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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 2/6 OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: brought late birthday card Twain: went to pittsburgh symphony orchestra, no justice for Twain’s milk NEW PERSON!!!! Ekemini, he/him,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 2/6<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: brought late birthday card<br /> <br /> Twain: went to pittsburgh symphony orchestra, no justice for Twain’s milk<br /> <br /> NEW PERSON!!!!<br /> <br /> Ekemini, he/him, junior Cs, Minnesota, standing rn<br /> <br /> Charles: went to harmony PA, more german than expected for the US<br /> <br /> UPA: come to it and volunteer your time<br /> <br /> Nick^Izzy: stayed at home the entire time
Julia: stayed inside<br /> <br /> Nick^Howard: studied for 18220 exam on valentines day<br /> <br /> Avalon: stayed up until 3am, milkshakes, karaoke<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Aresh: mushroom fact<br /> <br /> Twain: san diego zoo safari park is home to the only captive platypus outside of australia, only 7 in australia have them<br /> <br /> Kaylie: cats are stupid: met Draco, he likes everyone about the same, disappointing<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subs. corn 6.78$<br /> <br /> Robert: a.h. blahaj conservation - 1 homed blahaj<br /> <br /> Tim: blahaj as long<br /> <br /> Nick: a.h. mortality committee: not all of us will live to be 80<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock: 5$<br /> <br /> McKenna: booth chair: currently 3 chairs in Kage, 6 booth chairs outside of Kage<br /> <br /> Tim: perfectly balanced mental health: tradeoffs of leaving house<br /> <br /> Charles: booth committee, stack moved, we have so many walls to destroy<br /> <br /> McKenna: booth committee, new drills<br /> <br /> Twain: animal facts: great flamingo 5 ft tall 6 pounds<br /> <br /> Teddy: mis. animal fasts: fastest movement is trapjaw ant<br /> <br /> Kaylie: KGBaraoke this thursday is last day of freedom, lmk if you want to go to karaoke<br /> <br /> Theo: great flamingo weighs 5.6 african flamingo is 6.5 pygmy hedgehog<br /> <br /> Avalon: group of flamingos is flamboyance<br /> <br /> Tim: some animals even known to exist<br /> <br /> Kaylie: mis animal facts + poop maps committee: am I pooping way too little or does Twain just poop more than me?<br /> <br /> Twain: I poop on the higher end of what is considered normal<br /> <br /> (groupchat name that I failed to write here), Twain is in poop league, is winning in spite of joining a month late<br /> <br /> Kaylie: mis animal facts: I’m getting old, what is rizz?<br /> <br /> Aresh: short for charisma, smoothness<br /> <br /> Nick: a.h. human facts - humans poop 2-3 times a day to 2-3 times a week on average<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Howard has thing (not here)<br /> <br /> Kaylie wants: not fault: humans have such a wide range of normal poop frewquence, is fault: inadequacy compared to twain<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ORDERS OF THE DAY<br /> <br /> motion to create the procrastination committee, “I’ll think about it later”<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to table for 6 months<br /> <br /> PASSED, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Initial order<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> from the ootd of Feb 1 2021, from the ootd of the 20th of jan 2020, a motion to create the &quot;'from the ootd of the 27th of jan 2020' a motion to create a com&quot; com com: with the purpose &quot;from the ootd of the 13th of jan 2020 with the purpose 'com'&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> motion to amend the pattern to include today’s date in it<br /> <br /> Final motion: from the ootd of Feb 1 2021, from the ootd of the 20th of jan 2020, a motion to create the [from the orders of the day of 6th of Feb of 2023 &quot;'from the ootd of the 27th of jan 2020' a motion to create a com” com com: with the purpose &quot;from the ootd of the 13th of jan 2020 with the purpose 'com'&quot;<br /> <br /> (I think)<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to table for 10 years<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for 10 years<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> motion to create the howard’s birthday from one week ago, “to celebrate howard’s birthday from 1 week ago”<br /> <br /> sold for 4$ to Jonathan, chaired by “can I get back to you”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create a standing rule such that there is interest on debts such that 0.00069% interest is accumulated every time a friday the 13th passes<br /> <br /> succulent: that desk emoji: silver coin<br /> <br /> FAILED<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: standing rule such that if you are touching lava for more than 10 consecutive seconds you lose 50 hp, succulent: skull and bones, emoji:fireman emoji<br /> <br /> Robert: is lava #defined to be something else?<br /> <br /> McKenna: floor is lava committee exists<br /> <br /> PASSED, been stood<br /> <br /> Sold for Corn (7$) to tim<br /> <br /> KEVIN said who will!!!!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime anyone enters a meeting after committee reports everyone in the meeting has to stand up until that person sits down<br /> <br /> emoji: up arrow, succulent: joe<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to amend “committee reports” to “real and relevant announcements”<br /> <br /> Charles: floor is lava: when people are standing the floor is lava, except Kevin<br /> <br /> Failed, not amended<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to append “and face the highest clock” after stand up<br /> <br /> Tim: in order to all face the highest clock we would rely on the president to face the right direction<br /> <br /> McKenna: we can all just face the same direction as Kevin<br /> <br /> Kaylie: why does this general body listen to Kevin<br /> <br /> Passed, been changed<br /> <br /> Twain: it is such that any one of us could leave and come back to<br /> <br /> Kaylie: motion to amend the standing rule, such that “when someone enters the room after committee reports, kevin does a little dance and the rest of the general body has to copy the dance. and the standing rule is named ‘just dance with Kevin’”<br /> <br /> Nick: someone walks in late and then Kevin does a dance and then we follow him, who the fuck do you think you are?<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend such that people come in after committee reports cannot sit down<br /> <br /> amendment failed<br /> <br /> Final Motion: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime anyone enters a meeting after committee reports everyone in the meeting has to stand up and face the highest clock until that person sits down<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> sold for 3$ to Minjae<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 23$ and 140 cents for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRA<br /> <br /> exec meetings 12:30 in the UC<br /> <br /> Event: UPA, Friday at 7 pm, sign up form, can’t be forced to do things you don’t want to do. If there is anyone you do not want to be bought by, only exec or some subset of exec will know, you can let any person on exec know confidentially.<br /> <br /> Izzy: submit to Pravda<br /> <br /> CTFWS is next week, rules committee #2 will be sometime this week, if you’re interested in coming to rules committee, let Kevin know, fill out judge form on discord<br /> <br /> Kevin: This is week 4 of classes, CMU is tough.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Kaylie: I’m going to Karaoke on Thursday<br /> <br /> (Chorus of justice for Twain’s milk)<br /> <br /> Minjaae: congrats for minjae’s voice back<br /> <br /> Colors, GTFO</div>

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