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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: school mascots Avalon: went to Kappa formal, not in Kappa Daniel: forgot to sleep, played splatoon, event: Karaoke Garaoke Baraoke Nick: stayed home...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: school mascots<br /> <br /> Avalon: went to Kappa formal, not in Kappa<br /> <br /> Daniel: forgot to sleep, played splatoon, event: Karaoke Garaoke Baraoke<br /> <br /> Nick: stayed home, submit to pravda<br /> <br /> Julia: forgot to study for exam, played stardew valley<br /> <br /> Avalon^Theo: did nothing but be a slave to the school of drama, the school of drama sucks, tepper is so much better, I apologize to Avalon for the heinous committee created last week that mentioned Avalon by name<br /> <br /> Benner: did nothing but write and also watch a 4 hour video essay (hbomberguy)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Nathan: ad hoc pilk: I believe I saw someone making pilk unironically in the exchange today, pepsi with at least a tablespoon of milk<br /> <br /> Nick: block market: 4$<br /> <br /> Twain: corn subsidies: 4.61<br /> <br /> Anthony: misappriated plants: most plants have died, grab as many christmas trees as you can, we’re going to scalp christmas trees<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: sept 15 1896 publicity stunt in texas where william george crush decided to crash two trains together at full speed, made full town named crush<br /> <br /> Eshaan: ad hoc forgetfulness: that<br /> <br /> Daniel: something what snacks: I’m not asking you<br /> <br /> Benner: going down: everything<br /> <br /> Anthony: ad hoc FDA: formal question: is there a vegan option for this meeting<br /> <br /> Eshaan: mis going down: going down down sugar going down down<br /> <br /> Eshaan: euphemism: going down is funny<br /> <br /> Nick: ah requesting snacks: normal oreos, and maybe some lemon cake again<br /> <br /> Daniel: did I ask<br /> <br /> Sam: ah FDA: vegan cake<br /> <br /> Anthony: out of date references, must one yell timber on top of going down<br /> <br /> Daniel: mis ah who: will<br /> <br /> Eshaan: ah will: prefers to be called billy now<br /> <br /> (Broken records)<br /> <br /> Nick: [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> Anthony: ah broken record committee<br /> <br /> Eshaan: [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: has thing<br /> <br /> Anthony: wants thing, not fault: expulsion of George Santos, is fault: exponential down going of everything else<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> From November 20th<br /> <br /> motion to create the “order of the day committee 2” with purpose “to be tabled until next week”<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to table for 10.5 days<br /> <br /> Charles: call to question<br /> <br /> Anthony: I like that table<br /> <br /> Eshaan: I also like this table<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for 10.5 days<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to make an allocation for 50 million dollars for the purpose of buying two trains to crash into eachother<br /> <br /> Kevin: dilatory<br /> <br /> (argument)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: NEW PEOPLE!!!<br /> <br /> Shay: shay, from NJ, mech e major, likes the new york giants, freshman, he/him<br /> <br /> Guytree (sp?): she/her, cs, Pittsburgh, Steelers fan<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create a new standing rule only for this meeting where you can only speak if you have this ball or are Kevin<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> Anthony: are we permitted to use ASL in the absence of speaking<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create the Avalon’s one day old starbucks committee, purpose “for someone to help me open my one day old starbucks, I’ve been trying for 20 minutes now<br /> <br /> Anthony: can any means be used<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to offer this effigy as prize for whoever opens it<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Twain: Eshaan pay attention in GBM (standing rule)<br /> <br /> Eshaan: I don’t know what motion we’re in<br /> <br /> (Eshaan is sent to the corner of shame)<br /> <br /> Sold for 4$ to Avalon, chaired by sherlock (the person who opened the starbucks)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to create a standing rule such that if there is no treasurer present we consider the treasury to be 50 million dollars in summit cola<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> sold for 7.74$ to Benner<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW PERSON!!!