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MEETING 11/21

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: spent a lot of time playing video games

Twain: saw Kevin the only time he was outside in the last 7 days

Charles: demosplash, label printer, Event: movie night, food, probably people should show up (probably MMA14, 7 pm)

Tim^Izzy: attended demosplash, kevin sighting

Julia: slept a lot, booked tickets home

Charles^Howard: has not seen self since last wednesday  (Clear the decks)

McKenna^Kaylie: was in Phoenix for a wedding

COMMITTEE REPORTS

teletubbies drama: looked into one of the earlier controversies in 1998 where the moderator asked if the “Teletubbies were dumbing down or wising up” someone said they’re “vaguely evil”, someone called someone else an “ignorant slut”

corn subsidies: $6.60

Tim: chair closest to that water bottle is chair chair

McKenna: Mr. Propaganda Machine requesting report from Oliver

Oliver: “The man playing Oregon trail on an apple 2 PC”

Theo: the AI? committee: requesting a submission from the hivemind committee

“the hive mind committee would like to disband animations made in Oklahoma and Ohio and end report”

AD HOC AIV Committee: Kevin send me your hw?

Teletubby drama committee: correction to question in Trivia game from 2 years ago, asked which country launched an investigation into the teletubbies promoting a homosexual lifestyle, actually a christian evangelists from the US started protesting Tinky Winky earlier

twain: mis teletubby drama committee: I was not allowed to watch teletubbies as a child, since mother thought it was a show for adults, enjoyed it greatly.

Mis teletubby drama committee: can you play the video I just sent you on discord?

McKenna: mis. ad hoc fuck the rules committee

OLD BUSINESS

McKenna: has thing

Oliver: would like the spirit of the thing, not fault: that we will never see the spirit of the thing

NEW BUSINESS

Keerthana: motion to make a standing rule such that any committee auctioned for less than 1$ is automatically chaired by Tinky Winky, emoji: handbag (purple purse), succulent: handbag

PASSED, Sold for 1$ to Keerthana

Tim: motion to create the longrunning gameshow host memorial committee “poisson croissant poisson fulk” (sorry Tim)

Tim: motion to salute Twain with love

PASSED, Sold for 4$ to Tim, chaired by: “fish fish fish”

Keerthana: motion to create the pneumonia committee purpose: “have a moment of silence for anyone who has had even a minor cold this time of year cough”

Various jokes about being sick, CMU students not touching grass, what is and isn’t grass

PASSED, sold to Oliver for 2$, chaired by Tinky Winky

McKenna: please climb with me committee purpose: “to go up, :person_climbing: emoji”

McKenna: ascend opened a new location in point breeze

Oliver: is going down really fast part of the purpose

PASSED, sold to Keerthana for 2$, chaired by “people who want to go up”

Tim: motion to create the melizma appreciation committee, purpose: slurs

PASSED, sold for 1$ to Tim, chaired by Tinky Winky

Izzy: requesting a report from the joke explainer committee

Tim: melizma is the musical term for smearing over multiple notes

Charles: motion to allocate 420$ and 69 c for this weeks event

Oliver: motion to #define charles as a pre-med student

PASSED, been #defined

Charles: motion to create a standing rule, any gamble such that the expected value of it is at least a dollar more than the previous bid emoji: dice, succulent: dice

McKenna: certain function

Charles: max of 2 outcomes, random number generator to choose between outcomes

McKenna: can bid probably x, where x is an amount of money greater than the last bid with a 50% chance you pay that, 50% chance you pay an amount that is doubly as far away from the previous bid as x

Aresh: motion to append

Tim: motion to ammend such that it is a 1/3 chance of x, 1/3 of double the distance from Charles: probably x amount where it is a 50% chance of paying that amount, and 50% of nothing else

Aresh: probably x should be x

Julia: can bid probably x, and it’s just x

Tim: motion to make an allocation for 42$ and 69c for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event, no summit cola, no scub

Oliver: motion to strike no summit cola PASSED, been allocated

Aresh: motion to create a standing rule such that the auction system proposed in the previous standing rule such that the person betting can double or nothing

emoji: love hotel, succulent: aloe vera

Oliver: motion to ammend motion to bid: “X$ double or nothing” if the bid wins, then the coin flip happens, treated as a $X bid

Charles: point of information: is this gambling in the eyes of the law

Kevin: I’m the law and I will turn a blind eye to that, who flips coin

Aresh: the chair

Passed, sold for 3$ double or nothing to Oliver, actually 0$

Keerthana: motion to create the shady financial practices committee “to promote shady financial practices among the KGB”

Twain: would this change your mind?

Izzy: semi-related schmuck has completely cool, unique, pictures of monkeys for the low low price of i don’t even fucking know how they do it

PASSED, sold for: 12$ double or nothing, actually 24$

chaired by: anyone in the totally unrelated KGB research committee

Oliver: totally unrelated KGB research committee “totally unrelated to the shady financial practices comittee”

Keerthana: motion to table for a week

PASSED, been tabled

Charles: I actually have a power of 2 in cents

Tim: motion to note that that’s not prime

Keerthana: if you added a cent it probably would be prime

Tim: if you added a cent and then had x it would be probably x.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: We R KGB, GBMs, Exec meetings on Sundays UC 306 12:30

Charles: Event this week: KGB watches a film, 7 pm on Friday, MM A14

Kevin: will have rules committee, when2meet will be sent out

Charles: do you know that KGB has a wiki, request access to it from Izzy

Tim: account creation is still weird, get requests to charles

Tim: there’s also like 15 years of minutes on the wiki

SCHMUCKS

Oliver: Hello I’m Oliver, came back to visit bc lost job, love to get dinner with y’all, Everyday Noodles, Betrayal at Kremlin,

Izzy: I don’t actually do NFTs

Charles: KGBooth, work on building smth, lectern, Kevin has not consented to this but he has to use it during GBM, also repair trolley 1:00 Saturday dec 3rd come to the Kage

Keerthana: motion to create broken record committee

Izzy: that’s Kage spelled with a K

McKenna: it’s on the KGB google calendar

Tim: motion to colors GTFO

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