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MEETING 10/30

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: am running out of print quota, been printing stickers, if you want to print for me ?

Avalon: successfully destroyed any aspect of pride by faceplanting on Craig street in front of friend in dark and rain

Daniel: ranked up in online mahjong, event RPG knight, friday 7pm, wean 5403 and 5409, people will run one shot RPGs, CTFWS on the 17th

Nick: went to a couple parties, spent 30 mins at each, spent rest of weekend making rockets and doing hw, send me pravda, need more submissions

Julia: FMAB, screwed up sleep schedule

Theo: did not ride horses this weekend, notable for me

Benner: infiltrated KGB exec, did lots and lots of HW

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Corn subsidies: $4.78 and a half

Theo: roberts rules of order:shhh

Avalon: agent of chaos: nah

Aresh: fuck the rules: out of order

Nick: mealblock: somehow 7$

Daniel: floor is lava: floor is lava

Sam: killing lanternflies: I killed them all i did it (taken back)

Nick: ad hoc cold committee: it is getting slightly chilly

Avalon: mis a h cold: it’s fucking cold

Vuyani: ah hot: it is getting less hot

OLD BUSINESS

Avalon has thing, Benner wants, not fault: GCS team is definitely behind schedule, is fault: fact that other teams probab

ORDERS OF THE DAY

From october 1st: motion to create the order of the day committee 2 with purpose “to be tabled until next week”

Aresh: motion to table for 1 week

Theo: motion to amend to table for 11 days

Avalon: motion to amend tabling such that it tables for n+1 days

Aresh: c compiler unresolved variable name

Passed, tabled for 11 days

NEW BUSINESS

Avalon: motion to #define “the fence” as fence

Passed by acclamation, been. #defined

Theo: motion to allocate 69$ and 421 cents (not rounded to 1$) for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event

Passed, been allocated

Avalon: motion to create the nap committee “to applaud anyone who tells us that they have had a nap today”

Theo: motion to amend to exclude teadora

Sam: motion to also include my roommate

(both friendly, been changed)

Sold for $5.24 to Avalon, Chaired by “me”

Theo: motion to create the knapp committee “to celebrate any time some one reports an act of violence by a motion that creates a knapp, a movement of air that happens when someone is hit across the face in stage combat”

Passed, sold for 1$ to nick, chaired by the farnham poster in the purnell freight elevator

Daniel: motion to create the what snacks do you want at events committee “to ask people what snacks they want at events, because somehow I’m psychic and discovered that you guys like lemon loafs”

Theo: motion to amend “to find out the snacks people like so daniel won’t buy them to make us all suffer” (friendly, been changed)

(Discussion of event snacks)

Passed, sold for 2$ to Nick, chaired by “golden oreos”

Nick: motion to create the increase Julia’s workload committee purpose: “to be tabled until next week”

Julia: motion to table for 6 months

Theo: motion to amend to 9 months

Passed, been tabled for 9 months (maybe not my problem)

Nathan: motion to create the practice room piano committee “to report on the state of the pianos in the practice rooms of CFS, in particular to report on whether they are being tuned every monday”

Passed, sold for 1$ to Nathan, chaired by andreas fish

Theo: motion to create the practice room misuse and misappropriation committee “to report the misused practice rooms in purnell (and also CFA) and how they are not used for their intended purpose”

Passed, sold for 1$ to Theo, chaired by Dick Block

Benner: motion to create a standing rule such that every member of KGB has 100 hitpoints, and every time the floor is lava and you do not remove yourself from the floor you lose 10 hp per second

Theo: motion to amend such that when you reach 0 hitpoints you have to spend the rest of the meeting in the corner of shame

Nick: you gain 100 and you have to go in the corner

Daniel: motion to amend such that I retract my motion

Vuyani:

grace period of 30 seconds

Theo: amend such that you have to stand in corner of shame for the rest of meeting, unless you do a silly little jig

Nathan: amend so ADA compliant, if one could not physically get up and do a little jig

Julia: little jig

Theo: amend so if you don’t want to do a little jig you can sing the berries and cream song

Sam: every time someone is saluted lose 20 hp

Theo: when you motion to salute someone else, you lose 10 hp

Vuyani: if a committee or anything you propose you lose 5 hp, you gain 5 hp when something you propose succeeds you gain 5 hp

Final standing rule: every member of KGB has 100 hitpoints, and every time the floor is lava and you do not remove yourself from the floor you lose 10 hp per second, when you reach 0 hitpoints you have to spend the rest of the meeting in the corner of shame, and to regain 100 hp you can do a silly little jig (determined based on previous definition, and can be any part of body for ADA compliance) or sing the little lad who loves berries and cream song, you get a grace period of 30 seconds after reaching 0 hitpoints during which you cannot take damage, every time someone is saluted lose 20 hp, when you motion to salute someone else, you lose 10 hp, if a committee or anything you propose you lose 5 hp, you gain 5 hp when something you propose succeeds you gain 5 hp

Passed, sold to Theo

Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that if you propose any amendment beyond the third amendment to a standing rule or committee you lose 10 hp

Theo: motion to amend to 5 amendments

Nick: I think should be original standing rule proposer loses 10 hp

(amendment failed)

Passed, sold for 1$ to Julia

Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that if you do not want to refill your HP using the other options, you can donate 5$ to the organization

Passed, sold to Theo for fish

Theo: motion to amend the breaker box section of meeting to be before committee reports rather than after (unseconded)

Avalon: motion to the right

Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that motions to eject the chair are always in order (dilatory)

Theo: motion to move slightly closer to getting fo

Daniel: motion to seafoam green

Theo: motion to yellow

Nick: motion to #0000AA, BB, CC

Theo: #FF8E7

Daniel: #FFFF00

Theo: #AZ0B00Z

Aresh: motion to give all further colors a oklab instead of RGB

Theo: #000000

Nick: motion to create a standing rule such that the color of elections is green (unfortunately against the bylaws)

Daniel: motion #define “cosmic latte beta version” to purple

Theo: motion to fail by acclamation (unseconded)

Theo: call to question

Passed, been #defined

Avalon: motion to RRA

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: we r KGB, come to exec meetings

Daniel: event: rpg knight, play a role in games

Kevin: murder mystery in two weeks, sign up before it’s too late (probably next week)

CTFWS coming up, planning on rules committee, looking at saturday night, fill out the when 2 meet

Theo: pay dues

Avalon: purple

Theo: seafoam green

Avalon: gitfo

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