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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 9/11 OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: wearing phantom toll booth shirt because didn’t do laundry until yesterday Avalon: talked about communism extensively on Sunday, dress...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 9/11<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: wearing phantom toll booth shirt because didn’t do laundry until yesterday<br /> <br /> Avalon: talked about communism extensively on Sunday, dressed up in suits and went to laser tag<br /> <br /> NEW PERSON!!!!<br /> <br /> Amanda, she/her, mech e, second year, once tried to get hypnotized but it didn’t work, breathes sometimes<br /> <br /> Theo^Howard: went to an exec meeting, used a hair dryer to dry clothes, we have an event: GBGC, PH A18B<br /> <br /> Nick: wrote a report for NASA, stayed up with the boys until midnight writing it procrastinating it, Pravda is out, please email, text on uk phone #, discord, mr_gu<br /> <br /> Julia: played betrayal, finally saw barbie movie, fill out attendance<br /> <br /> Theo: rode gator over some sticks (he’s a horse), clear the decks<br /> <br /> Daniel: shoulder doesn’t hurt anymore<br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Robert: ad hoc: Thataway, would look favorably upon throat lozenges<br /> <br /> Nick: Block: $6.50<br /> <br /> Tim: Corn subs: $4.72<br /> <br /> Theo: teletubbies drama: asked professor if could write 2000 word final on teltubbies, answer is yes<br /> <br /> Teadora: confused engineer: back to being confused, going to try programming<br /> <br /> Theo: gatekeeping: Twain you’re not welcome here<br /> <br /> Twain: ad hoc I forgot my charger: can I borrow a USB C charger<br /> <br /> Avalon: ad hoc It’s Kevin’s birthday: sing happy birthday to Kevin<br /> <br /> Twain: hivemind: happy birthday to you space kevin happy birthday to dear kevin happy birthday to you end report<br /> <br /> Theo: space tequila mexico your own name end report<br /> <br /> Nick: ah solidarity: solidarity within the kgb is at an all time high<br /> <br /> Sanjeev: truth finding committee: solidarity within the KGB is not at an all time high<br /> <br /> anti truth finding committee:solidarity within the kgb is at an all time high<br /> <br /> anti truth finding anti commitee: anti truth finding committee is not a committee<br /> <br /> Robert: anti committee: I’m not really a fan of this<br /> <br /> Javier: solidarity is at an all time low<br /> <br /> Theo: animal facts: lantern fly eyes, bzz<br /> <br /> Twain: animal facts +ah i have anxiety: if you squish enough in a row, it feels like they’re crawling all over you after<br /> <br /> Nick: animal facts: lantern flies impart psychic damage, bzz<br /> <br /> ah provably unprovable: jet fuel can’t melt steel beams<br /> <br /> Theo: culinary standards, made overnight oats with taro chia<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis culinary standards: eating yoghurt and cold pizza only<br /> <br /> Teadora: mis culinary standards: making salad, winning, gates prima has new menu items and fast panini press<br /> <br /> Nick: ah gains: shrimp pasta ideal for after gym, carbs and protein<br /> <br /> Howie: culinary unstandards committee: deep fried salted lanternflies<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary substandards committee: would you like some chicken churro with that<br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Avalon has thing<br /> <br /> Theo wants thing, not fault: classes on mondays, is fault: classes on other days<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> orders of the day:<br /> <br /> From 2/6/23:<br /> <br /> The procrastination committee, with purpose “I’ll think about it later”<br /> <br /> Robert: motion to table for one year.<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend to two weeks (friendly been changed)<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend back to one year (friendly been changed)<br /> <br /> Passed tabled for one year<br /> <br /> Tied, Kevin declares its passed, been tabled for 1 year (until 2/6/24)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> From 9/4/23:<br /> <br /> Order of the day committee with purpose “To be tabled until next week. According to all known laws<br /> <br /> of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /> <br /> because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.<br /> <br /> Barry! Breakfast is ready!”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to pass by acclimation<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for 1 week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the pretty pens committee “to gawk at the pretty pens some people spend way too much money on”<br /> <br /> Teadora: fuck you theo<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to salute Teadora<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to salute Theo<br /> <br /> Howard: context please<br /> <br /> Theo: trying to call self out for 40$ of pens, also calling roommate out about pens and washi tape being shipped from california<br /> <br /> Avalon: describe<br /> <br /> Theo: normal pens, fancy mechanical pencil, washi tape that can be peeled into stickers<br /> <br /> Nick: this delegate only uses pilot g207 (didn’t catch the number)<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 2$ to Teadora, chaired by Theo<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Javier: motion to create a misinformation committee officially committee “to lie”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to amend purpose to “to only spread correct information” (been changed)<br /> <br /> Nick: I can only see this benefitting the org<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to pass by corruption (not well defined)<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 5$ to Daniel, chaired by Pravda<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create a new