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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: spiked Arizona green tea (regular Arizona green tea (very concerning)) Avalon: went to Kremlin, had fun Daniel: got a ping Saturday night...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: spiked Arizona green tea (regular Arizona green tea (very concerning))<br /> <br /> Avalon: went to Kremlin, had fun<br /> <br /> Daniel: got a ping Saturday night to play splat toon. Was a mistake<br /> <br /> kevin: Do we have an event?<br /> <br /> daniel: No<br /> <br /> avalon: we have an unofficial event where we clean up the office! There will be food.<br /> <br /> nick: thanksgiving at Kremlin<br /> <br /> nick: I went to Kremlin and had fun. Actually I live there<br /> <br /> Eshaan^Julia: what does Julia do on the weekend?<br /> <br /> kevin: Julia is in the uk<br /> <br /> Eshaan: (british accent) I’m in the uk and speaking to you through the inter webs! I had beans on toast.<br /> <br /> Nick^Theo: oh god help I am trapped in Purnell. Oh no.<br /> <br /> Benner: bhangra in the burgh then Kremlin. Left in the opposite direction to Steve and got lost<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: what the fuck is going on with the fence committee (not eshaan)<br /> <br /> Kevin: American football man do bad. No longer want American football man. American football man not fired yet<br /> <br /> Kevin (Tyrant): his name is matt Canada??<br /> <br /> eshaan: matt Canada is a (fish fish fish use your imagination) people have hated him for three years<br /> <br /> benner: history of Pepsi committee. Pepsi once caused a large scale riot in (what country? Kevin: Ecuador) I don’t believe it was in Ecuador. They’ve caused two riots. There was one in the Philippines and also one in Chile (separate incident)<br /> <br /> Unnamed gbm member: ad hoc Pepsi committee but weird. You could buy a plane with Pepsi.<br /> <br /> Banner: the judge ruled they did not have to give the dude a plane. This was one of the biggest failures of the us justice system<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> avalon: hello if you’ve never been to kgb meeting before please stand up (intro stuff)<br /> <br /> Isaac Williamson: Isaac Williamson he/him, mechE, New York, I’m… scared, 2027. Does not watch football<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: the committee would like to report. End report<br /> <br /> benner: my hand’s just comfortable here<br /> <br /> avalon: my hand’s not comfortable here<br /> <br /> kevin: you should move to a state of more comfort<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm member: ad hoc committee representing unidentified gbm members: I’ve been identified too many times for comfort<br /> <br /> Avalon: committee to identify gbm members would like to report: eshaan<br /> <br /> eshaan: civil liberties violation of defendants’ rights<br /> <br /> avalon: this is kgb<br /> <br /> Eshaan: kgb gatekeeping committee: no Russian symbolism so we’re not kgb<br /> <br /> avalon: the ad hoc rules committee : there’s no rule for that<br /> <br /> kevin: that’s for ctfws misappropriate a different committee<br /> <br /> nick: the misappropriated rules committee would like to report there are no rules<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> kevin: who has the thing?<br /> <br /> benner: (raises hand)<br /> <br /> kevin: who would like the thing?<br /> <br /> avalon: me<br /> <br /> kevin: what’s not your fault<br /> <br /> avalon: there’s one ctfws sign still up<br /> <br /> kevin: matt canada is<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Motion to create the “order of the day committee 2” with purpose “to be tabled until next week”<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to eh?<br /> <br /> Eshaan objection<br /> <br /> eshaan: motion to have a kangaroo court?<br /> <br /> Ill defined<br /> <br /> nick: motion to table for two weeks?<br /> <br /> isaac: motion to no longer hold this clipboard<br /> <br /> nick: undo good question<br /> <br /> nick: call the question<br /> <br /> Vote<br /> <br /> Nick: good question<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to fuck the rules<br /> <br /> Passed, tabled for 2 weeks<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to create a standing rule such that whenever someone says “motion to fuck the rules” anyone can speak without being recognized by Kevin, and Kevin must approve of this<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm member number 1: I think the rules’ feelings should be taken into consideration and update to “make sweet love to the rules” (not an official amendment)<br /> <br /> isaac: motion to make sweet love to the rules<br /> <br /> benner: motion to salute the rules<br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to amend with the make sweet love to the rules<br /> <br /> Avalon: not friendly<br /> <br /> kevin: moving on to a vote<br /> <br /> avalon: fine it’s friendly<br /> <br /> motion to create a standing rule such that whenever someone says “motion to make sweet love to the rules” anyone can speak without being recognized by Kevin, and Kevin must approve of this<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to amend such that if Kevin does not approve, the general body can overrule with a majority vote<br /> <br /> nick: steals my water bottle??