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<p>Created page with &quot;10/1[editor&#039;s note - should be 2 - wow I&#039;m so good with dates]/2023 OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: Ran in donut dash, not competitive, 1 mile, 1 donut, 1 mile, 14:18 Avalon: Left m...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>10/1[editor's note - should be 2 - wow I'm so good with dates]/2023<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: Ran in donut dash, not competitive, 1 mile, 1 donut, 1 mile, 14:18<br /> <br /> Avalon: Left me very confused about everything in life except schoolwork, transferred to CS<br /> <br /> new people:<br /> <br /> charlotte, meche, 2027, summit NJ, she/her, I’m from NJ<br /> <br /> katrina, mech/bioe, Massachusetts, she/her, 2027, muffin for breakfast<br /> <br /> Howard: had fun, trust me guys, find event, last known location was MM103?<br /> <br /> Avalon^Nick: did very scottish things with a very scottish accent, submit to Pravda<br /> <br /> Julia: ate more popcorn than a person should probably eat<br /> <br /> Theo: lighting analysis, had to scroll on pinterest, genuinely difficult<br /> <br /> Daniel: was planning on getting to exec meeting early, checked transit, no buses that would get there on time, let alone early, was passed by 3 buses, can’t get on them bc on wrong side of the road bc sidewalk closures<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Theo: thinking about rome: went out and bought new percy jackson book, entire book about percy jackson having to get college letters of rec from the gods<br /> <br /> Ben: going down: I decided to go to a cmu skate club event so I can learn how to skateboard, I ate shit so badly that skateboard hit car, rolled under it<br /> <br /> Twain: culinary standards: one time purchase of hotpot, can have hotpot as many times as you want until it breaks, friend has hotpot, 10$/person<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis going down: spent 2 hrs sitting in sun trying to write<br /> <br /> Tim: corn subs: up a skosh<br /> <br /> Sam: killing lantern flies committee: I’m up to 42, went to front of UC, jumped up and down many times, killed the women and the children too<br /> <br /> Nick: 7$/block, do not put lanternflies in your food<br /> <br /> Theo: cats are stupid: cat attacked milkcrate onto back, then smacked, blame residents of kremlin<br /> <br /> Avalon: found inchworm in rev noodle<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Robert has thing, keerthana has spirit of thing, nathan not fault: silence<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> from 8/28, 9/4, 9/11, 9/18, 9/25 Order of the day committee with purpose “To be tabled until next week. According to all known laws<br /> <br /> of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway<br /> <br /> because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.<br /> <br /> Barry! Breakfast is ready!”<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to fail by acclamation (objected to)<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to eh by acclamation<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to salute twain
Passed, the joke is dead, sold for 15$ to Ben, chaired by “I’ll decide next week.”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to create the order of the day committee 2 with purpose “to be tabled until next week”<br /> <br /> Howard: too bad there’s not a bee movie two<br /> <br /> Keerthana: Motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend to table for 10 days<br /> <br /> Friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Been tabled for 10 days (until meeting after spring break)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that all standing rules must have emoticons that are a combination of parentheses and other characters and they must be unique<br /> <br /> Twain: what are the consequences<br /> <br /> Theo: if you can’t come<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to amend such that every standing rule should have an animal fact<br /> <br /> Nathan: emojis = other characters<br /> <br /> Final motion:<br /> <br /> motion to create a standing rule such that each standing rule must have an animal fact and they must be unique, failure to come up with one must stand in the corner of shame<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to amend the corner of shame standing rule such that we must chant “corner of shame” as the person walks to the corner of shame<br /> <br /> Leon: motion to amend the standing rule such that instead of chanting “corner of shame” you can also chant shun the nonbeliever” (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> Final standing rule: motion to amend the corner of shame standing rule such that we must chant “you can also chant shun the nonbeliever” as the person walks to the corner of shame<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to create a standing rule to define an area “over Kevin’s shoulder” as to the right of Kevin, behind him<br /> <br /> Passed by acclamation<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charlotte: point of information: how is the corner of shame defined<br /> <br /> Tim: upstage-most, stage right most corner (defined by the chair if circular room)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to allocate 69$ and 420c for sippy sips and nummy nums excluding summit cola<br /> <br /> Howard: pass aclamation<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to amend such that summit cola must be allowed to be purchased<br /> <br /> Keerthana: add summit cola to milk to find out what summit cola is<br /> <br /> Daniel: Avalon can go to Aldi and buy summit cola any time<br /> <br /> Theo: point of info: summit cola is Aldi’s knockoff coke, tastes like fizzy dirt<br /> <br /> Howard: wording?<br /> <br /> Nick: pay attention howard
