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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 11/7 OFFICER REPORT
Kevin: watched league of legends Twain: spent all weekend studying for a midterm Charles: went to a gay bar,CTFWS Julia: The MEME suite Char...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 11/7<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORT
Kevin: watched league of legends<br /> <br /> Twain: spent all weekend studying for a midterm<br /> <br /> Charles: went to a gay bar,CTFWS<br /> <br /> Julia: The MEME suite<br /> <br /> Charles^Howard: saw himself once or twice<br /> <br /> Kaylie: found gay bar to do karaoke<br /> <br /> (Karaoke night Dec 2nd)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> floor is lava: floor is lava<br /> <br /> snoozing reminders committtee: looks at charles<br /> <br /> Charles: booth committee: booth design meeting PH 441A Thursday 4:45, if you’re planning to work on the booth you should probably attend<br /> <br /> Aresh: procrastination<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subsidies - corn 6.76$ (down)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: karaoke, daraoke fish: will get access to fancy karaoke software from mom, lmk if want naked men serving jello shots on a platter<br /> <br /> McKenna: man’s calves were covered<br /> <br /> McKenna: what? Mr prop. machine requests report from hivemind committee: we will wii sports only resort to canoeing every propaganda machine end report<br /> <br /> Tim: something about pokemon, fish<br /> <br /> Kaylie: osha violations committee would like to report is it an osha violation to be fully naked in a bar? Bareoke<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Izzy has thing, Areash takes thing, not fault: cloudiness today, cloudiness in future is fault<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Order’s of the day - none<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to allocate 25$ to the KGBaking committee for the purpose of bringing fresh baked goods to GBM, will put in schmucks<br /> <br /> Charles: ammend to 69$ and 420 cents<br /> <br /> McKenna: friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Kaylie: must be horrid<br /> <br /> PASSED, BEEN ALLOCATED<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 200$ and 69 c and 420 c for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Kaylie: what buy?<br /> <br /> Charles: energy drinks, Jimmy Johns for judges<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to add 89c to the allocation. for the purpose of buying summit cola<br /> <br /> Charles: friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> PASSED, BEEN ALLOCATED<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to left, stage right<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create daylight savings time, “to be sad that the sun has to either rise at 8:30 or 4:30”<br /> <br /> Aresh: permanent daylight savings or no daylight savings time<br /> <br /> PASSED, SOLD for 5$ to Tim, chaired: by me fish and anyone else who has to deal with actual sudden daylight savings time around the world<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create the KGKaraoke, Baraoke committee, “to announce and plan karaoke events with the members of the KGB”<br /> <br /> PASSED, SOLD for $6.90 to Keerthana, chaired by: a bear doing actual karaoke<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: standing rule s.t. can create a squatting rule, which is like a standing rule, except you have to be squatting to enforce it<br /> <br /> succulent: cactus going like this, emoji: sunglasses (not sunglasses face)<br /> <br /> Daniel: what is squatting<br /> <br /> Keerthana: enforceable when who’s squatting<br /> <br /> McKenna: I withdraw my motion<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: sitting rule s.t. can create a squatting rule, which is like a standing rule, except only enforceable when you are squatting succulent: cactus going like this, emoji: sunglasses (not sunglasses face)<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to table for one week<br /> <br /> PASSED, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create the have you voted committee “the four emails I have in my inbox about whether voting as an international student”<br /> <br /> PASSED, SOLD to Keerthana, chaired by joe biden, sigmeund freud, and his mother<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that motions to allocate any amount of money to buy summit cola must be passed by a 2/3rds majority vote. succulent: succulent cola, emoji: juice box<br /> <br /> Keerthana: amend such that “passed by a 2/3rds majority” to “failed by a 2/3rds majority”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: do you guys not love summit cola<br /> <br /> Daniel: no<br /> <br /> FAILED, thank god<br /> <br /> Back in original standing rule<br /> <br /> Avalon: that is discriminatory to summit cola<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold for 1$ to Julia. (no who will :()<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: standing rule that every prime-number number of cents is 100 cents. emoji: 1234, succulent: the one I have on my desk<br /> <br /> Charles: bid only, or numbers as a whole<br /> <br /> Daniel: just cents<br /> <br /> Twain: only for after the fact? 111 cents not prime?