<br /> <br /> eshaan: voting is bad and we should not do it. As long as the person I like wins it’s ok<br /> <br /> avalon: eshaan is the financial fish for democrats club<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm member: who’s eshaan<br /> <br /> motion to create a standing rule such that whenever someone says “motion to make sweet love to the rules” anyone can speak without being recognized by Kevin, and Kevin must approve of this. if Kevin does not approve, the general body can overrule with a majority vote<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Sold to avalon for $1<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick, avalon, Daniel: who will<br /> <br /> kevin: we’re not bringing who will back<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> charles: motion to disband kgb<br /> <br /> eshaan: seconded<br /> <br /> Kevin: give me one second<br /> <br /> (Kevin is definitely checking the bylaws)<br /> <br /> kevin: out of order<br /> <br /> eshaan: how do you do this<br /> <br /> kevin: first you leave then wait an hour. Then come back<br /> <br /> nick: you can also find any room on campus and press the red button so the bylaws enforcement committee will help you<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm number -1: motion to disband the bylaws<br /> <br /> isaac: motion to mourn [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm member: fish<br /> <br /> isaac: I am not asking, I am just mourning<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> avalon: requesting a report from Elise about Elise’s dictator hour (booth design meeting)<br /> <br /> elise: elise’s dictator hour: we are planning on making a 3d Dino and a 3d meteor. We will have a little balcony. Interior walls will change slightly but we think it will be entirely feasible to have a coded Dino game where a person has to jump<br /> <br /> (Demonstrating)<br /> <br /> This is our walk goal, there will be a button and you jump.<br /> <br /> charles: did you read the booth manual<br /> <br /> elise: don’t care<br /> <br /> avalon: what twain would say: that’s ableist<br /> <br /> elise: yeah<br /> <br /> eshaan: who’s in charge<br /> <br /> elise: teddy is in charge of games<br /> <br /> kevin: if you want to help add the @booth role on discord<br /> <br /> nathan: ad hoc ADA committee: nowhere in the booth manual does it say the booth needs to be ada compliant<br /> <br /> charles: I am not gonna be involved in this. You guys can learn about this yourselves<br /> <br /> avalon: Charles what’s the heritage of your mother<br /> <br /> charles: this is a violation of my ferpa rights<br /> <br /> avalon: you gaslit me :(<br /> <br /> charles: gaslighting is when you tell a friend you share an ethnicity and they think you’re lying even though you’ve never lied<br /> <br /> avalon: gaslighting is when you tell a friend really sketchily but so they don’t believe you but it’s true<br /> <br /> benner: this claim is false and avalon is crazy<br /> <br /> nick: real gaslighting committee: that’s not what gaslighting means<br /> <br /> eshaan: I miss the gatekeep and girlboss committees<br /> <br /> nick: [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> Eshaan: [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> Kevin: I am impressed about your clairvoyance when it comes to [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> avalon: ad hoc tourism committee: visit the cathedral of learning [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> Charles: cathedral of learning committee: is there a chick-fil-a in the cathedral of learning? Is this true?<br /> <br /> nick: ive never found it<br /> <br /> Fish fish fish<br /> <br /> isaac: ad hoc gaslighting committee: there is a chickfila in Cathy. you just need to look harder.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: any real motions that aren’t [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> benner: motion to create the Wikipedia committee with purpose “whatever I find interesting on wikipedia”<br /> <br /> Avalon: it’s a good idea<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm member: motion to append: whoever chairs the committee must share one fun fact at every kgb meeting<br /> <br /> Friendly<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to append the string “or else they must go to the corner of shame”<br /> <br /> Friendly<br /> <br /> kevin: what’s going on<br /> <br /> Nick: pay attention Kevin<br /> <br /> motion to create the Wikipedia committee with purpose “whatever I find interesting on wikipedia” and whoever chairs the committee must share one fun fact at every kgb meeting or else they must go to the corner of shame<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Sold to benner for $2, chaired by “myself” not benner, but “myself”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> The general body has a realization about the interpretation of this<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> kevin: this is a committee. It’s just words. You can’t enforce shit<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> isaac: motion to be joyous<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Sherlock, Kevin, unidentified gbm member: (clapping)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> nathan: ad hoc sorry get back to me end report<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> kevin: would look favorably on allocation<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to allocate $69 and 420¢<br /> <br /> keerthana: I have bad news<br /> <br /> daniel: call the question<br /> <br /> benner: motion to pass by acclimation<br /> <br /> Objection<br /> <br /> kevin: we have a lot of nerf guns and swords. There might be kgb the movie and kgb the movie 2 in there.