Passed, been amended<br /> <br /> Howard: don’t worry, it’s allowed alright<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: didn’t we #define 69$ and 420c to the current price of summit cola<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to allocate 70$ and 410c for this week’s event for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event<br /> <br /> (Passed, been allocated)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Howard: motion to create a standing rule such that all standing rules are auctioned off for money just like committees<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to amend such that auctions related to passed standing rules have a maximum bid of 420c<br /> <br /> Howard: unfriendly (not pursued)<br /> <br /> Vuyani: what does owning a standing rule give you<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend such that whoever wins the auction gets an on off switch to the standing rule, which they can turn off at the beginning of the meeting<br /> <br /> Avalon: amend such that they get turned back on at the end of the meeting<br /> <br /> Vuyani: motion to amend such that it is a special action that doesn’t use stack<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend such that it can be turned on and off during committee reports<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to amend that standing rule turner-off must do a little jig<br /> <br /> Twain: point of information: jigs are in 3<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Vuyani: does it have to be a proper jig (in 3)<br /> <br /> Howard: it’s got to be a jig man, idk what to tell you<br /> <br /> Twain: motion to amend such that you<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend such that if you’re not comfortable doing a little jig, you can sing the little lad who likes berries and cream song<br /> <br /> Tim: national hazing prevention week committee: much concern<br /> <br /> Passed, been amended<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Final motion: motion to create a standing rule such that all standing rules are auctioned off for money just like committees, whoever wins the auction gets an on off switch to the standing rule, which they can turn off during committee reports during a new section of committee reports called the standing electrical box, if you’re not comfortable doing a little jig, you can sing the little lad who likes berries and cream song, at which point the owner has to do a jig which includes any movement that moves you at least 330 degrees, standing rules get turned back on at the end of the meeting, if jig is bad have to go to corner of shame<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to table until next week (unseconded)<br /> <br /> (Broken record committees, comfortable )<br /> <br /> Hive mind: we are space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name end report<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create “the Kevin hazing board” committee with purpose “to find Kevin’s address”<br /> <br /> Twain: I know Kevin’s address<br /> <br /> Avalon: met both of Kevin’s roommates, Kevin is deceiving us, invented roommate mitchell<br /> <br /> Nick: requesting a report from twain as to the nature of Kevin’s address<br /> <br /> Twain: within Allegheny county<br /> <br /> Howard: motion to amend such that “to find Kevin’s address and take a shower”<br /> <br /> (Friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Twain: point of info, I have showered such<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to amend such that contains “take a shower at Kevin’s place”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: does Mitchell go to a different school<br /> <br /> Kevin: He goes to CMU<br /> <br /> Sean: Does kevin talk to himself all day?<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to salute Kevin with love<br /> <br /> (Very hesitant salute of Kevin with love)<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 3$ to Howard, chaired by “Kevin’s imaginary roommates”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> We r exec, exec meetings UC 306<br /> <br /> Howard: we have an event, we lost it, MM103?<br /> <br /> Theo: Dues, pay them, you missed continuous deadline, (15/sem, 20/yr, 69/sec), pay via discord/cashnet receipts (Thesaurus.com on discord), or in person<br /> <br /> Kevin: we need murder mystery writers, it will be on november 3rd, there will be an announcement on discord for interest form<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Charles: residents of Kremlin hosting a party Saturday at 8pm, everyone in room is invited, ask Charles, Izzy, Howard, or Nick for address<br /> <br /> Ben: vending machine gave me 2 bags of fruit snacks, only paid for 1<br /> <br /> Theo: real money or monopoly money<br /> <br /> Ben: monopoly<br /> <br /> Keerthana: It’s my birthday on Thursday, want to have friends over, will post details on discord<br /> <br /> Twain: volunteering Kevin’s house for Party on Friday (unfriendly)<br /> <br /> Nick: final room of event is Kevin’s house<br /> <br /> Theo: purple and gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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