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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 1/23 OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: hoverboard shenanigans Twain: hotpot, watched gbbo with neighbors NEW PEOPLE!!! isaac, he/him, 1st year, math, from nj, has blue backp...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 1/23<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: hoverboard shenanigans<br /> <br /> Twain: hotpot, watched gbbo with neighbors<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE!!!<br /> <br /> isaac, he/him, 1st year, math, from nj, has blue backpack<br /> <br /> sarah, she/her, junior, CA, wearing pants<br /> <br /> Charles: rigged election, president of computer club, booth, Kage 7 pm, may or may not be real food, cheeseballs of dubious age<br /> <br /> Izzy: Lunar new year, teched for CSSA, Submit to pravda, discord Temai<br /> <br /> Julia: made ugly dumplings<br /> <br /> Howard: got an electric scooter, it kind of is bad, power is lacking, using E scooter like a regular scooter, crime to put a class in Mellon<br /> <br /> Kaylie: was in purnell for like 23 hours, dancelight, friday &amp; saturday this weekend, I’m dancing<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> karaoke garaoke baraoke: Karaoke machine with demonstration<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to offer sincere apologies to organic chemistry class next door<br /> <br /> Twain: animal facts: centipedes are carnivorous, eat birds<br /> <br /> McKenna: teletubbies drama committee: if anyone enjoys thrifting and don’t want to buy new costumes, you can cut a teletubby costume in half to make an amogus costume.<br /> <br /> Cont. In the search for info about the teletubbies vaccine committee, found an article titled 5 of the strangest teletubbies conspiracy theories.<br /> <br /> 1. The baby sun is actually a demon.<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subs. 6.67$ corn<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock: 5$<br /> <br /> Izzy: mis. animal facts: did you know firefly larva can eat slugs and snails<br /> <br /> Tim: floor is lava: igneous rock<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary standards: hotpot good<br /> <br /> Nick: a.h. fresh lettuce committee: compliments to kevin on fresh lettuce (british slang)<br /> <br /> Sawyer: irish slang: shifting = making out with someone<br /> <br /> Kaylie: k.g. baraoke: maybe name change, ptown has bearaoke, nudity required<br /> <br /> Kaylie: cats are stupid: matt and I are adopting a little boy, draco, black cat, very fluffy<br /> <br /> Aresh: procrastination comm.: decline of at least one member<br /> <br /> Izzy: request for cat pics<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Robert has thing, sarah gets thing, not fault, grandfather needs eye surgery due to failure to wear safety glasses, is fault: our training for ppe<br /> <br /> OOD<br /> <br /> Tim: temporally displaced committee reports<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW MOTIONS<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create the Draco committee “Draco said specifically in a british accent”<br /> <br /> Tim: draco, drac-o, or drake-oh<br /> <br /> Kaylie: Matt and I have agreed to only speak to Draco in a British accent<br /> <br /> Mckenna: teletubbies drama committee, evidence that their world is linked to harry potter<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to eject all teletubbies from the meeting (ill defined)<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to salute Draco with love<br /> <br /> Aresh: motion to request whether draco likes hamsters (harry potter puppet pals reference apparently)<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to allow draco to run for KGB president<br /> <br /> Tim: tablet rip potato llama(?)<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to induct Draco into the KGB ignoring the fact that he has not payed dues<br /> <br /> Aresh: no concept of honorary member?<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to allocate 500,000$ from the exec discretionary fund to hire a spokesperson for draco<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold to Keerthana for 2$, chaired by *extremely good meow*<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that any standing rule proposed in a British accent automatically gets one additional vote in being passed<br /> <br /> succulent: draco, emoji: smiley cat<br /> <br /> Charles: current chair defines “British accent”<br /> <br /> Howard: we should have prior chair,<br /> <br /> Charles: only gets extra vote if any unfriendly amendment passed into the standing rule is also in a British accent.<br /> <br /> Charles: it functions just like a regular vote<br /> <br /> Keerthana: is it a proxy vote being cast for Draco<br /> <br /> Charles: um, sure<br /> <br /> Howard: so this does carry actual weight<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to amend such that a high quality british accent gathers 3 additional votes (unpursued)<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend british accent to british cat accent (unpursued)<br /> <br /> Nick: the only concern is that a lot of people are only gonna consider londoner, not consider welsh, scottish, northern ireland, not recognizing different people in the UK<br /> <br /> PASSED, been stood, sold to Charles for 3$<br /> <br /> (Kevin said Who will: half hp deducted!!! Got him)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kaylie: who will?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Mckenna: motion to make a standing rule such that if two people say a motion word for word simultaneously it is always in order<br /> <br /> succulent: some scientific name (-10 hp for Mckenna, recsec tax) emoji: busts_in_silhouette, Passed, sold for 0$ to tim (1 double or nothing 1 double or nothing)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 7$ for pizza for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Issaac: motion to increase to 17$<br /> <br /> (friendly)<br /> <br /> Zach: motion to increase to 21$<br /> <br /> (friendly)<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to strike 19 to be replaced with a blank to be determined by parliamentary procedure<br /> <br /> (Friendly)<br /> <br /> Suggestions:<br /> <br /> Null<br /> <br /> $3.14<br /> <br /> $3.50<br /> <br /> $4.25<br /> <br /> $11.98<br /> <br /> $40.60<br /> <br /> $42<br /> <br /> $43<br /> <br /> $50.51<br /> <br /> $69<br /> <br /> $69.5<br /> <br /> $69.69<br /> <br /> $69.70<br /> <br /> $69.71<br /> <br /> $70<br /> <br /> $72<br /> <br /> $73.20<br /> <br /> $81.92<br /> <br /> $1400<br /> <br /> US DEBT<br /> <br /> (Everyone took this chance to torment Kevin because the suggestions have to be written down in value order)<br /> <br /> Blank has been filled with: $69.71<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to amend such that summit cola is not permitted<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend such that the (papa john’s) oreo knots must be acquired<br /> <br /> Amendment failed<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend such that summit cola is allowed if you sharpie over it on the receipt (unpursued)<br /> <br /> PASSED, $69.71 allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRA<br /> <br /> Kevin: we r cmu KGB, exec meetings 3rd floor UC Sunday, we are looking for candidates for S@A, dm exec, will send out google form on Discord if you are interested in running, election next week, time permitting<br /> <br /> CTFWS February 17th, we will send out forms for rules committee/judging<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Aresh: vote Aresh for S@A<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to apple green<br /> <br /> Mckenna: sunflower yellow, sunshower yellow color color, GTFO</div>

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