<br /> <br /> Passed.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> benner: motion to allocate (2^82589933 - 1) to possible office cleaning<br /> <br /> kevin: we don’t have that much money<br /> <br /> It’s a prime number.<br /> <br /> kevin: it’s an allocation, not a prime number. It’s dillatory<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> keerthana: motion to allocate 2^8 - 1 dollars to this week’s sippy sips and nummy nums<br /> <br /> avalon: permission to leave my seat<br /> <br /> (Avalon learns about the summit cola standing rule)<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm member: can we stop avalon<br /> <br /> (Notes are passed in class)<br /> <br /> Passed.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that any allocation for exactly the cost of one 2-liter bottle of summit cola must be used to purchase one 2-L bottle of summit cola<br /> <br /> charles: I will sell summit cola for any amount of money greater than $10<br /> <br /> avalon: Motion to #define “thank you” as “fuck you”<br /> <br /> kevin: in order. fuck the rules. Out of order<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm member: since when have #define s been a thing<br /> <br /> keerthana: I believe they were started around maybe 2017 as a sequence of 213 jokes about pointers<br /> <br /> Unidentified gbm member: are there other #definitions<br /> <br /> Kevin: no<br /> <br /> charles: motion to #include __file__<br /> <br /> kevin: out of order<br /> <br /> failed<br /> <br /> Keerthana: this is voter fraud<br /> <br /> kevin: no I am simply enforcing rules<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> avalon: motion to #define “thank you” as “fuck you”<br /> <br /> No seconds<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL and RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> kevin: hi we’re the cmu kgb! Exec. We have meetings on Sundays. Ask us when. We have an event! Except we don’t.<br /> <br /> avalon: we will be cleaning the Kage with food and foam swords<br /> <br /> avalon: I meant office<br /> <br /> elise: we have Kage cleaning Wednesday noon<br /> <br /> kevin: Thursday nick has a thing, avalon has office cleaning Friday, maybe ITR<br /> <br /> Kevin: giving Tuesday is coming up. Any donation to a student org it gets matched by cmu! Ask Theo what debts you have. otherwise, I hope you don’t like your kneecaps<br /> <br /> kevin: rules committee/retrospective on ctfws! Keep an eye out for when2meet in discord<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> charles: vacant room in Kremlin. cmhv . purple lagomorph<br /> <br /> Kevin^nick: housing for next semester/next academic year, consider Kremlin!<br /> <br /> keerthana: motion to pass by acclimation<br /> <br /> avalon: my hand’s just comfy<br /> <br /> eshaan: how do we do the. W . What happens now.<br /> <br /> Kevin: hi guys<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to uv uv ir uv ir ir uv ir uv<br /> <br /> keerthana: how many exec members do we need for quorum<br /> <br /> benner: Motion to fail(147 230 190)<br /> <br /> eshaan: motion to indigo<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to seafoam green<br /> <br /> charles: motion to #include gafo<br /> <br /> kevin: motion to orange<br /> <br /> keerthana: motion to create the broken record committee<br /> <br /> nathan: motion to fish<br /> <br /> kevin: motion to create the broken record committee<br /> <br /> daniel: motion to purple<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to red<br /> <br /> eshaan: motion to purple<br /> <br /> benner: motion n<br /> <br /> isaac: motion to fuchsia<br /> <br /> kevin: motion to turquoise<br /> <br /> nathan: motion to the left<br /> <br /> keerthana: motion to do homework<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to the right<br /> <br /> isaac: motion to take it back now<br /> <br /> kevin: motion to two hops two hops<br /> <br /> keerthana: my hand’s just comfy<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to listen to the wind<br /> <br /> kevin: hello it’s me the wind. You should consider making a motion to gift<br /> <br /> charles: motion to get pho<br /> <br /> avalon: motion to get fucked<br /> <br /> benner: motion to just sit there for an hour<br /> <br /> kevin: motion to uncancel 122<br /> <br /> avalon: motion downwards<br /> <br /> eshaan: motion to dance dance revolution to the song killer queen<br /> <br /> Keerthan: motion to go up<br /> <br /> nathan: motion to get food<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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