’s social security number approves of this motion<br /> <br /> Nick: do you have to make a motion? <br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend name of succulent to [redacted[, friendly, been changed <br /> <br /> Sold for $4.51 to Alex<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to verify Kevin’s identity “who will” <br /> <br /> Kevin: I’m alive<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to verify charles’s identity “why did you choose to wear sunglasses today” <br /> <br /> Charles: P=NP (The detective may or may not be sad)<br /> <br /> Izzy: Motion to create the *laughing too much* (dilatory)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Motion to listen to the wind<br /> <br /> Howard: who will<br /> <br /> Kaylie: whoever is running for president next year see me after class<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to create the “will committee” purpose: to find out who will<br /> <br /> Sold for 7$ to daniel chaired by: who will<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> cha cha slide<br /> <br /> We R KGB<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS <br /> <br /> Kevin: exec meetings UC 306<br /> <br /> Charles: Event: movie night, MMA14 at 7:00, vote on voting system, then movie<br /> <br /> Kevin: murder mystery Nov. 4th, sign up pretty soon, for this event you need to sign up if you want to be a character in the mystery (can show up to hang out/be non-story character) will be in the discord<br /> <br /> Kaylie: we will find out carnival theme this weekend, think of ideas over spring break.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Kaylie: playground, first week of december, will have an installation<br /> <br /> Anthony: making free pasta in Hammerschlag at 7pm at some point this week. Homemade marinara.<br /> <br /> Daniel: who sets the standard for the pasta<br /> <br /> Kaylie: my show is opening this weekend, wednesday-saturday (box office) - as you like it - Shakespeare<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: Gitfo<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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