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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 11/28 OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: had cranberry sauce for the first time thanks to Twain Twain: rowhouse cinema did showing of The Room, literary masterpiece NEW PERSON...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 11/28<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: had cranberry sauce for the first time thanks to Twain<br /> <br /> Twain: rowhouse cinema did showing of The Room, literary masterpiece<br /> <br /> NEW PERSON: nicholas charles marshall, any pronouns, sophomore in philosophy from Pittsburgh, is currently standing<br /> <br /> Charles: didn’t eat turkey, had to take 2 flights due to car breakdown,<br /> <br /> Karaoke Garaoke Baraoke: Friday MM103? at 7pm<br /> <br /> Izzy: did not eat turkey, Aunt’s family is vegetarian<br /> <br /> Julia: ordered pasta, bought snacks<br /> <br /> Howard: turkey with size could stuff head in<br /> <br /> Charles^Kaylie: went to Michigan thought that would be back by today, idk where I am<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Nicholas: block price: 3$<br /> <br /> McKenna: cheaper for larger combos?<br /> <br /> McKenna: KGBaking committee, still has supplies, should make some stuff soon<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to designate Kevin as chair chair<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subs. $6.69<br /> <br /> Charles: booth comm.: work on building little lectern and improving carts and stuff, Saturday 1-5 pm come to Kage, cmukgb.org/kage<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Cats are stupid: requesting suggestions on how to prevent cats from eating artificial Christmas tree<br /> <br /> (Various suggestions for solving this issue)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: mis. culinary substandards: cooked the gizzards of turkey in oven in tinfoil for cats, cats loved it and left thanksgiving food alone.<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary standards: The Abbey on butler street is good<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Karaoke Garaoke Baraoke: the time is nigh, prepare your songs<br /> <br /> Twain: do you have a program that has a bunch of songs on it?<br /> <br /> Kaylie: if you want something we don’t have, can go on youtube to get it<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to make everyone bring hairbrushes to Karaoke night<br /> <br /> Tim: point of order, this room has mics<br /> <br /> Kaylie: this Karaoke Garaoke Baraoke will also have a best microphone contest<br /> <br /> Izzy: my apologies to Twain, motion to make Twain bring their fingies to Karaoke Garaoke Baraoke night<br /> <br /> Howard: could allocate for microphone?<br /> <br /> Mr. propaganda “fingers sing fingies chicken but turkey is bad for if stuffing is head in karaoke”<br /> <br /> Jigglypuff committee: noise<br /> <br /> nicholas charles maCulinary standards: pamela’s is not the same<br /> <br /> Twain gets thing,not fault: Karl crary thought this was the last week of classes and did not prepare any lectures<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> motion to create the totally unrelated KGB research committee “totally unrelated to the shady financial practices committee”<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to table for 2 weeks<br /> <br /> PASSED, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that if a committee sells for more than 20$ the chair must sing for the next 5 minutes of meeting<br /> <br /> (incredibly unfriendly according to Kevin) emoji: microphone, succulent: tom<br /> <br /> Twain: down with the tyrant<br /> <br /> Howard: playlist?<br /> <br /> Tim: album?<br /> <br /> Daniel: extended play?<br /> <br /> Tim: desident for president<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to name the album Kevin Jobs, ligma balls<br /> <br /> Tim: respectfully: album?<br /> <br /> Charles: we’re in discussion of the motion right<br /> <br /> Twain: never mind, by Nirvana<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to amend such that “the chair” is replaced with “Sargeant at Arms”, then president, 1 vp, 2 vp etc.<br /> <br /> Kaylie: would have to pay 20$ for me to sing, then 40$ for Kevin to sing etc.<br /> <br /> Amendment failed (Kevin broke the tie, that tyrant)<br /> <br /> McKenna: who decides what is singing<br /> <br /> Kaylie: no one, really, there is no stipulation that if we determine it’s not singing<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend singing to the bumblebee talk from transformers<br /> <br /> Kevin: dilatory<br /> <br /> FAILED (once again due to Kevin’s tyranny)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to #define ceiling to floor<br /> <br /> Tim: rigor in mathematics committee approves<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: standing rule such that a member can create a motion to eject the chair by paying 20$<br /> <br /> Kevin: dilatory<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: standing rule such that if there are more than two votes in a meeting in which the chair has to break a tie, then they are ejected from the meeting for failing to encourage civic participation, succulent: lower sugar, emoji: necktie<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend immediate ejection to -50 HP<br /> <br /> Kaylie: would this ammendment mean that every time he has to break a tie he loses 50 HP<br /> <br /> Howard: yes<br /> <br /> PASSED, Been ammended<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold to Kaylie for 1$ (Kevin said chaired by Tinky Winky)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create the I love lean 4 committee, “no honey your automated theorem prover library is fine, the big ones hurt”<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold for 5 double or nothing to Aresh (actually 0$), chaired by: the shortened proof I submitted to the math library so that the integers are not a field (the gulft proof)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: motion to make an allocation consisting of 69$ and 420c for the purpose of sippy sips nummy nums and supplies for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Tim: no summit cola<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to add 50 cents for one expo marker to be used as a microphone at the event<br /> <br /> Charles: megaphones?<br /> <br /> Tim: you can tell it’s only tentative because it’s blue<br /> <br /> PASSED, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make the squid anti-discrimmination committee “squids are actually very involved in politics and they have a lot of opinions and they are not always abstaining”<br /> <br /> Daniel: goes against established splatoon canon<br /> <br /> Kaylie: which political party are squids affiliated with<br /> <br /> McKenna: one for each appendage<br /> <br /> Kaylie: is it not voter fraud for each appendage to vote?<br /> <br /> McKenna: one vote per squid, one opinion per arm<br /> <br /> (additional squid politics discussion which I will not record here)<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to amend the purpose “to discover what 8 political parties we are affiliated with inside”<br /> <br /> Daniel: squid have 8 arms and 2 tentacles<br /> <br /> Twain: point of information:<br /> <br /> Kaylie: maybe the question is why the 8 arms are inside of you<br /> <br /> PASSED, BEEN AMENDED<br /> <br /> Tim: who decided to give politics to the birds???? left tentacle and right tentacle would result in much more engaging punditry<br /> <br /> McKenna: don’t see<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to change name of this committee to “maybe the title should be changed”<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to change the name to “there is a squid inside us all committee”<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend to “there are tentacles inside us all”<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to add “(squid)” before tentacles<br /> <br /> PASSED, been ammended<br /> <br /> Final motion: motion to create the “there are (squid) tentacles inside us all” committee with purpose “to discover what 8 political parties we are affiliated with inside”<br /> <br /> PASSED, regrettably, sold for 3$ to Twain chaired by “the real friends, which were the tentacles inside us all along”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Charles: Karaoke Garaoke Baraoke, you won’t be forced to sing, we will have a good time or something, MM103?<br /> <br /> Howard: tomorrow is CMU giving Tuesday, this is a day where all donations to student org of your choice get matched, receive double the money, perfect time to pay debts to org, if you do want to do that, DM me on how much you owe, posted the website link in the relevant announcements, apparantly we don’t exist as an org, go to other student organizations and then specify: “KGB (student organization)”<br /> <br /> Kaylie: bring funny microphones<br /> <br /> Nick: campus sure was dead over the break<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCK<br /> <br /> how’s it going in Hawaii &amp; floor is lava: report yeah<br /> <br /> Kaylie: may do other karaoke on Saturday, lmk if you want to get<br /> <br /> Charles: come to booth event in Kage on Saturday<br /> <br /> McKenna: KGBaking<br /> <br /> Tim: colors</div>

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