<br /> <br /> Daniel: can still bid 1.11$ but would have to say 111 cents<br /> <br /> (111 cents would still be $1.11 value)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: this is a new math tax<br /> <br /> Twain: now kevin needs to know all prime numbers<br /> <br /> Charles: this is a horrible idea<br /> <br /> Twain: it only makes it bad for Kevin<br /> <br /> Avalon: hand is comfortable like that<br /> <br /> PASSED, SOLD for 2$ to Daniel (no who will :()<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: election day omens committee “there is a total lunar eclipse tomorrow, the maximum is at 1 min 6 am as all poll workers converge on locations”<br /> <br /> Twain: cloudy, so it’s ok<br /> <br /> Kaylie: it’s always darkest just before they turn on the lights<br /> <br /> Tim: I was blind, but then opened eyes<br /> <br /> Aresh: all good devils masquerade under the lights<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to turn off the lights<br /> <br /> (Twain turns off the lights)<br /> <br /> PASSED, been made, sold for 6$ to Kaylie, chaired by the lady from pennsylvania democrats who just called me<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: standing rule: allowing motion to “fuck the rules for the purpose of [insert topic here]” which opens the floor for 2 minutes for people to talk, without hands, purportedly about the topic stated<br /> <br /> succulent: gymnocalycium mihanovichii, emoji: cloud_tornado<br /> <br /> McKenna: talk for 2 minutes, chaos<br /> <br /> Tim: no use of hands? racism against italians<br /> <br /> McKenna: don’t know way to say it, but would be a quorum where the expectation is i<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to strike 2 mins replace with 20 sec<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to strike 2 mins, replace with 1 mins (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to amend so if someone wants to say heck instead they can (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> McKenna: creator of chaos can also say fuck/heck I love the rules<br /> <br /> McKenna: highest clock as defined by chair decides the 1 min<br /> <br /> Avalon: would be clock furthest from chair in room (RETRACTED)<br /> <br /> McKenna: friendly, as long as it ends at the first point s.t. chaos<br /> <br /> Passed: sold to McKenna for 1$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that we cannot use that standing rule in this meeting<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to fuck the rules for the purpose of fillibustering<br /> <br /> FAILED, not stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to eject the chair from the meeting<br /> <br /> Passed, Kevin kicked<br /> <br /> Twain runs election, noms for new chair:<br /> <br /> McKenna: raine, twain’s alter-ego who is bad at rock paper scissors (dilatory)<br /> <br /> Kiera: Twain<br /> <br /> Theo: Largo<br /> <br /> Tim: chair chair as chair<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to listen to the wind<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to fuck the rules for the purpose of introductions<br /> <br /> Twain: new person<br /> <br /> Largo: name - Largo, he/him, doesn’t go to school here, 2030, major: aeronautical science, likes cats<br /> <br /> Largo is the new chair<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Largo: are there words I need to use to end meeting<br /> <br /> (Avalon, Largo, McKenna, and Tim talk in French to give directions)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to fuck the rules for the purpose of speaking spanish instead of french<br /> <br /> (McKenna, Kaylie, Tim, and Avalon talk in Spanish)<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to elect a new chair for the purpose of running the meeting<br /> <br /> nominations<br /> <br /> Kaylie: do you have to run an election<br /> <br /> Twain: I’m taking power<br /> <br /> Kevin: there’s a helpful stickynote on the table<br /> <br /> (Kevin drew two rats on sticky notes, one has words)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Twain: Rules comm wednesday 4 pm wean 5312 CTFWS, should go if interested in understanding rules, changing rules<br /> <br /> Charles: Event: CTFWS, it’s going to be big, DH 2210, be there, don’t bring your own Stuff, be there on time<br /> <br /> Twain: we have a fence painting, Wednesday night/Thursday morning, please be interested in that, should be fun. If you have never painted the fence before, it’s cool, wear clothes you don’t mind getting paint on<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> McKenna: stay tuned for KGBaking<br /> <br /> Izzy: appreciate Kevin’s two rats<br /> <br /> Kevin: They’re fucked up. Are you registered to vote?<br /> <br /> Twain: If you’re registered to vote, vote. Voting is in<br /> <br /> Tim: go to your polling place. go to vote.pa.gov to find out.<br /> <br /> Tim: if you’re registered to vote &amp; looking for smth to do tomorrow, could use helpers, talk to tim<br /> <br /> Charles: roasting 3rd parties<br /> <br /> Kaylie: if interested in living in Kremlin next year, talk to Charles<br /> <br /> Keerthana: if you’re interested in being my roommate in January, talk to me.</div>

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