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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 9/25 OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: ran 5k Avalon: noticed Kevin had haircut Howard: noticed Kevin had haircut Nick: hw, submit to pravda Julia: studied for exam, made s...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 9/25<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: ran 5k<br /> <br /> Avalon: noticed Kevin had haircut<br /> <br /> Howard: noticed Kevin had haircut<br /> <br /> Nick: hw, submit to pravda<br /> <br /> Julia: studied for exam, made soup<br /> <br /> Theo: went to the front bottoms concert, made soup<br /> <br /> Daniel: went to family friend’s place, learned how to beat a cat at chinese chess<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Twain: ah I know too much about Kevin’s life: Yuma, Joey and Evan are the people Kevin went to the 5k with<br /> <br /> Theo: ah thinking about rome: I somehow ended up on cambridge latin course tik tok, caecilius est in horto<br /> <br /> Avalon: nicola commemmoration: hi nicola<br /> <br /> Ben: highschool cambridge latin course fan committee<br /> <br /> Tim: amateur runners + doxxing kevin: That’s a nice pace<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock: 7$, or if you’re delusional 8<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subs: 4.82$<br /> <br /> Theo: misappropriated library: little woman was watched and someone did compare Jo burning her books to library of alexandria<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary standards: still shilling 98k 3 for the price of 2<br /> <br /> Theo: ah thinking about rome: Ao3 CLC fanfiction<br /> <br /> Nick: professor teaches me about rome, after teaches a course entirely about roman culture and history<br /> <br /> Avalon: lanternfly killing: killed no lanternflies<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to salute avalon<br /> <br /> Nick: hand is comfortable<br /> <br /> Zach:thinking about napoleon: trend has also seen a rise<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Someone not here has thing<br /> <br /> Keerthana wants spirit of thing, not fault: midterms coming up, is fault<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ORDERS OF THE DAY<br /> <br /> September 2nd 2019<br /> <br /> Committee: semi-unprompted clapter, 69, wait no that's not a word, with purpose: gimme a hot sec: that's not what i meant, you jerks; no, let me die<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to table for 2 years<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to amend to 7 years<br /> <br /> (friendly, been amended)<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> September 11th<br /> <br /> Order of the day committee with purpose “To be tabled until next week. According to all known laws<br /> <br /> of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /> <br /> because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.<br /> <br /> Barry! Breakfast is ready!”<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to table for a week<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the “thinking about rome committeee” purpose: “avenge cerberus’s death”<br /> <br /> Theo: explaining the plot of CLC<br /> <br /> Ben: I almost failed latin, still enjoyed the textbook, you don’t have to learn another language<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend purpose to “Caecilius est in horto”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to amend purpose to “to study percy jackson”<br /> <br /> Nick: I like this one<br /> <br /> Sam: point of order, percy jackson is greek mythology, not roman mythology<br /> <br /> Passed, been changed<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend the purpose to “to study hercules”<br /> <br /> Twain: point of information: will you say you’re in love<br /> <br /> Theo: no chance, no way, I won’t say it, oh, oh<br /> <br /> Failed, purpose is still “to study percy jackson”<br /> <br /> Final motion: “thinking about rome committeee” purpose: “to study percy jackson”<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 5$ to Howard, chaired by Disney plus<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Tim: motion to create the “thinking about roam committee” purpose: “wanderlust”<br /> <br /> (broken record committees)<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend to “thinking about greek”<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend purpose to “walking around scotland”, friendly been changed<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend purpose to “walking around the Gates helix”<br /> <br /> Passed, been changed<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to change the previous committee’s name to the thinking about ROM committee<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> Theo: call to question<br /> <br /> Passed, committee: “thinking about roam committee” purpose: “walking around the Gates helix”, Sold to Tim for 4$ chaired by anyone who wanders<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to allocate 420c and 69$ for sippy sips and nommy noms<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> Keerthana: re-count<br /> <br /> Tim: Kevin counts to 7<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to un-allocate 420$ and 69c for sippy sips and nommy noms<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to reduce the previous allocation by 69$ and 420c<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to reduce the allocation by 69$ and 420c<br /> <br /> Tim: requesting a report on the current price of summit cola<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to strike 420 and replace it with 219 (to leave money to buy summit cola) friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Failed, we still have an allocation<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to amend allocation such that 1.99$ must be used to buy summit cola<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to fail by acclamation (failed)<br /> <br /> Howard: summit cola is mutually exclusive to every other sippy sips and nummy nums<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to save money by mixing dirt and water and putting it in a summit cola bottle<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to salute avalon<br /> <br /> Failed, not been stipulated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to #define “69$ and 420cents” as “the current price of summit cola”<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to #define “huh” as “a request from the rec sec about the current state of the motion”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to ammend “a request from the rec sec about the current state of the motion” to “I’m going to go stand in the corner of shame for not paying attention”<br /> <br /> Avalon: huh<br /> <br /> Passed, been amended<br /> <br /> Final motion: motion to #define “huh” to “I’m going to go stand in the corner of shame for not paying attention”<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create the Kevin’s haircut committee purpose: “to point out whenever Kevin gets a haircut”<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend to pointing out the obvious committee<br /> <br /> Daniel: and whenever Kevin has not had a haircut but is lying about it<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to amend to include whenever kevin dyes his hair or evan eyes his eir<br /> <br /> Final motion: motion to create the pointing out the obvious committee purpose: “to point out whenever Kevin gets a haircut and whenever Kevin has not had a haircut but is lying about it and whenever kevin dyes his hair or evan eyes his eir”<br /> <br /> Sold to Zach by 6$, chaired by Avalon [fish]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to #define “Kelevin” as “seven”<br /> <br /> Tim: Kevin are you maybe a dog (in reference to what has been written on the board)<br /> <br /> Howard: we would like to welcome the dog to the kelevin family<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to #define 1.99 as 1 dollar<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: We r kgb, exec meetings sunday 4:15pm, if you are planning on being a booth chair/coming to interview, we will meet at UC 306<br /> <br /> Howard: event is Kontent, friday, sept 29th wean computer cluster<br /> <br /> Theo: dues, pay your dues, 20$ year, 15$ sem, 69$/hour, pay via cashnet, send screenshot of receipt to theo on discord, or come give Theo money in person<br /> <br /> Kevin: we will be closing booth chair form tomorrow, fill it out if you wanna be a booth chair<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Shelby: I’m not taking the pretzels home<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Nick: I wrote a report, and industry report, if you’re interested in reading a very technical document I wrote, its in schmucks<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to seafoam green<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to [something in French]<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to turquois [French?]<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to bastard amber<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to the color of Theo’s hair<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to aquamarine, light plum, eggshell white<br /> <br /> Ben: motion to cosmic latte<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to hexcode 000000<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to donner blue<br /> <br /> sanjeev: motion to university of pennsylvania red<br /> <br /> Tim: motion to international klein blue and gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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