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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 11/27/23 OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: spent too much of break in hammerschlag hall because of SRAM, hung out with KGB folks who were in town This Chair^Avalon: cleaned th...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 11/27/23<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: spent too much of break in hammerschlag hall because of SRAM, hung out with KGB folks who were in town<br /> <br /> This Chair^Avalon: cleaned the office<br /> <br /> Daniel: got eliminated from a mahjong tournament, event: GBGC-2, come play board and card games in Wean 5421<br /> <br /> ^Nick: spent a total of 16 hours on train with roommate, realized why just want to be roomates and not friends (yikes!)<br /> <br /> Julia: london, ate lots of food<br /> <br /> Theo: friend’s thanksgiving, all people went to highschool, middle school, religious school, they all know eachother<br /> <br /> (Kevin commits financial fraud by paying 5$ for a 4.36$ gift card thrown at treasurer)<br /> <br /> Benner: returned to Ohio, meeting about research opportunity that was much shorter than anticipated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Benner: history of pepsi: in fish, Russia, there was a pepsi warehouse that collapsed and flooded the entire town and river with pepsi products<br /> <br /> Nathan: ah my shoe: i burned off a piece of my shoe yesterday<br /> <br /> Daniel: corn subsidies: 4.64<br /> <br /> Theo: requesting mealblock<br /> <br /> Nick: 5$<br /> <br /> Teddy: according: all<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: there is a current pool on wikipedia for the last article or topic to ever be written on wikipedia, “a list of people in hell”, “volcanic activity under wikimedia server room”, “announcement of the winner of the pool”<br /> <br /> Theo wants spirit of thing: not fault, this is their last week of school, not yours<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ORDERS OF THE DAY<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to make the fizzbuzz committee purp: “I didn’t come up with a joke in time”<br /> <br /> (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the delulu is the solulu committee purp: “for everyone to gaslight themselves into thinking their life is easier than it is”<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 1$ to Theo, chaired by “your mom”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: requesting a report from theo for how much I owe the org<br /> <br /> Theo: 13$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to allocate 70$ and 320 cents for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Aresh: motion to amend the amount to 420 dimes<br /> <br /> Daniel: friendly, with an additional 70 cents<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend to allocate 420 dimes and 69 nickels<br /> <br /> Daniel: friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create a standing rule such that for this cyber monday only all auctions are 50% off<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to make it so every cyber monday bids are 50% off but we’re going to double the original price<br /> <br /> Charles: the final bid is discounted by 50%<br /> <br /> Aresh: half cents rounded up or down<br /> <br /> Charles: whichever is more even by IEEE floating point<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to amend such that math taxed back up to original price<br /> <br /> Amendment failed<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood, sold for $2.00 (discounted price) to Daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aresh: motion to create the fizzbuzz committee purp: “1”<br /> <br /> Charles: 2<br /> <br /> Aresh: fizz<br /> <br /> Charles: 4<br /> <br /> Vuyani: 5<br /> <br /> Aresh: I pull out<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the broken record committee “for the record to be bad and fail”<br /> <br /> (failed by acclamation)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that whenever an auction sells for more than $7.73 Kevin must go to the corner of shame.<br /> <br /> Nick: which Kevins<br /> <br /> Daniel: it first checks if they’re named Kevin, then it ranks those kevins by whether they are the chair of the meeting, the chair comes first<br /> <br /> Daniel: if multiple non-Kevin chairs, and no Kevin-chair, all of them have to go to the<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood, sold for 7.74$ to Daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: ever since I made the kontent poster of my dog as an american spy, dad saw while picking up, refers to him as american spy<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aresh: motion to #define the corner of shame to “outside”<br /> <br /> compiler error<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to #define Kevin as “the rules”<br /> <br /> (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: what snacks do you want<br /> <br /> “summit cola should not not not not not not end”<br /> <br /> Vuyani: I think we should have oreos<br /> <br /> Theo: ad hoc tangerines: tangerines at karaoke<br /> <br /> Nick: only if spoons are provided<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: how do I disband a committee?