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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 8/28 Kevin: paolo alto Avalon immigration fraud New People!!! david he/him cs paolo alto, breathes air vuyani (sorry if spelling wrong) he/him texas, don’t go t...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 8/28<br /> <br /> Kevin: paolo alto<br /> <br /> Avalon immigration fraud<br /> <br /> New People!!!<br /> <br /> david he/him cs paolo alto, breathes air<br /> <br /> vuyani (sorry if spelling wrong) he/him texas, don’t go there, sometimes sees clouds<br /> <br /> sanjeev he/him, fairfax VA, lives in pittsburgh<br /> <br /> owen, he/him, art, has something at 5:30<br /> <br /> sam, he/him, is, the color blue looks like blue to him<br /> <br /> (sorry didn’t catch name) she/her, cincinatti ohio, knee hurts<br /> <br /> owen #2, pittsburgh, architecture, saw mom today<br /> <br /> kate, she/her, upstate ny, owns frying pan<br /> <br /> isaac he/him, math, NJ, has blue phone<br /> <br /> spencer (actually sean), stat ml second year, from south, has never once stepped on the moon<br /> <br /> cyndy has ice (might’ve misheard)
simon, they them, from DC, has nose on face<br /> <br /> Danya, she/her, long island, mech e, minor in robotics, speaks english<br /> <br /> sojo, eastern pa, any pronouns, neuroscience, goes to cmu<br /> <br /> elizabeth, she/her, maryland, hair is shorter than 5 feet long<br /> <br /> max, he/him, LA, mech e, puts socks on before shoes<br /> <br /> katie, nj, she/her, math, woke up this morning<br /> <br /> fry, he/him, immigrant, history major, into classics and (something)<br /> <br /> sam, first year, bio major, currently attending first kgb meeting<br /> <br /> javier, he/him, creative writing, is standing right now<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Howard: I had a summer, spent time in middle of desert weathered area, this friday is potluck in the park, this friday at 6pm, meet at uc black chairs, walk to flagstaff<br /> <br /> Also Underground Tour, next next friday (Sept 8th, 6 pm at black chairs), gonna take a tour around campus, tell stories cmu admin would frown upon them<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: worked at a company in scotland because live there, scotland is very rainy place, PRAVDA, please submit to Pravda, email, discord, uk phone number<br /> <br /> nkeck@andrew.cmu.edu<br /> <br /> mr_gustavo<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: pittsburgh, didn’t rain much, attendance<br /> <br /> Theo: collected kremlin’s trash cat<br /> <br /> Daniel: went home &amp; rested “fixed” “my” “sleep” “schedule” bouldered with sister<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subs &amp; block subs: corn has cratered 4.79 bushel, blocks going for 1d4+3 5.50, 1.15 corn<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary standards, closed fuku, excited for new north craig street boba shop<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis cats are stupid: theo’s cat is cute, not stupid<br /> <br /> Theo: amend he tried to jump onto the fridge and bit my arm<br /> <br /> Teadora: comittee of mostly confused engineers: less confused about engineering now<br /> <br /> Aresh: animal facts: scallops have about 200 eyes<br /> <br /> anthony: mis plants: I have found plants to misappropriate, will bring to next gbm<br /> <br /> Twain: animal facts: 1:1 ratio of snakes to snake penises, half of snakes do not have penises<br /> <br /> Javier: reference finding committee: reference to something hank green<br /> <br /> Keerthana: Hivemind: we would get food if only you were paying me end report<br /> <br /> Avalon: orcas are scary<br /> <br /> Izzy: baby orcas look pink because not enough fat to cover arteries<br /> <br /> Kate: orcas are one of only known animals not humans to have a culture<br /> <br /> Howard: mis let’s move on: unsubscribe<br /> <br /> Tim: wailord<br /> <br /> Keerthana: spotted lantern flies not true flies<br /> <br /> Izzy: lanternflies are called that because of whacked out german biologist that they should light up, they don’t<br /> <br /> Tim: lantern flies have weird eyes<br /> <br /> Izzy: humans have weird eyes, optic nerve crosses straight in front of iris, has<br /> <br /> Keerthana: has thing<br /> <br /> Anthony: wants thing, not fault, all those lantern flies, is fault: being back to class<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ORDERS OF THE DAY<br /> <br /> Order of the day committee with purpose to be tabled until next week<br /> <br /> tabled for one week…<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create the Kevin’s house intrusion comittee “finding out the location of Kevin’s house and intruding upon it”<br /> <br /> Howard: kevin without the hat is evin<br /> <br /> Cindy: if you took kevin’s hat and put it on someone else, would you have to intrude on their house<br /> <br /> Avalon: hat does not define kevin<br /> <br /> Robert: if you split kevin into five pieces and then transpose them through rotations…<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to append to purpose to be “identify who kevin is”<br /> <br /> Farnam (simon): if someone else is wearing kevin’s hat is that person then kevin for the purpose of this comittee<br /> <br /> Avalon: wearing the hat adds k to the person’s name<br /> <br /> vuyani: if hat pulverized and spread across the world, would evin be kevin<br /> <br /> Avalon: would need to retain its hat -ness<br /> <br /> Kate: if we were to remove the brim of the hat?