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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 12/5 Kevin: something about Alien Twain: did not go ice skating, did not plan ice skating, got call about ice skating NEW PEOPLE!!!! Rose, she/her, new hampshire,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 12/5<br /> <br /> Kevin: something about Alien<br /> <br /> Twain: did not go ice skating, did not plan ice skating, got call about ice skating<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE!!!!<br /> <br /> Rose, she/her, new hampshire, math, sophomore, knows how to breathe<br /> <br /> Xander, he/him, 2025, AI major (technically, transferring to CS), slept in until 3pm sunday, north VA<br /> <br /> Charles: do you know it feels bad to reject people, rejected employer scared, we have an event: GBGC PHA18C 12/9 7 pm<br /> <br /> Izzy: did pretty much nothing, procrastinated studying midterm, submit to Pravda, DM Temais on discord<br /> <br /> Julia: cookies, went to Kage, beware chalk dust on the attendance sheet<br /> <br /> Howard: had a big nothing burger, did big nothing dance<br /> <br /> Izzy^Kaylie: had a weekend, went ice skating by self, because love ice skating, not gonna let silly rain get me down, went to Karaoke with Elise and Yara<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Booth committee: lectern, Kevin is currently not obligated to use the lectern<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subs: Corn has plummeted to $6.29<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to designate my office<br /> <br /> McKenna: go up committee: message me if you want to go climbing sometime<br /> <br /> Twain: Culinary standards: nigerian food is good, more places should make it in Pittsburgh<br /> <br /> Mealblock: 3.5$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Old business<br /> <br /> Twain: has thing<br /> <br /> Xander: wants thing, not fault: A1 on putnam was terrible, is fault: mentioning math problem in GBM<br /> <br /> Tim: move that we retroactively name last week’s event to KGB regrets its decision to base an event on the weather<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> New business<br /> <br /> Tim: motion upward very slowly<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to request a report from Mr. Propaganda machine<br /> <br /> McKenna: requesting a report from the hivemind committee<br /> <br /> Hivemind: We are grateful for nothing except christmas is coming nonsense<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that the person who is second in command for the meeting is given the title boogie woogie woogie. succulent: christmas tree, emoji: mirror ball<br /> <br /> (title does get updated when chair changes)<br /> <br /> Sold for 1$ to Julia<br /> <br /> McKenna motion to fuck the rules for the purpose of showing the propaganda machine results<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create the phallic symbols committee “to determine what does and does not resemble a penis”<br /> <br /> (*Shouting argument about whether the lectern looks like a penis*)<br /> <br /> (*devolves into talking about minecraft steve’s dick*)<br /> <br /> (*talking about peggle 2*)<br /> <br /> (*sometimes the general body of the KGB has the collective maturity of a 13 year old boy, I guess*)<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 5 double or nothing to Twain, actually 0$, chaired by anyone who has put a square peg into a round hole, or has pegged anyone<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to #define “I pull out” as “I withdraw this motion”<br /> <br /> Tim: this gets #69 in my numbering system
(collective cheers)<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: just extremely comfortable like this<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to create the drinking committee, “teach Kaylie how to finish drinks, bought a latte at 11 am, don’t know how to finish this”<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 3$ to Kaylie, chaired by people who don’t know how to chug things (me)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that anyone who makes a sex joke loses 69 hitpoints, succulent: i don’t know yet, emoji: cancer zodiac sign<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to salute<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend standing rules such that you gain 69 hitpoints instead of losing 69 hitpoints<br /> <br /> (*discussion of how hitpoints are measured*)<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to ammend to each time you gain 6.9 points (out of order)<br /> <br /> Amendment failed<br /> <br /> Xander: is it possible to embed arbitrary computation into determine if something is a sex joke<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend such that the rec sec decides if good or not, 6 points of healing for a good joke, or 9 points of piercing damage if it’s a bad joke<br /> <br /> Tim: how do we resolve the conflict of interest in which the rec sec makes a sex joke<br /> <br /> Julia: I promise I won’t<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to ammend such that if the rec sec makes a sex joke the rec sec loses 69 hitpoints<br /> <br /> PASSED, been stood, sold for 1$ to Howard<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to sit down my standing rule that makes us pay for standing rules (standing rule 26 for sept. 26)<br /> <br /> (Failed unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: Mr. Propaganda committee would like to suggest people to paint the lectern as Dall-E recommends (in minutes in the Discord)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 39$ and 420c for this week’s event<br /> <br /> PASSED, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: Motion to create a standing rule such that a call of the question is actually handled as defined in Robert’s Rules of Order, succulent: leaf in the boot from Wall-E, emoji: ascii character double quote<br /> <br /> supposed to have a 2/3rd majority vote to stop talking about something<br /> <br /> (McKenna +6 hp for medium good sex joke)<br /> <br /> Failed, no accurate roberts rules of order<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Howard: when I went out of the house today Kevin, your pumpkin was brutally murdered<br /> <br /> Tim: (green eggs and ham fillabuster)<br /> <br /> (General body does the Cha Cha Slide)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: who will<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Exec meetings sundays 12:30, not this week<br /> <br /> Charles: event, maybe peggle, get boarded, get carded, indoors in case it rains<br /> <br /> Charles: event 2 weeks from now, Cheesecake factory, meet on campus, find the form it’s on discord in real &amp; relevant announcements<br /> <br /> Kevin: Next week we will have cannon or non-cannon GBM at 4:30 next Monday, if we have quorum it will be real, ruin Kevin’s life for the rest of the academic year<br /> <br /> Kevin: CTFWS rules committee this Wednesday 5 pm Wean 5316<br /> <br /> Kevin: Next semester classes will start at beginning of hour, next year we will have GBMs at 5 pm<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Tim: Computer club is having talk 12/7 8:15 cunningham, KGB alum, speaking on work with CVE system, soda, pizza, chocolate bar<br /> <br /> Kaylie: playground, Thursday evening, Friday all day, Saturday all day, come to performances, talk to me if you want more details<br /> <br /> Nick: complaining about writing an essay, social sciences are not very good<br /> <br /> Kaylie: I’m going to Karaoke every Thursday and Saturday<br /> <br /> Twain: colors gitfo</div>

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