<br /> <br /> Talia, NYC, middle east studies Dickinson (graduated 6 months ago), 23, intending to apply to CMU and Pitt, when walking here, walked over grass instead of paths, color of floor is wood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to allocate 50 million dollars for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the heat death of the universe committee purp: “to be the last committee ever passed by the KGB”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to table until the heat death of the universe<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to allocate 10$ for each variant of oreo-stuffed things for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Julia: motion to amend to “all the variants of oreo-stuffed oreos present wherever Daniel goes to shop for snacks for this week’s event”<br /> <br /> Charles: intent is different stuff thicknesses of oreos<br /> <br /> Talya: four years or so ago my sister put toothpaste instead of oreo cream for april fools<br /> <br /> Daniel: can we allocate a real amount of money?<br /> <br /> Daniel: when I ask for a blank check you say no Kevin<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that all allocations for sippy sips and nummy nums must be made in units of summit cola<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion #define “will you all shut up” as “call the question”<br /> <br /> (Discussion of whether it’s call to question or call the question, lots of people are surprised)<br /> <br /> Twain: apparently we’re using call to question wrong, you need to vote on it<br /> <br /> Talya: can I see evidence of the 50 million dollars?<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: wait I forgot, hold on, I pull out<br /> <br /> Twain: check general, I have just sent a link to a 1981 locomotive for 15,000$<br /> <br /> Benner: IRS committee: where did KGB obtain that money<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to propose Carnegie Mellon as the location where the trains would collide<br /> <br /> Nathan: [REDACTED]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion #define call to question as call the question<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to call your mom’s question<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to call Kevin’s mom<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to cause suffering for fun<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to the broken record committee<br /> <br /> Twain: Kevin what is your mom’s name and where does she live<br /> <br /> Kevin: unfriendly<br /> <br /> Benner: Kevin what’s your mom’s maiden name, and what is your bank account<br /> <br /> Kevin: Kevin is your mom single<br /> <br /> Sherlock: Kevin if your mom’s phone number was an amount of money how much would it be<br /> <br /> Twain: Kevin, your middle name is nmn?<br /> <br /> Kevin: that stands for no middle name<br /> <br /> Keerthana: Be better nerds<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to make a standing rule such that if you call the question you must also say the string “call the question” (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin leaves because he is being doxxed, Avalon is now chair<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create a standing rule such that after every auction the chair must say “who will”<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood, sold to Evin (Kevin) for 15$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW PERSON<br /> <br /> Evin, I’m an ECE major graduating in December of 2024, wear hats, he/him, from a location that everyone knows already<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to create a standing rule called the broken record rule that allows you to pass a standing rule or committee that has already been passed again, they can be titled the same thing, but have different numbers<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> Anthony: objection<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood, sold for siz (6)$ for Kevin<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Charles: motion to move on to real and relevant announcements<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCMENTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: hello we are the CMU KGB, the wrong Kevin is up there now<br /> <br /> Avalon: events friday at 7<br /> <br /> Daniel: Karaoke: here, 7pm on Friday<br /> <br /> Avalon: Dues 15/sem, 20/yr, 69/hr<br /> <br /> Avalon: ITR may be running during finals week, check schmucks<br /> <br /> Avalon: Geek eat, sign up sheet, next wednesday, we go to cheesecake factory<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Anthony: new song, may have mentioned 2 weeks ago, said song now out on all streaming platforms<br /> <br /> Nathan: go see the CMU philharmonic, wednesday night at soldiers and sailors, thursday noon<br /> <br /> Benner: an hour before KGB event, cmu GCS will be showing games they made, my game will not be done, you can see other people’s games that will not be<br /> <br /> (K)Evin: ITR is a fun little thing where you get duct tape daggers and go to wean 4, get card that says friendly or unfriendly, you go around stabbing people with daggers, kind of like mafia, if you like running around on wean 4, and stabbing people with daggers, and variations with weird classes, come to itr<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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