standing rule defining motion to pass by corruption by anyone yelling out the street that Kevin lives on<br /> <br /> if someone yells the name of the street kevin lives on, then the motion passes unless there’s an objection<br /> <br /> Theo: Kevin’s address is not on the student directory<br /> <br /> Twain: amend such that if you slip kevin a dollar, he can pass your motion, and if not you get your dollar back<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend such that you can say to our current president (Kevin) dollar or address if he happens to pick $ and you have a dollar, if kevin chooses address, if you yell out the address if it’s correct, it has the same effect (unfriendly, not pursued)<br /> <br /> Tim: how do you like your neighborhood kevin<br /> <br /> Keerthana: seems to<br /> <br /> Twain: if you want to object, you have to object and then give the chair more money, and then only one more time, someone can object to the objection and pass Kevin more money, without knowing the amount that the second person gave<br /> <br /> Howard: cash<br /> <br /> Twain: yes<br /> <br /> Final motion: Motion to create a new standing rule defining motion to pass by corruption such that you give the chair 1$, functions similarly to pass by acclimation , except if someone wants to object, you have to object and then give the chair more money, and then only one more time, someone can object to the objection and pass Kevin more money, without knowing the amount that the second person gave. All of the money that goes up to the front stays with the KGB.<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create the nicolas commemoration committtee “to say hi to nicolas in the minutes because I know he reads them”<br /> <br /> Tim: something in French<br /> <br /> Howard: love from the KGB<br /> <br /> Nick: something in German? (actually french but I can’t change this according to Daniel)<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to salute nicolas with love<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 4$ to nic, chaired by nicolas<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to replenish the exec discretionary fund by the amound of 205$<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to allocate 73$ and 20c for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that any person named robert can supersede robert’s rules of order<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend such that the person has to be robert^2 (unfriendly, not pursued)<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend such that “robert’s rules of order” superseded by robert plus one (one being a friend new to the kgb robert brings<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to amend such that additionally someone named “roberts”<br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to amend such that any colloquialism or nickname for robert is also allowed (unfriendly unpursued)<br /> <br /> Keerthana: supersede means you get to do whatever you want in a gbm<br /> <br /> motion to create a standing rule such that robert plus one (one being a friend new to the kgb robert brings), or anyone named roberts can supersede robert’s rules of order<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to the left<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create “a memes committee” purpose: “memes”<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to fail by acclimation (Failed)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend the standing rule that has the corner of shame in it to also include committees<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create a standing rule such that if someone objects to a pass or fail by acclimation, if someone yells “pay attention in GBM”, then the person objecting must state at least generally what the motion is (as determined by the recording secretary), if they fail to do so, they are sent to the corner of shame for 2 minutes<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the standing rule such that similar to a motion to acclimation, you can create a motion to eh by acclimation, then say “it’s an idea”, if no one objects, the motion will be tabled for one week<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> WE R KGB, plan events Sunday in UC<br /> <br /> Howard: event, GBGC, betrayal and other inferior games, friday 7pm in the oven<br /> <br /> Theo: there are dues pay them, 15$/sem, 20$/year, 69$/hour can be payed via cashnet (and notifying theo on discord) or cash<br /> <br /> Kevin: dues deadline for contiguous membership, sept 30th<br /> <br /> Kevin: booth shirts, 20$ for non-dues, 15$ for dues<br /> <br /> Kevin: booth: got email from SCC, we’re planning to do the vote on whether we do booth as an org next week<br /> <br /> Elise: they’re asking for our booth chairs<br /> <br /> Kevin: they asked for booth chair availability, we don’t have booth chairs<br /> <br /> Kevin: important vote for us to know what our booth plans are/what we will be capable of in spring<br /> <br /> Theo: if we vote to do booth, it will be a committment for the booth chairs, and the org, we will need people to come to weekly booth builds<br /> <br /> Elise: arts and craftsing the shit out of it<br /> <br /> Kevin: become a booth chair if you’re interested in organizing booth things, not recommended for freshmen,<br /> <br /> Keerthana: # of booth chairs<br /> <br /> Kevin: still 6, probably<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Nick: submit to pravda! please!<br /> <br /> Sorry I don’t know your name yet: reached 9.1 octillion paperclips<br /> <br /> Alex: president of speculative fiction book club, about 50 pages a week, will have food weekly, link to discord is in schmucks channel of kgb discord, circe, all systems red, laizel okimura, project hail mary, one more I did’t hear. Announcements channel of discord will have when2meet to set time.<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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