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OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: went to RKremlin had fun

Daniel^Avalon: went to RKremlin had fun

Daniel: did not go to RKremlin, had fun, played salmon run with one of the best players in the world

Movie night: come vote on a voting system

Nick: went to Kremlin, had fun, submit to Pravda, I have exactly 1 submission remaining of backlog, email, discord, instagram, send me the memes you found, no uk phone number

Julia: went to RKremlin, had fun

Theo: bought game for 3-5 year olds for nostalgia

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Theo: cats are stupid: got devil costume for cat, he looks stupid in it

Keerthana: hivemind: when space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name

Keerthana: hivemind: actually when space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name

Nick: blocks 7$, you can spend them at stack’d underground apparently

Robert: ad hoc corn subsidies: corn is down to 4.88 per bushel

Theo: going down: I rode my horse on saturday, fell, was getting back on horse by time anyone noticed

Howard: betrayal facts: a few days ago betrayal 1st edition 19th anniversary, 2004 gamer’s choice award

Daniel: have you tried eating wikipedia

Howard: not very tasty, chicken churro page is

Nick: ad hoc piazza: I run code, and I get error, error called segmentation fault, how do I fix

Keerthana: animal facts: first 50ish words of bee movie script

Howard: piazza: extend hw deadline to Friday, (quoting a piazza post asking for deadline extension)

Nick: breakfast: barry, breakfast is ready

Robert: piazza: wait nevermind I was too sleepy

Howard: piazza: student edited his answer to be nevermind I

ORDERS OF THE DAY

Robert has thing, Nathan wants thing, not fault: life, is fault: death and everything else

from 2/6/23: The procrastination committee with purpose “I’ll think about it later”

Teddy: motion to table for 6 months

Theo: motion to amend to table until the next 112 exam (November 11th 2023)

(not pursued)

Passed, been tabled for 6 months until 8/6/23

Standing rule switchboard (no standing rules)

Nick: motion to create a standing rule such that we can motion to appoint an overseer that stands over Kevin’s shoulder for 3-5 minutes, which must pass in the normal way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon

sold for 5$ to Nick

Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule to #define overseers as people who have no powers outside of the powers of the general body

Keerthana: another way to stand and look over the chair’s shoulder is to say animal facts make animal noises

(no seconds)

Theo: motion to allocate 69$ and 420c (the price of summit cola) plus 42$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for Kage Kleaning party

Failed not been allocated

Theo: motion to allocate 99.99$ to Kage Kleaning Party

Passed,been allocated

Daniel: motion to allocate 420c and 69$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for movie night

Passed, been allocated

Aresh: motion to have movie night come to Computer Clubs movie night

Teddy: motion to allocate 5$ to give to Kevin (dilatory)

Theo: motion to allocate 420c and 69$ to future event

Theo: motion to eh by acclamation, passed, been tabled for 1 week

Keerthana: ad hoc summit cola jokes

Howard: motion to create the best movie for movie night committee, with purpose, “as per the title”

Nick: motion to amend the purpose to include cars (failed)

Howard: amend purpose to “whichever chairs this committee will be the best movie for movie night.

Final motion: motion to create the best movie for movie night committee, with purpose, “whichever chairs this committee will be the best movie for movie night” sold for 10$ to Ben, chaired by Howard

Teddy: motion to create the “Wait hold on, I have to pull it up, one second one second, according committee” “to recite the bee movie word by word one word per week”

sold to Julia for 3$, chaired by Barry

Daniel: motion to the left

Nick: motion to the far romans

Keerthana: floor is now lava

Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that all general body members have 100 hit points

Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime someone references the bee movie they have to get up and say bzz bzzz bzzz bzz and run around the room

Theo: amend: Julia is exempt when reading orders of the day, anytime the word bee, barry, black and yellow, black and yellow, anytime someone says breakfast is ready

Benner: would passing this standing rule count as a bee movie reference

Theo: they don’t apply retroactively

Nathan: does looking at my grades count as a bee movie reference

Aresh: what if we acquire a member named barry

Daniel: motion to amend such that the rec sec is also immune when responding to a request for a report (friendly, been changed)

Robert: motion to amend such that any instance word starting with the letter B is considered a reference to the bee movie (friendly, been changed)

motion to create a standing rule such that anytime someone references the bee movie they have to get up and say bzz bzzz bzzz bzz and run around the room. References include the word bee, barry, black and yellow, black and yellow, anytime someone says breakfast is ready, and any word starting with the letter B. The recording secretary is immune when responding to a request for a report, or in orders of the day

(Failed)

Keerthana: motion to create the pittsburgh steeler’s committee purpose “black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow”

Passed, sold to Keerthana for 1$ chaired by the bee emoji (both the letter and the animal)

Daniel: motion to create the “I just think that it’s sad that the floor is lava doesn’t have real power anymore committee” purpose: “title”

Howard: it used to be that when the floor is lava and you touch the ground, you lose hp

Passed, sold for 2$ to Daniel, chaired by the standing rule we’re going to pass that gives the floor is lava committee power

Nick: end of mortality committee “to end mortality”

Julia: amend to “to manufacture lava-proof shoes for the members of the general body” (friendly, been changed)

sold for 3$ to Howard, disbanded

Robert: motion to institute a standing rule where if the number of cents in a bid in an auction, the total bid is rounded to one dollar, emoticon: face with money coming out

Nick: motion to pass by acclamation

Sold for 2$ to keerthana

Teddy: motion to #define “the ceiling” as “the floor”

Keerthana: floor is lava committee: your bones are now lava

Robert: motion to #define “1” as the number “1.1”

(Failed, unseconded)

Keerthana: motion to #define “1” as “2”

Failed

REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: we r exec, UC 306, stop by, not next sunday

Daniel: event: movie night, MMA14, Friday the 13th,

Kevin: if interested in writing murder mystery fill out the form today, we’re organizing the meeting for that soon

Kevin: we have a vacancy, Howard has a real job, not enough time to be 2 VP, we are looking for a new S@A if you are interested in helping us plan and do events

Theo: we have a Kage, it needs to be cleaned, we will order pizza, blast music and clean the kage, it will be in stever basement at noon, the 22nd, the day before we start classes

SCHMUCKS

Howard: Kremlin is also going to have 2 vacancies starting in January, contact Howard or Charles if you want to live there starting in spring semester

Nick: various greens and cosmic latte

Teddy: color of Kevin’s shirt, Daniel’s jacket, Theo’s jacket

Theo: R19 and gitfo

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