<br /> <br /> Kevin: are you the chair of the committee, I’ll figure that out<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to #define “KGB’s christmas” to “any day on which the chair says who will after a standing rule has been passed”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Vuyani: motion to create a standing rule such that on any day which is KGB’s christmas, the corner of shame is the corner by the window with the window open<br /> <br /> (Discussion of whether this constitutes a war crime)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the down with the Tepper committee purp: anytime Avalon says anything vaguely businessy we cheer down with the Tepper instead of down with the tyrant<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for .50 cents (black friday deal to Nick, chaired by Largo)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: technically under the geneva conventions, forced exposure to cold is illegal, but that would require Kevin is a prisoner of war<br /> <br /> Kevin: being in a room with you sick fucks is like being a POW<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to the color of Julia’s sweater<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aresh: motion to #fish#fish#fish<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create a standing rule such that if there is a period of silence longer than 30 secs in a GBM someone has to say a fun fact<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to amend such that animal facts are forbidden (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Vuyani: 25 sec (friendly been changed)<br /> <br /> Sam: what if no one says<br /> <br /> Benner: if you wait another thirty seconds you have two<br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to amend to e seconds (unfriendly)<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to make it such that if no one says a fun fact kevin loses 10 hp<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 7.74$ (black friday discount to 3.87) to Daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aresh: how much is this standing rule like those streams where they pay money to put dumb filter on stream<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to mourn Kevin’s loss (Kevin claims to have not lost anything)<br /> <br /> Kevin: ah lack of object permanence: we miss kevin, we don’t know where he’s gone<br /> <br /> Theo: developing object permanence: who is kevin<br /> <br /> Sam: philosophy: why is kevin<br /> <br /> Kevin: ah thinking abt philosophy kevin thinks therefore he is<br /> <br /> Vuyani: existential question<br /> <br /> Aresh: Kevin: when kevin is kevin kevin kevin kevin<br /> <br /> Nick: ah philosophy: kevin stands his ground<br /> <br /> Eshann: ah Avalon’s philosophy: given kevin standing his ground, he can shoot any fetus in this room<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create the broken record committee purpose: laughing, face in hands<br /> <br /> Eshaan: ah willful misinterpretation: we don’t use record<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to fail by acclamation (failed)<br /> <br /> Nick: short film gaslighting<br /> <br /> Theo: gatekeeping committee: you are not in the KGB unless you pay the dues<br /> <br /> Daniel: amend purpose to “motion to create the broken record committee”<br /> <br /> Eshaan: [says something incriminating]<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to form the broken records committee (ill defined)<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to create the tautology committee “to serve the functions of the tautology committee”<br /> <br /> Eshaan: confusion: need to go to ATM to put in pin to get<br /> <br /> Aresh: if ten people join the tautology committee, the tautology committee will have 10 people<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 10$ to Charles (5$ discounted), chaired by the chair of the tautology committee<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to ban philosophy from all KGB meetings (ill defined)<br /> <br /> Sam: motion to create the redundancy committee “to serve the purposes of the redundancy committee”<br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 6$ to Eshaan (discounted to 3$) chaired by “me”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> We are the cmu kgb, we have an event GBGC 2, come get boarded, get carded, wean 5421, 7 pm<br /> <br /> Theo: we have dues 25/yr 15/sem, tomorrow is giving tuesday if you like farnham giving us his money donate tomorrow, if you want to know how much you owe debts-wise talk to theo after meeting or on discord, just send cashnet receipt<br /> <br /> Kevin: please specify when you put in organization that it’s KGB<br /> <br /> Kevin: we will be meeting thursday 5 pm in Wean 5320 to discuss CTFWS rules/retrospective<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Benner: might be getting a research job (clapping)<br /> <br /> Eshaan: IBM asked me why I as an English major am applying there<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to colonial grey<br /> <br /> Eshaan: Gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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