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<p>Hell of a catch, with all these fish</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Officer reports<br /> <br /> Kevin - fish<br /> <br /> Chood^WTwain - Poway. Sandiego.<br /> <br /> Chood - Petting zoo that probably did not give him pinkeye because he didnt touch any animals<br /> <br /> Izzy - fish<br /> <br /> Julia^Howie - fish<br /> <br /> Howie - Mom is living in the 'burgh for the next couple months and threw away all his crap<br /> <br /> Doris^WKaylie - fish<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Aresh - procrastination fish fish fish fish fish<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Who gets the spirit of the thing? Alex. fish fish 451 fish<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy - Retroactive misappropriated corn subsidies board: corn is at 69. Nice<br /> <br /> Kevin - Questionable units and truthfulness<br /> <br /> Chood - Allocate $69 c420 for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Motion fails<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy - Motion to call everyone who has attended a GBM more than three times to ask them to come<br /> <br /> Alex - Motion to call those people fish<br /> <br /> Howie - Motion to call<br /> <br /> Kevin - Dilatory<br /> <br /> Howie - Motion to call Nick to ask about meal blocks<br /> <br /> Kevin - That is not a valid operation in GBM<br /> <br /> Aresh - Why?<br /> <br /> Kevin - This is a parliamentary procedure and such things don't make phone calls<br /> <br /> Izzy - Create a standing rule to make it possible to make a motion to call someone. If the motion passes by majority vote, the person who created the motion must call the given person<br /> <br /> Alex - Is this really something we can do<br /> <br /> Kevin - Sure!<br /> <br /> Kevin - Izzy, what if the phone number is not known?<br /> <br /> Izzy - Then someone has to give the caller the callee's phone number. If no one has it, the motion fails.<br /> <br /> Howie - Amendment: if we can't call the person, then call the chair instead<br /> <br /> Izzy - Should we include something about ejecting the chair from the meeting?<br /> <br /> Howie - We can make a standing rule that no one at normal GBMs knows about<br /> <br /> Izzy - Call the question<br /> <br /> Motion passes<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving on to an auction. Do I hear a dollar?<br /> <br /> Howie - Point of order: what is the emoji and succulent?<br /> <br /> Izzy - emoji: rotary phone, succulent: ghostbusters<br /> <br /> Howie - Who you gonna call?<br /> <br /> Kevin - Probably me<br /> <br /> Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?<br /> <br /> Aresh - One<br /> <br /> Howie - Two<br /> <br /> Kevin - Sold to Howie for $2. You might be wondering, what's the benefit? There is none.<br /> <br /> Howie - Incidentally, I also own the standing rule that says we can auction off standing rules<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Alex - Make a standing rule such that whoever bought the rule can terminate it<br /> <br /> Howie - Like a switch?<br /> <br /> Alex - Yes, they can turn it on and off<br /> <br /> Kevin - I am concerned about this<br /> <br /> Kevin - The chair would look favorable upon more info about how the standing rules get turned on/off<br /> <br /> Alex - Has to be done as a motion, during meeting<br /> <br /> Kevin - When within meeting?<br /> <br /> Alex - Whenever they have the floor, as a motion<br /> <br /> Aresh - That motion, would you have to vote on it?<br /> <br /> Alex - The owner should decide unilaterally<br /> <br /> Kevin - This is concerning<br /> <br /> Howie - I want to strike this<br /> <br /> Kevin - This standing rule needs a succulent and emoji<br /> <br /> Alex - Woozy emoji, succulent in my dad's backyard<br /> <br /> Kevin - has woozy been used before?<br /> <br /> Alex - Probably. How about the devil face? The fish one.<br /> <br /> Alex - How are we supposed to know which ones are free?<br /> <br /> Kevin - Tim.<br /> <br /> Doris - Is this intentionally fascist?<br /> <br /> Alex - It's capitalism because it involves spending money<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Kevin - Tie, I break it: failed.<br /> <br /> Izzy - Should we just eject the chair?<br /> <br /> Howie - Motion to create a standing rule such that whenever there is a tie during a vote of creation, each group chooses a physical representative to throw hands. Whoever wins by the president's choice, <br /> <br /> Kevin - Fighting is against the law<br /> <br /> Howie - I said throwing hands.<br /> <br /> Howie - How about they choose a representative to build a paper airplane<br /> <br /> Kevin - Dilatory<br /> <br /> Alex - What is dilatory?<br /> <br /> Kevin - When it's a waste of time<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Chood - Motion to create a standing rule such that we can create a motion to eject the chair<br /> <br /> Kevin - Dilatory<br /> <br /> Alex - Does dilatory mean you don't like it<br /> <br /> Kevin - You are all terrible people. Elaborate on how the motion is not dilatory<br /> <br /> Chood - Idk<br /> <br /> Aresh - Amend to create a pointlessly long list of requirements, e.g. an explanation of why the chair should be ejected<br /> <br /> Kevin - Still dilatory<br /> <br /> Howie - Amend such that the motion can be made any time during meeting (except rule 0) but the current chair has to agree with it<br /> <br /> Chood - Friendly<br /> <br /> Howie - As an addon, cooldown of 30 minutes<br /> <br /> Chood - Unfriendly<br /> <br /> Howie - 20 minutes<br /> <br /> Chood - Unfriendly<br /> <br /> Howie - Pursue<br /> <br /> Kevin - Also we don't have a emoji/succulent<br /> <br /> Aresh - Is there an order to succession?