<br /> <br /> Howard: you are forgetting the very obvious hoodie that defines kevin<br /> <br /> Sean: if we took half and half and half of Kevin’s hat<br /> <br /> Danya: if we make a million tiny hats out of the hat, would all be kevin<br /> <br /> Robert: ship of theseus’ing hat<br /> <br /> Danya: if you put the hat on a dog…<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Kevin: auctions are for real money<br /> <br /> sold for $4.75 to anthony, chaired by “I’ll see you tonight Kevin”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the kill the lanternflies committee “to show avalon that lantern flies deserve no mercy”<br /> <br /> Avalon objects<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to salute avalon<br /> <br /> Sean: point of information: wtf avalon<br /> <br /> Keerthana: killing things should be hard even if they’re annoying things<br /> <br /> Rand: they’re an invasive species, not killing them is killing native soecies<br /> <br /> Izzy: specifically they’re harming agriculture not any native species<br /> <br /> Sean: nuance is bad<br /> <br /> Vuyani: they harm forestry mostly<br /> <br /> Izzy: someone’s losing money<br /> <br /> Avalon: as tepper student now understand<br /> <br /> Sold for 4$ to Sam, chaired by Avalon<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that any time someone gives an animal fact they have to make the sound of that animal<br /> <br /> Twain: what if the animal doesn’t make a noise<br /> <br /> Cindy: have to imitate voice of person when talk<br /> <br /> Jonathan: something something about humans being called animals?<br /> <br /> Tim: something something fun kevin fact<br /> <br /> Daniel: standing rules need consequences committee: please add a consequence<br /> <br /> Isaac: if you’re talking about multiple animals at once, do you need to make all at once<br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to amend such that if you fail to make the animal noises you have to stand up and say yeehaw<br /> <br /> Sean: if you don’t know what animals sound like<br /> <br /> Teddy: say yeehaw<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend such that if the animal does not have an easily reproducible sound, you say “awooga”<br /> <br /> Friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Avalon: should the general body not be satisfied with your yeehaw, you have to go to the corner of shame.<br /> <br /> Teddy: If someone notices that there was no noise or that the incorrect noise was made, they can point it out<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Final standing rule: motion to create a standing rule such that any time someone gives an animal fact they have to make the sound of that animal. If you fail to make the animal noises you have to stand up and say yeehaw. if the animal does not have an easily reproducible sound, you say “awooga”.<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Yara: motion to make the barbie committee “to appreciate everything in the barbie universe, including the 43 movies that are out”<br /> <br /> Something something oppenheimer japan<br /> <br /> Would oppenheimer have been a ken<br /> <br /> Elise: he’s an alan, alan has also killed people<br /> <br /> Avalon: new people:<br /> <br /> sherlock, tepper, hi avalon, hi sean, he/him, from nj, is an eagles fan (fighting erupts, then a hug), has hair<br /> <br /> ethan, he/him, cit ece, from jersey, goes to cmu<br /> <br /> duriah , she/her, any pronouns, from akron ohio, art major, minoring in neuroscience, has not seen any barbie movie, is currently able to see things<br /> <br /> Sean: motion to append at least one playing of “I’m just ken at this meeting” (ill defined)<br /> <br /> (withdrawn)<br /> <br /> Passed, been made, sold for 5$ to Yara, chaired by “nicoise barbie” (???)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: We r KGB, exec meetings, plan out events &amp; booth things, have meetings on Sundays at 4:15 in third floor of UC (306), we will be there<br /> <br /> Discord is at cmukgb.org/discord<br /> <br /> we have dues, if you want to vote in elections, or other important votes, talk to theo about paying them (15/sem, 20/year, 69/hour (which we cannot accept))<br /> <br /> After sept 30th your membership is lapsed &amp; then you’re not a dues paying member until you pay dues<br /> <br /> Howie: potluck in the park, bring food, if not fresh to org/freshman/have kitchen<br /> <br /> Kevin: There’s a signup spreadsheet in discord<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Anthony: still has a song out on streaming services, made 15$ in 3 years of it being out, will post it again in the discord<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to purple purple seafoam green &amp; call avalon<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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