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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 4/24/23 Kevin: finished watching Neon genesis evangelion Avalon: went to bed before midnight/1 am most nights, feel 10x more exhausted manic Howard: this morning,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 4/24/23<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: finished watching Neon genesis evangelion<br /> <br /> Avalon: went to bed before midnight/1 am most nights, feel 10x more exhausted manic<br /> <br /> Howard: this morning, laptop got stuck in click bio screen forever and ever, dug through deepest part of forum, we have an even: LDOC Picnic (not) LDOC GBGC, bring you and your betrayal-sona, PH A18B, at 7 pm<br /> <br /> Nick: went to a sorority formal, posted picture on instagram, asked if frat guy, last week submit to Pravda, you seem to not have understood the assignment<br /> <br /> Julia: submitted last assignment for class, no longer have to run to mellon<br /> <br /> Theo: got fro-yo with roommate, pay dues<br /> <br /> Daniel: learning that makeup exam not at any of times available on survey, Sunday 6 pm<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary standards, went to sidecar, was really good, they were really nice, friend paid because birthday recently, got extra cookie for free, major slay<br /> <br /> Minjae: bastions of democracy:<br /> <br /> McKenna: mis. culinary standards: sidecar is good, cool pie flavor<br /> <br /> Nicolas: committee for [poisson]: if you’re confused about when to use tu or vous, follow this handy flowchart<br /> <br /> Theo: Latin: caecillus in est horto<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock committee: 7$<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary standards committee: noodle house on Forbes is good, each time Twain goes, gets one check and suspicious look from waitress<br /> <br /> Minjae: IE history : April fools is tomorrow, inoffensive jokes<br /> <br /> Howard: introvert committee: having trouble communicating with people, don’t<br /> <br /> Nicolas:<br /> <br /> Keerthana: google joke: did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar, got 6 months<br /> <br /> McKenna: KGBaking committee, baked for USA, passed on to Nick<br /> <br /> Nick: culinary standards committee: my kitchen it’s good when I make things<br /> <br /> Tim: corn crash to 6.50$<br /> <br /> Theo: a.h. corn subsidies to mealblocks, mealblocks are worth just over corn<br /> <br /> Keerthana: mis floor is lava, volcano forecast at 5:35pm<br /> <br /> Charles: mis get some new fucking jokes: keeping floor is lava committee<br /> <br /> Nicolas: Theo is chair of gatekeeping committee<br /> <br /> Twain: mis gatekeeping: oh the new chair, you probably don’t know them<br /> <br /> Theo: gatekeeping: oh the general body, you probably don’t know them<br /> <br /> McKenna: Theo is chair of Booth Chair and Teletubbies committee<br /> <br /> Twain: mis gaslighting: you’re acting so weird right now<br /> <br /> Tim: gaslighting committee creation not untabled for another 52 weeks<br /> <br /> Theo: gaslighting: remember last week when Avalon was elected president of the KGB<br /> <br /> Keerthana: mis gaslighting: this is why your mom and I had a divorce<br /> <br /> McKenna: go up committee is not owned by Theo<br /> <br /> Nicolas: gaslighting: why aren’t you writing the notes<br /> <br /> Charles has thing, Keerthana wants thing: not fault: won’t get thing back in time<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ORDERS OF THE DAY<br /> <br /> order of the day committee “to be tabled until next week”<br /> <br /> motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for a week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> the table committee “to hold all the tabled motions”<br /> <br /> motion to table (fails because kevin didn’t count and ties are broken by the chair - down with the tyrant)<br /> <br /> PASSED, been made<br /> <br /> sold for 3$ to Keerthana, disbanded<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to #define “I pull out” as “I retract my motion”<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the rollerskating committee better known as the wheely wheels committee “to go rollerskating around campus in places we’re definitely supposed to roller-skate in”<br /> <br /> Theo: rollerblading homophobic, rollerskating gay?<br /> <br /> Avalon: what would happen if tucker carlson puts on roller skates<br /> <br /> McKenna: but rollerblades are better for going outside, very lesbian<br /> <br /> Theo: I pull out<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make the canon shadow puppets committee “I learned that there’s an official nintendo guide to mario shadow puppets and I want to know if there’s more of them.”<br /> <br /> Passed, chaired by anyone doing mario shadow puppet at the time<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Howard: motion to allocate 100$ and 0 cents for this weeks event and no summit cola<br /> <br /> Passed, will have money for event<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to #define (doing nothing) as (raising hand)<br /> <br /> Kevin: dilatory<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nicolas: ah syntax error: semicolon missing on line 13<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: indecisive<br /> <br /> Howard: summit cola won me election<br /> <br /> Theo: never again<br /> <br /> Julia: strictly worse than other sodas<br /> <br /> Nick: tastes like coke that was left in the sun<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to create the KGB totally not hazing committee “to encourage freshmen to take shots of summit cola at the first meeting”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: mis Rkremlin: add summit cola to milk<br /> <br /> Twain: apparently firebilk is pretty good<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 1$ to Nick, chaired by Avalon<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to #define the corner of shame eastern most corner of whatever room we are in<br /> <br /> (Arguing about compass directions in the room)<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to amend easternmost is replaced with upstage most and stage-leftmost<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to #define the corner of shame as the upstage most and stage-rightmost corner of the room we are in (in the event that we are in a circular room the chair chooses it)<br /> <br /> (discussion of ways to remember which is port and which is starboard)<br /> <br /> (various alphabet songs)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create a standing rule such that if someone proposes a standing rule and it fails they have to go and stand in the corner of shame for 30 seconds. If you lose control of the motion and it fails, that doesn’t count. If it fails by acclimation, you have to stand in the corner for 69 seconds.<br /> <br /> Tim: if it gets amended beyond all hell?<br /> <br /> Twain: sucks. withdrawing/lack of second not failing,<br /> <br /> PASSED, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to make the we’re not a cult committee “to partner with the gaslighting committee so that when the KGB totally not hazing committee encourages freshmen to take shots of summit cola, the gaslighting committee convinces the freshmen that a) this is a normal college experience, b) summit cola is delicious”<br /> <br /> Robert:mis gaslighting looks favorably upon this motion<br /> <br /> Daniel: properly appropriated gaslighting commitee looks favorably<br /> <br /> Theo: acctual gaslighting: remember when we made that not a cult commitee<br /> <br /> Nick: hazing: looks forward to bonding experiences this will facilitate.<br /> <br /> PASSED, sold for 3$ to Howard, disbanded<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: We are exec, exec meetings at the same time, we have an event<br /> <br /> Howard: LDOC GBGC, betrayal, maybe diplomacy, Friday at 7 pm, PH<br /> <br /> Kevin: mafia night two weeks from now, go to Buca di Beppo, dress kinda fancy, note: on Wednesday of finals week, will be leaving around 5 pm, sign up sheet/google form on discord<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Izzy: do y’all know that Buca di Beppo, when translated directly into English means “Giuseppe’s Hole”<br /> <br /> Kevin: my name’s chood: party at Kremlin this friday, celebrating the 4 seniors who are graduating, after LDOC picnic thing<br /> <br /> McKenna: purple<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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