<br /> <br /> Howie - President, 1VP, 2VP, ...<br /> <br /> Kevin - There is also a process for voting on chairs, not well defined in Robert's Rules, we have done it in the past but not last year<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Amendment passes<br /> <br /> Kevin - Please choose an emoji/succulent<br /> <br /> Howie - Rocket, James<br /> <br /> Kevin - What has to cool down for the cooldown?<br /> <br /> Howie - Ill defined<br /> <br /> Kevin - Someone should fix that<br /> <br /> Chood - Why dont we just remove the amendment?<br /> <br /> Kevin - Pls no<br /> <br /> Howie - Sure whatever<br /> <br /> Chood - Is this allowed under Robert's Rules?<br /> <br /> Kevin - I think so<br /> <br /> Kevin - Charles, how is this written in the minutes?<br /> <br /> Chood - I just write everything verbatim<br /> <br /> Kevin - I wish Julia were here<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Amendment passed<br /> <br /> [WTF IS GOING ON IM SO LOST...]<br /> <br /> Izzy - Motion to salute Charles<br /> <br /> Charles - [sobbing emoji]<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Motion failed<br /> <br /> Howie - TLDR we wasted time<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Howie - Standing rule such that everyone enters the meeting with 100 HP and when it hits 0 you're ejected. Emoji: sword, succulent: fish.<br /> <br /> Aresh - What leads to someone's HP changing?<br /> <br /> Howie - Not defined yet. This standing rule merely introduces the HP system.<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Motion passed<br /> <br /> Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?<br /> <br /> Howie - 1<br /> <br /> Doris - 2<br /> <br /> Howie - 3<br /> <br /> Kevin - Sold to Howie for $3<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy - Motion to create a standing rule such that upon your HP reaching zero, you can begin an auction. If you win this auction, you pay the chair immediately and are revived with full health<br /> <br /> Howie - How can you do an auction after you're ejected<br /> <br /> Izzy - Auction right before you're ejected<br /> <br /> Izzy - The time immediately between dying and being ejected is defined as ten seconds. If no one sees you hand up in that time, it doesn't count.<br /> <br /> Howie - Amend such that you are able to pull one dollar out of your pocket and give it to the chair saying &quot;will this change your fate&quot;<br /> <br /> Izzy - Friendly, as long as if an exec member pays $5, they are revived as an exec member<br /> <br /> Kevin - Exec members dont have any special privileges during GBM except sitting at the front of the room<br /> <br /> Kevin - We need an emoji/succulent<br /> <br /> Izzy - Emoji: arcade machine; succulent: Jonathan<br /> <br /> Aresh - So if you eject a chair, they can be revived. Does that mean this standing rule applies to all cases where one can be ejected, or just specifically when your HP reaches zero?<br /> <br /> Doris - If you want to be revived as an exec, does this mean you can pay $1.01?<br /> <br /> Howie - Pennies are not in circulation<br /> <br /> Everyone - Wtf are you on?<br /> <br /> Howie - Damn Americans...<br /> <br /> Izzy - This is gonna fuck everything up. Friendly.<br /> <br /> Howie - Amend $1.01 to a quarter<br /> <br /> Chood - One dollar and a quarter, or just a quarter?<br /> <br /> Howie - Just a quarter<br /> <br /> Kevin - Moving onto a vote<br /> <br /> Motion passed<br /> <br /> Kevin - Do I hear a dollar?<br /> <br /> Aresh - One<br /> <br /> Howie - Dos<br /> <br /> Kevin - Sold to Howie for $2<br /> <br /> Howie - UNLIMITED POWER is what we have<br /> <br /> Kevin - It's nearly 6:00. Moving onto real and relevant announcments. We are exec. We have exec meetings. Maybe not this Sunday. We're still deciding. Usually in UC 306. We also have GBMs and Friday events.<br /> <br /> Charles - This week's event -- there is none.<br /> <br /> Kevin - Why?<br /> <br /> Kevin - Also, we're doing a murder mystery in a few weeks. If you're attending, fill out the form<br /> <br /> Kevin - Booth<br /> <br /> Chood - Booth. Scotty in Wonderland. Have good ideas.<br /> <br /> Kevin - CTFWS is on November fishth<br /> <br /> Howie - Please pay your dues. Preferably by October 31. Dues are $20/yr, $15/semester, $69/hr. What a deal! Get you privileges such as voting in elections and discounts on tshirts in general. And you need to have paid dues to become an officer.<br /> <br /> Howie - CashNet is ass<br /> <br /> Alex - I have like ten voter registration forms. This is probably the easiest opportunity to get registered to vote. You can do it online but it's a pain. Now's the time to walk up here.<br /> <br /> Aresh - I'll take two<br /> <br /> Kevin - Deadline, when?<br /> <br /> Alex - fish at 4:30<br /> <br /> Howie - Do I have to be a US citizen<br /> <br /> Alex - Yes<br /> <br /> Howie - :(<br /> <br /> Chood - Come to my house and let me read Alice in Wonderland to you. Wednesday, 6:00 pm.<br /> <br /> Izzy - Come rollerskating with me<br /> <br /> Howie - Challenge<br /> <br /> Izzy fails the challenge<br /> <br /> Kevin - Someone purple and GTFO pls<br /> <br /> Howie - fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish and let's GTFO<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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