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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 12/11 Kevin: spent most of weekend working on SRAM, and 4 days beforehand, 1 hour before deadline, realized it was working 2 days ago, finally free from hammerschlag...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 12/11<br /> <br /> Kevin: spent most of weekend working on SRAM, and 4 days beforehand, 1 hour before deadline, realized it was working 2 days ago, finally free from hammerschlag hall<br /> <br /> Avalon: went ice skating, better at ice skating than thought<br /> <br /> Eshaan^Daniel: I love playing splatoon, no splatoon in Geek Eat<br /> <br /> Eshaan^Nick: scottish, hate the british hitler was austrian<br /> <br /> Julia: sleep deprived<br /> <br /> Jonathan^Theo: Fricked off to somewhere not here<br /> <br /> Benner: did too much writing, too much filming, was like 5 mins worth of footage but the limit is 3 minutes<br /> <br /> (chood threw a lot of pennies and we spent 10 minutes picking them up)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Jonathan: mis [sic] egg: eggs have gone to 2.30$/dozen<br /> <br /> Anthony: mis [sic] holly jolly: headbands<br /> <br /> Nathan: piazza: when is the public record for bitcoin, what does it mean fish — c@cm<br /> <br /> Eshaan: ah large pointy stick: I have<br /> <br /> Anthony: candycane shiv<br /> <br /> Aresh: thank you for subscribing to my youtube channel<br /> <br /> Benner: answer to piazza question from before<br /> <br /> Eshaan: ah prison violence: support for candycane shiv<br /> <br /> Aresh: mis. cryptocurrency: 3blue1brown has good cryptocurrency video<br /> <br /> Benner: history of pepsi: video game called pepsi man where you are the pepsi mascot and drink pepsi and run around<br /> <br /> Vuyani: mis history of pepsi: theme music is really good<br /> <br /> [pepsi man theme gets played]<br /> <br /> Benner: horace burgess’s treehouse built almost entirely by one dude horace burgess, said commanded by god to build it, performed many weddings in it, chapel doubled as a basketball court, closed in 2012 for firecode violations, burned down in 2019<br /> <br /> Jonathan: press f to pay respects for the treehouse committee: f<br /> <br /> Eshaan: recursive instance of KGB committee: officers please report<br /> <br /> Avalon: pros and cons of buying wikipedia: we could make all truth what kgb wants<br /> <br /> Anthony: mis actual wikipedia editors: a lot of<br /> <br /> Eshaan: days since Avalon has done something fascist: we’re back to zero<br /> <br /> Jonathan: national debt: increased by 200 billion $ in last 2 weeks<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Anthony has the thing, Nathan wants the thing, not fault: how well did on jury, now fault: everyone’s finals<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to allocate (fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish $ and fish fish cents to buy wikipedia<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to amend the standing rule that if the treasurer is absent from the meeting we consider the treasury to be the amount of money to buy wikipedia<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jonathan: motion to allocate (fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish) (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Eshaan: I would like to free fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish bytes of memory in one block<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion #define “what KGB stands for” to “Kan Gbuy BWikepedia)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to pick up a usb drive I found on the floor and put it into my laptop<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to make a standing rule such that if any member of KGB sees a flash drive on the ground they have to pick it up and plug it into their laptop<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to amend such that this plugging in must occur during the next GBM (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood, sold for 2$ to Eshaan<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to allocate 1 corn (5$) towards a study on the lethality of candy cane shanks<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated, please don’t stab anyone, 5$ won’t cover the legal fees<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to give me the 5$ meant to be used for shivving (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Eshaan: point of information: Kevin how confused are you?<br /> <br /> Kevin: we’re in new business<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aresh: motion to create the zeno’s paradox committee “to get halfway to the creation of the zeno’s paradox committee”<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to eh by acclamation<br /> <br /> (Tabled for 1 week)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to #define new business as “very serious business”<br /> <br /> Avalon: serious business is trademarked by the tepper school of serious business<br /> <br /> Jonathan: motion to amend “business” to “bizness”<br /> <br /> Anthony: 1$ to pass by corruption<br /> <br /> Avalon: objection: 2$<br /> <br /> Anthony: objection to objection 5$<br /> <br /> Been passed by corruption<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to amend pass by corruption so objection can be o<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to amend the pass by corruption so the amount of money that wins is not more money, but instead the heavier amount of money, british pounds count for 1 pound of weight<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to amend so it can be any heavy object of significant monetary value<br /> <br /> Vuyani: motion to amend the amendment such that significant monetary value is 10$ on ebay bids (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to append such that must be done as surreptitiously as possible, but if the amount gets guessed the bid is re<br /> <br /> Julia: I pull out<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to wish my roommate selina good luck on her final that started 19 mins ago (ill defined but good luck)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: anti-cinderella rule: unless someone makes a motion to gitfo we have to be here until 12 am<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jonathan: to<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create a standing rule such that when someone says fail by corruption we go about the same process as pass by corruption, but for failing the motion<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood, sold for 2$ to Eshaan<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Anthony: motion to amend the pass by corruption to use KGB credit as well as cash (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: the existence of KGB debt and credit and currency implies there could be a KGB economy<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jonathan: some colors<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Charles: motion to hold a moment of awkward silence for that thing you did 2 1/2 years ago<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> we are going to cheesecake factory, 5pm, meet there and head to bus stop, if you have alternate transportation feel free to take those, sign up sheet in discord, mostly to tell us who to wait for at black chairs<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> we have dues, 15/sem, 20/yr, other numbers are all lies<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Anthony: still have a song, find it in schmucks on the discord<br /> <br /> chood: don’t have a song, can’t listen to it, not in schmucks<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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