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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 1/16 OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: had spiked cupcakes for the second time, looks exactly the same as before break Twain: went and saw brother in salt lake city, poop map...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 1/16<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: had spiked cupcakes for the second time, looks exactly the same as before break<br /> <br /> Twain: went and saw brother in salt lake city, poop map app<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE!!!<br /> <br /> Danny, they/them, ECE, freshman, florida(ish), is here<br /> <br /> Teadora, they/them, engineer, freshman, pittsburgh, wears glasses<br /> <br /> Zuli, she/her (any), freshman, economics &amp; statistics, from jersey, from jersey<br /> <br /> Robert, he/him, sophomore, new jersey, has fingers<br /> <br /> Charles: went to friends house, saw turtle named trooper, Event, potluck in porter, 7 pm, PHA18A<br /> <br /> Izzy: spent most of break sleeping all day, played legally obtained wii games, pulled muscle in arm, SUBMIT TO PRAVDA<br /> <br /> Julia: went to college tour<br /> <br /> Howie: I spent break working at a record store because that’s the holiday rush<br /> <br /> Izzy^Kaylie: spent last 4 weeks locked in school of drama<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Charles: Booth: did you know that KGB is a booth org? Get involved, check out the booth channel, one of the first things you can do is trainings, come to tools training<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary standards: 98k is doing a free keychain thing if you spend over 16$ 30+$ mug<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subsidies board, 6.76$<br /> <br /> Tim: wigglytuff: I don’t have fingers<br /> <br /> Mckenna: Teletubbies Drama, a lot of the actors were professional dancers who incorporated their dances, the actress who played Po was also in a raunchier show “yes I was Po, but I am an actor, and the role looked interesting, I didn’t take the lesbian role to be controversial.”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Twain has thing<br /> <br /> Robert wants thing, not fault: 2-3 inches of snow back home<br /> <br /> ORDERS OF THE DAY<br /> <br /> Tim nominates the gentleman from alabama for speaker of the house<br /> <br /> motion to create totally unrelated shady research committee, “to be totally unrelated to the shady finacial practices committee”<br /> <br /> Mckenna: Mis. shady business: how would I know<br /> <br /> Sold to Julia, 3$, chaired by: chair of shady financial practices committee<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 69$ and 420c for sippy sips and nummy nums and 2 folding tables for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Julia: ammend to 420$ and 69c<br /> <br /> Tim: strike “sippy sips and nummy nums and” and disallow the purchase of summit cola with this allocation<br /> <br /> (been changed, been changed)<br /> <br /> Aresh: 69$ and 420 nickels?<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to ammend to 100$<br /> <br /> (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> PASSED, will have 2 folding tables<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 22$ for monopoly for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Sawyer: which addition<br /> <br /> Charles: most original I can find at target<br /> <br /> Mckenna: do you intend to play it with or without house rules<br /> <br /> Charles: prefer how it’s intended to be played<br /> <br /> Robert: who are you to decide how monopoly is played<br /> <br /> Izzy: does it come with the original original socialist rules<br /> <br /> Tim: very important: motion to disallow the additional purchase of summit cola<br /> <br /> Twain: who in this room has purchased summit cola at least once<br /> <br /> PASSED, been changed<br /> <br /> PASSED, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create the communist monopoly committee “research and development of a communist monopoly”<br /> <br /> Mckenna: booth committee approves<br /> <br /> TeaDora: motion to create the committee of confused engineering students<br /> <br /> (Various nonsense)<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold for 1$ to Mckenna (chaired by Tinky Winky)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create the animal facts committee “to share fun animal facts”<br /> <br /> Xander: proposal that all animal facts must be from Zfrank videos<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to update purpose: “presenting animal facts with pictures of said animal” (friendly)<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to amend to “with pictures of other animals” (friendly)<br /> <br /> Avalon: are humans animals?<br /> <br /> Twain: some of them<br /> <br /> Robert: does this include bacteria or plants<br /> <br /> Twain: sure<br /> <br /> (various animal facts in discussion omitted from the minutes)<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold for 3$ to Twain, chaired by David Attenborough<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Mckenna: motion to make a standing rule that someone can raise their hand in response to a claim, and it subtracts 2 hp from both people, succulent: pants on fire, emoji: jeans<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to amend to if you say “liar liar pants on fire to someone about a thing that has an objective truth (whatever that means), if they are correct then the person who proclaimed liar liar pants on fire loses five points, otherwise the person who made the claim loses five hp”<br /> <br /> Xander: details?<br /> <br /> Twain: if its google-able, or witness-able<br /> <br /> Twain: anyone can chime in with an “um actually”<br /> <br /> Twain: if it’s google-able and you can find two conflicting reputable sources<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to discard ammendment, fail standing rule by acclamation, to be published in pravda<br /> <br /> (PASSED, standing rule been failed)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teadora: motion to create the committee of confused engineering students purpose 1: “to just sit there and draw force body diagrams” purpose 2: “emotional support but its like a truss that’s not very supportive”<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold for $3.50 to teadora, “I will be the chair, I promise to do part of role by being engineering student, and a little bit of an asshole”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the committee of overworked SOD students “to take revenge on SOD for stealing away SOD students from KGB”<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to amend “to take revenge on” to “ensure actual revenge will be taken on”<br /> <br /> Friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold for $1.01 to Theo, chaired by the ghosts of the SOD students who are no longer with us<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 1.2 gs for booth shit<br /> <br /> Tim: what are we going to do with it?<br /> <br /> Charles: non-water damaged drills, building materials, plywood, paint<br /> <br /> PASSED, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> We r KGB, exec meeting time has not been set, will keep you posted<br /> <br /> Charles: we’re having potluck in the porter, bring food, spreadsheet on discord, you should fill it in if you want to bring stuff, will be in RRA in about an hour<br /> <br /> Kevin: we will be in a different room for meeting next week<br /> <br /> Izzy: Wean 5415<br /> <br /> Kevin: we are looking for a new S@A since Kaylie has been kidnapped by SOD, sergeant at arms is supposed to protect me from being harmed, set up for event<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Shelby: I have accumulated 51 cents in donations handed off to exec, accumulated during treasurers report<br /> <br /> Charles: I have baby turtle pictures<br /> <br /> Theo: horse pictures</div>

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