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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 2/13 OFFICER REPORTS I missed due to bus COMMITTEE REPORTS gaslighting kevin committee: ctfws is not associated with KGB Tim: floor is lava: beware the ides o...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 2/13<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> I missed due to bus<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> gaslighting kevin committee: ctfws is not associated with KGB<br /> <br /> Tim: floor is lava: beware the ides of February<br /> <br /> Aresh: great horned lizard can squirt blood from its eyes<br /> <br /> Izzy: vinegaroon<br /> <br /> Kaylie: kgbaraoke: charles, kaylie, McKenna sang, it was amazing, will be karaoke at Rkremlin, please let me know if you would like to request committee<br /> <br /> Minjae: false fish: superbowl decided fairly<br /> <br /> Twain: mis kgbaraoke: not 21 but like to walk around and sing, made eyecontact with driver who looked really upset with me<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subs: corn up 1% sits at 6.85$<br /> <br /> Tim: word of the day: 17th century verb: to letibulate<br /> <br /> Charles: a.h. twain’s birthday, when is twain’s birthday<br /> <br /> Howard: a.h. asian things committee: please boil water before drinking<br /> <br /> Kaylie: a.h. not gonna be here whole meeting, schmuck: exec fill out when 2 meet, audience members fill out when to meet<br /> <br /> Howard: a.h. water quality committee: please boil your water<br /> <br /> Twain: a.h. overly woke: boiling water is asian cultural appropriation<br /> <br /> Sawyer: a.h. chemistry committee<br /> <br /> Twain: don’t pour boiling water into your brita filter<br /> <br /> Kaylie: a.h. generational differences: raise your hand if you know this song<br /> <br /> Izzy: a.h. childhood experiences: I do recognize this song, I don’t know where<br /> <br /> Tim: a.h. subtract rabbit: continued success<br /> <br /> McKenna: a.h. wolfram alpha &amp; wikipedia: shared birthday probability<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Howard: has thing<br /> <br /> Theo: wants thing, not fault: air, is fault: dihydrogen monoxide<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create s.r. emoji: down arrow succulent: with the tyrant<br /> <br /> Such that for any motion that would fail due to having 0 votes in favor and 0 votes against would pass instead<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for $5 to Robert<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create the “shared birthday committee” purp: “to figure out if any of us have the same birthday”<br /> <br /> Sold for $3.12 to Minjae, chaired by: everyone send me their birthday<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to create the “who are you, my mom” committee, with purpose “to raise awareness about the general body’s ability to ignore standing rules without explicitly laid out consequences.”<br /> <br /> Passed, sold to minjae for $5.48<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make a standing rule that if anything is bought for 7$ it is chaired by Kevin, emoji: seven, succulent: kevin<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to amend to 7$ or 11$<br /> <br /> (Friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to amend such that if anything is bought for 17 dollars it is chaired by keventeen<br /> <br /> (Friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Passed: sold for 1$ to tim<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 164$ and 71c for food for the purpose of whatever charles wants for CTFWS<br /> <br /> Izzy: motion to amend to 169$ and 420 cents<br /> <br /> Passed, been changed<br /> <br /> Charles: motion amend such that the money cannot be spent on summit cola<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to amend using standing rule 51 such that a minimum amount of 40$ of this allocation must be spent.<br /> <br /> PASSED, been amended<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to amend purpose to “to buy food for judges and sippy sips and nummy nums for participants and also no summit cola.”<br /> <br /> PASSED, been amended<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to #define “favor, hands” as “favor, rollercoaster”<br /> <br /> Charles: this is an unhygenic macro, dennis richie is rolling in his grave<br /> <br /> McKenna: I pull out (motion rescinded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime Kevin says “hands, hands, squid” he loses 5 hp and has to do a little dance<br /> <br /> emoji: standing person, succulent: kevin’s little dancey dance<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Minjae: motion to amend previous standing rule such that if those three words are said in any order with any number of words in between<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to amend previous standing rule, such that “the votes in favor are hands, the votes against are hands, and the votes in abstension are squid” and such that the hitpoints are stricken but the silly little dance is retained<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Passed, be amended to: a standing rule such that anytime the chair calls for the votes in favor as hands, the votes against as hands, and the votes in abstension as squid, they have to do a little dance<br /> <br /> emoji: standing person, succulent: kevin’s little dancey dance<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Minjae: motion to breathe<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create “a committee to test out the standing rule we just passed”, purp: “it’s name”<br /> <br /> Sold to Daniel for 7$, chaired by Kevin<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRA<br /> <br /> Hello! We r KGB, we meet on Sundays to plan events.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: CTFWS this Friday, show up on time because rules are at the beginning<br /> <br /> Kevin: if you would like to be a judge, fill out a google form on discord.<br /> <br /> Kevin: annual meeting happens April 17th this year, to vote, pay your debts and your dues. You will also need to attend 3 GBMS, at least one meeting after paying dues but before the election.<br /> <br /> Kevin: we are painting the fence tonight, if you can come paint the fence please do.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Izzy: please submit to Pravda, my life is in shambles<br /> <br /> Howard: RKremlin party on Saturday the 18th, at 8:00pm, will be drinkable fluids, hot water<br /> <br /> Tim: you’re referring to 8pm not 8 am right? Unless you want to be hazed. (For legal purposes this is a joke).<br /> <br /> Daniel: is the hot water drinkable<br /> <br /> Theo: tar drip experiment: tar is a liquid, “I don’t think you can suck it.”<br /> <br /> McKenna: can show up at noon and go to Kage<br /> <br /> Howard: holding a QKremlin stever basement</div>

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